||An editor thinks something might be wrong with this page. That editor won't actually make any effort to fix it,
but can rest assured that they've done their encyclopedic duty by sticking on a tag.
Please allow this tag to languish indefinitely at the top of the page, since nobody knows exactly what the tagging editor was worked up about.
|Ding! Thanks for playing Wikipedia. Unfortunately, you just got pwned because you're a boneheaded moron. See Wikipedia:Complete bollocks.
Sorry, you lose, homeboy. Better luck next time
You probably aren't reading this part, so it really doesn't matter what we say here. More to the point, if you haven't bothered to read every single policy and essay on Wikipedia, including the ones that contradict each other, then is really your own fault and you should be ashamed of yourself. We don't have time to explain, it is up to you to find and read them all. And if you ever create the article again, then we will smack you with our banhammer and make you put big orange boxes all over your user page while you beg for your "edit this page" button to start working again. Face it, everyone will know you were caught and are a loser. Don't even think about it.
If you've had this nice red box slap you in the face, feel free to go and tell all your friends that Wikipedia is full of killjoy nazis. Hey, why not set up an attack page or two, while you're at it?
I use this identity only on wikipedia. If you see anyone using the ID "MaxBrowne" or similar on other sites, please note that it is not me.
To misquote Otto von Bismarck, wikipedia is like a sausage, the less you know about how it's made the better. I just want to create and improve content, and I despise drama. This is an encyclopedia, not a social networking site. Unless you are an admin whose job it is to deal with that crap, I highly recommend taking as little interest in ANI, Arbcom etc as possible.