User:MichaelNikki

MichaelNikki
Michael Phelps reincarnate. Ogtong Cave, Sta. Fe Bantayan Island, 2006
Name	Michael Nicholas Duldulao
Birth date	September 19, 1896 (1896-09-19) , Zamboanga, Philippines
Country	Philippines
Race	Malay Vulcan
Sexuality	3 Testicled Transvestite Hermaphrodite
Education and employment
Occupation	Businessman., Call Center Agent
Hobbies, favourites, and beliefs
Religion	Humanist
Politics	If dirty and corrupt, then yes love it.
Aliases	Nikki, Kulas, Mike
Contact info
Blog	www.michaelnikki.com Under Construction
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Michael Nicholas Duldulao, more fondly known as "Nikki" to his relatives and friends and "Kulas" by his other questionable friends who at times just want to piss him off (born September 19, 1896) is a native deadbeat from Zamboanga City, Philippines. He is a very open minded, free-spirited, outspoken, lactose intolerant, free thinking bookworm individual. Rumor has it for more than 9 years since 2000, he has been sighted wondering somewhere in the streets of colon in the Bustling city of Cebu.

Biography

Family Background

Duldulao was born as a healthy bouncing baby boy on September 19, 1896 to Virgilio Duldulao from Zamboanga, whose parents are originally from Ilocos Sur and Judith Omaña, a nurse by profession from Margosatubig, Zamboanga Del Sur whose ancestry are deeply rooted from the town of Santander, Cebu. He is the eldest among the brood of three brothers. His siblings are Donato Duldulao III which has a namesake of his grandfather Donato Duldulao Sr. and the youngest, Louigi Duldulao.

Duldulao is a cousin of Gabriel Chee-kee a guitarist from Parokya ni Edgar a leading popular rock band group in the Philippines, whose parents like him are originally from Ilocos and Margosatubig as well. (Ey come on! Whats the point of even mentioning Gab in your user wiki entry when he is just your cousin!?)

Duldulao mentions Gabriel in his user wiki entry because his cousin Gab is very well liked among his close fans, has a down to earth attitude and very family oriented. And yes of course, Gabriel is his cousin and he is popular.

Personality and Character

Duldulao is said to be typically a non-conformist person, hyper-active, self-critical, an idealist, optimist, impulsive in nature, aggressive, forgetful, overt, intrepid, risk-taker, overwhelmingly misunderstood, careless, a rebel, vocal, frank, broke, broken and omg! what a loud farter he is^{[citation needed]}. A person who considers himself a perfectionist, is notoriously well known never to finish nor perfect anything in every aspect of his life and is believed to be regarded as a staunch critic for those who procrastinates profusely, is jokingly well known to be a procrastinator himself.

On most occasion, Duldulao easily gets bored. At times he can be highly imaginative. Duldulao is good in generating new and exciting ideas but when it comes to the ideas making it happen, he often has difficulty materializing and following through. Recently later in life in his middle age, he suddenly discovers that he has symptoms and manifestations of adult ADD/ADHD syndrome which was never diagnosed. A neurological disorder which he thinks is some kind of a gift. (A gift. Seriously now?) Duldulao is relieved to have found out what is wrong about him and can find answers to his questions, particularly in areas of his adult life struggles that he felt he never lived up to his potentials, and now he has an explanation for his life long uphill battles.

Daily Struggles

Anything that basically involves integers or math, Michael despises it.

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Loosing Faith

Duldulao is widely believed to be a non practicing Christian though he asserts that the kingdom and or idea of heaven resides within our hearts and all around us. He does not believe with the almost universal concept among Christians that a believer is compelled to go to church or in a house of praise to connect with, or communicate with God. He also believes that dancing, singing, raising or swaying of hands to praise God and giving and collecting moneys to some (someone's?) church is a form of aberration. Thus, with his unorthodox belief he does not believe in the church's teachings.

Chronological Timeline of Personal Events

Year	Experiences & Accomplishments	Comments
1705	First Airplane Ride	Accompanied by his mother and brother Donato, Michael was then X years old when he experienced his first aeroplane ride, a C-130 Military Cargo Plane. Duldulao at first thought it to be very exciting but then he realized the pain of getting free rides; the agony of standing for more than 2 hours in a very cramped position.
1839-1940	Practiced Judo	Michael was once a very diligent judoka practicing this modern Japanese Martial Art. After a year, he quited. He felt upset when he was not chosen to compete in a local tournament.
1842	Circumcision	Finally! The threshold of manhood.
1852	First Pet	A horse named Black Shouldery. Duldulao's father gave him a newly born foal as a gift on his 12th birthday. He never understood why his uncle Danny Tano who is responsible for taking care of his pet, named it Black Shouldery. The horse grew up as a working class animal carrying coconuts and other fruits. Black Shouldery is dead.
1863	Swimming Competition	Represented his age category in a swimming tournament that was organized by his fathers Knights of Columbus organization. He finished fourth overall in freestyle. There were only five swimmers.
April, 1871	Seen a Naked Woman	First seen a naked adult woman.[citation needed]
Early 1874	Discovered Internet	Discovered and experienced the Internet. At that time, Michael didn't fully understood its purpose.
September, 1874	First Girlfriend	Michael was once a very loyal, serious and faithful lover. His first girlfriend was 3 years older than him.
1888	Personal Struggles	Due to unexpected random domestic household problems, certain ghastly events that transpired had greatly altered and affected the vital life balance of his young adulthood. Since then, Duldulao's self-esteem had hit rock bottom.
1893	Migration	Decided to migrate and live in Cebu.
September, 200?	First Sideline Business	Swindled.[citation needed]
April, 200?	Fidelity Tested	In the summer of 200?, it had been known among his close friends that Michael ensnared himself in a compromising situation and unexpectedly got acquainted with a fresh looking pretty faced young woman. Ever since, he constantly reminds himself and gives importance of the famous quote: "Beauty is but only skin deep".
Late 200?	Free Internet Unauthorized Internet Access	Discovered a flaw on a certain ISP's subscription system thereby enabling him to access the Internet for more than a year without paying any fees. His passion and quest for computer related knowledge proved to be beneficial and profitable on his part. Upon realizing the lucrative opportune and its advantageous prospects, he immediately seized the opportunity. [citation needed]
Early 200?	Chess	Once beaten a High Rated IM Chess Player in 3 0 Chess Blitz.
200?	Probable First Cyber Crime	Under Philippine Constitution Article 3 Bill of Rights, Section 12 (3) states; Any confession or admission obtained in violation of this or Section 17 hereof shall be inadmissible in evidence against him. (Citation not needed.)
Early 200?	Oz Internet Services	Started his first legitimate business. Becoming his own boss.[citation needed]
200?	Call Center	Stopped becoming his own boss and worked for some boss. (Idiot!)[citation needed]
November 10, 200?	Chess	Played for the first time against a Grandmaster from Greece in a 3 0 blitz match. Lost.

Critical Moments

Year	Crisis	Comments
1990	Uncle Murdered	The untimely death of his uncle Nestor.
199?	Circumcision	After the slicing he immediately played outdoor games. While protecting his partly skinned wiener, he accidentally bumped into another kid causing excruciating pain and infection. His wiener had since grown and is OK now.
199?	Traumatic Experience No. 1	Suffered emotional distress caused by his mother's infidelity.
200?	Very Traumatic Experience No. 2	Again was emotionally distraught caused by his father's suicidal tendencies.
200?	Loosing Faith	Oh well.. just but another classic struggle between faith and reason.
Early 200?	ISP Problems	His brother Louigi's naivety and the innocence of his youth had caused Michael a staggering amount of 81,000 pesos in phone bills on a single month! (Malungkot ka ba at walang makausap?)
Late 200?	Business Software Compliance	In November 200?, Microsoft Asia conducted nationwide raids in the Philippines on small and large scale businesses which were none Microsoft Software Compliant. Michael had no other choice but to purchase and install the genuine licenses. This time financially, he's screwed!
September, 200?	Uncle Murdered	The untimely death of his uncle Eddie.
September, 2009	Death of Grandma	Loving grandma finally succumbed to cancer where she bravely battled for many months. :(

Political Views

Duldulao's political stance and perception regarding the dirty world of Philippine politics is that he thinks most local politicians can be described to a certain degree as absolute shameless pigs and crocs who at the expense of most ignorant misinformed Filipino masses, blatantly keep on robbing them with needed basic services, necessities and at the same time deceiving these very same people with too many broken "gloriafied" promises who voted them to government office. He further states that the Philippine elections, it's politics and politicians are nothing but a big farcical, comical joke.

Much to his amazement, Duldulao found it unbelievably ridiculous as to how the current sitting President of the Philippines even survived her presidency quite this long, knowing the numerous humiliating scandals that shook the current administration. Despite feeling disgusted with the administrations flagrant incompetence and inconsistencies, he likes to remain optimistic and hopeful of his country's speculative future.

Michael believes that the current President of the Philippines, a god fearing politician who constantly portrays an image of herself in the public as someone who prays, yet whose every deed is foul, is a hobbit to reckon with. But to some extent, in a highly negative viewpoint. To put into terms that one can understand, similarly the President small and terrible, resembles that of a character from the movie Lord of the Rings, Smeagol - deceitful, untrustworthy and unpredictable.

Michael firmly believes in the freedom of speech.

Aspirations and Ambitions

Duldulao is a very simple man with simple ways of living. He's aspirations are nothing fancy and only wants to see himself completely let go 10 years of overwhelming hurt and anger that slowly destroys him.

He also would like to believe and try harder to understand by faith alone, the very existence of a supreme being that governs worldly life.

Through this, he will stop investigating topics and issues relating to Extra Terrestials and other U.S government cover ups.

But before that, He hopes to meet and witness Little Green Men. (What The H?)

Seriously, he will start reading the book; "Morals and Manners in Christianity" that his pastor grandma lent him for more understanding. (No SHIT! haha)

Michael aspires to finish his abruptly unfinished academic degree with his own funds through hard work and someday hopefully do a masters degree in Computer Science. /* Good lord! Stop playing chess and start RTFM */

His passion for mind games waned through the years as he grew older. Still, Michael never gave up his childhood dream of earning a FIDE title. Unto this day, though continuously studies different moves and chess variations, he still suck needs further improvement in his Chess games.

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Years ago when Michael was 7, his father advised him to memorize at least 5 words a day from A to Z of the entire Oxford Dictionary including its meanings, connotations and paragraphical use. He wants to keep his promise so he will start doing just that after 20 years. (Clearly a spark of insanity.)

Michael also aspires to become a freelance professional photographer one day. And do nude photography. With women as his subjects of course. o.0

He will also do nature and random photography.

His main ambition is to see himself attaining true happiness in life, live simply on a small house with a loving family, but also owning a beautiful beach house in Sta. Fe, Bantayan Island, Cebu.

Currently Duldulao immerses himself in programming books. /* Need major reassessment on certain goal objectives. Either become a writer or writing that involves a lot of logic. */

Credits

Duldulao would like to thank and give credit to fellow Wikipedia user Zaid son of Ibrahim from Malaysia, who is currently pursuing a college degree in France. Duldulao felt inspired to write and author his own personal wiki entry after stumbling upon a blog of a brilliant, witty and very outspoken girl Malaysian blogger Su Ann http://www.quaintly.net whose blog post was about Zaid Bin Ibrahim's funny and humorous style of Wikipedia entry.