User:Mirage5000

Today's motto...

→ You only see me for the clothes I wear

Nominate one today!

Userboxes

ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes. This user eats Swedish Fish. This user does not exist. However, if this user begins to exist, seek shelter immediately. IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is -2 . This user is interested in beauty. This user is of Ukrainian ancestry. HO HO HO! This user believes in Santa Claus. This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older but they'll never grow up. This user prefers cold weather. This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own! *_* This user loves manga. This user is a man-eating talking plant. This user thinks no outfit is complete without cat hair. This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.   This user loves you. So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff? This user couldn't live without bagels, but NO CREAM CHEESE!

awesome This user is totally awesome! WinXP Regretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP. SI This user uses the metric system and loves it. This user doesn't know Whose Line It Is. Ø This user is a recluse. This user is interested in Russia and is capable of speaking in a Russian accent. This user's got a case of the Mondays. en- us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. This user considers themselves self-educated. This user knows that 42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of life, the Universe, and everything. ..... This user is a professional procrastinator. This user is a bibliophile This user spends far too much time editing his/her user page. This user would like to own one or more dogs. This user is a cereal killer. This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user overuses userboxes. Kubrick This user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time. BB This user contributes using a broadband connection. news The only reality show this user watches is the news. Cyrl-2 Д This user has an intermediate understanding of the Cyrillic script. This user is interested in World War I and World War II. ... This user would like to know all existing languages. This user is a pirate. Arrr! This user is addicted to video games. BT This user uses BitTornado This user is nocturnal. This user likes to hear that viewer discretion is advised. c++-2 This user is an intermediate C++ programmer. This user thinks time zones are evil. This user eats cheese. This user thinks sheep are cute.

This user is on a mission from God. This user is a recent changes patroller. … This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately... N This user is a fan of Nintendo hardware and software. This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. This user is nearsighted. Big Brother is watching this user. no ads This user is against commercials in Wikipedia. This user enjoys comics. This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter. This user enjoys bicycling. KitH This user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!. The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it! This user loves pasta. This user loves userboxes.

To-do

Greatfully stolen from Kylu

• Welcome new users every day! Goal: 5 per day.
• Start or Edit an article! Goal: 1 per day.
• Grammar-check and Spell-check an article for obvious problems! Goal: 1 per day.
• Watch recent changes and remove obvious vandalism! Goal: 30 minutes per day.
• Try to remember to be nice to people on here. Debate solves problems, argument doesn't.

WikiProjects

Red Link Recovery

Articles of Interest(to me)

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