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[edit] Hey there, pretty lady

mockenoff currently attends Texas Tech University in Lubbock, Texas, though he spent the vast majority of his pre-college days learning in Carrollton, Texas. He was in the Newman Smith High School band and played the tuba, both of which he thoroughly enjoyed and currently regrets not further pursuing, much like one would regret not taking the last slice of pizza after he sees someone else take it without so much as a second thought or slight consideration for other pizza connoisseurs. However, he is now focused on computer science as his major and greatly enjoys video games and doing nothing. He also, quite obviously, enjoys pizza.

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Currently, mockenoff has accrued over eleven intimate (read: developer) affiliations with just as many websites, and roughly ten of those were of his creation. Due to unforeseen circumstances or desire to find better but equally free webhosts to try out new webapp concepts, all but one has been abandoned like the devil Internet spawn they were. At the moment, he's trying to package together a web gallery thing in PHP with Ajax rich features that supports both flat file and database back-ends as well as a full featured and incredibly rich blogging platform. Yes, he is quite aware both are disgustingly generic in choice and probably will also be just as nondescript in design.

He has done web development for Pizza Hut and Yum! Brands that involved franchisee management and data storage via nationwide intranet and is now currently employed with the Petroleum engineering department at Texas Tech, redesigning their university department website.

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Carrollton's laws regarding public tennis court usage

Dodgeball is one of his great addictions and wishes it could be as big as some of the major sports so he and his team Adrenaline Rush could make a living off of it. Thus far, Adrenaline Rush has attended the National Dodgeball League's Dodgeball World Championship and Convention in Las Vegas, won a year's supply of POWERade at the San Antonio stop of the Duck 'N Dodge National Dodgeball Tour, a year's worth of free Chick-fil-A and $1,000 at Chick-fil-A's Colorado Springs Charity Dodgeball Tournament, and hosted their own annual Dynasty Court Dodgeball Tournament.

The team has been featured in nationally televised and syndicated news reports regarding Carrollton, Farmers Branch, and Addison's recreation laws against using Tennis courts for activities unrelated to tennis.

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