User:Montgomery '39

Note: This user was not born in 1939. He was born sometime in the 1990s

Welcome to my user page. Feel free to make edits to this page. Of course, there is only one rule when editing: NO VANDALISM.

General Info

I currently live in New York, NY. I like to write, edit Wikipedia, make card models, and many other things. My favorite topics are mathematics, Science, History, and Engineering. I usually edit Wikipedia on weekdays during my lunch period at my school's library. Yes, I am an Atheist. I do not believe in showing it off too much. And, for those of you curious people, no I am not 69 years old. I just put in a random name and year for my username.

Barnstars/Awards

For finding Hidden Pages

		The Hidden Page Barnstar
		I award you one for finding Trekphiler's page for people who always think that "new message" bar is real. Aren't you glad you checked your mail?

	The Super Secret Barnstar
	This user has found RyRy's Secret Page! Who will be next? Can you find my Secret Page? Ver. 2.5

Wikipedia contributions

This editor is a Yeoman Editor and is entitled to display this Service Badge.

You can either add barnstars here or on my talk page.

What I've always wanted to do on Wikipedia

• Write an article *
• Place a ^{[citation needed]} on an appropriate place in an article *
• Receive a barnstar.*
• Become a sysop
• Make a bot

*= Completed

Articles on wikipedia that I am scared of

As a wikipedian, I feel it is my duty to make sure all wikipedia articles are free of vandalism and wikified. It always makes me cringe when I see a "dirty" article. Some are listed below:

• Edward Cullen (Twilight)
• Twilight (novel)
• All Twilight-related articles
• Miley Cyrus
• Jonas Brothers *shudders*

My Vandal- Fighting "toolbox"

I copied this table from Wikipedia: Vandalism, just in case i want to delete vandalism quickly.

Contents Various types of nonconstructive edits Adding spam, such as promotions of objects or ideologies Inserting factual inaccuracies and/or libel Unaccepted practices, unilateral action against policies or guidelines Behavior towards editors and articles
Click here to show warnings
Hover over the curly braces to see a summary of the contents. Don't forget to substitute these templates (more information)
Description	Level 1	Level 2	Level 3	Level 4	Level 4im
Various types of nonconstructive edits
Vandalism	{{subst:uw-vandalism1}}	{{subst:uw-vandalism2}}	{{subst:uw-vandalism3}}	{{subst:uw-vandalism4}}	{{subst:uw-vandalism4im}}
Editing tests	{{subst:uw-test1}}	{{subst:uw-test2}}	{{subst:uw-test3}}	→ {{subst:uw-generic4}}	{{N/A}}
Page blanking, removal of content	{{subst:uw-delete1}}	{{subst:uw-delete2}}	{{subst:uw-delete3}}	{{subst:uw-delete4}}	{{subst:uw-delete4im}}
Creating malicious redirects	{{subst:uw-redirect1}}	{{subst:uw-redirect2}}	{{subst:uw-redirect3}}	{{subst:uw-redirect4}}	{{subst:uw-redirect4im}}
Removal of maintenance templates	{{subst:uw-tdel1}}	{{subst:uw-tdel2}}	{{subst:uw-tdel3}}	{{subst:uw-tdel4}}	{{N/A}}
Using improper humor	{{subst:uw-joke1}}	{{subst:uw-joke2}}	{{subst:uw-joke3}}	{{subst:uw-joke4}}	{{subst:uw-joke4im}}
Creating inappropriate pages	{{subst:uw-create1}}	{{subst:uw-create2}}	{{subst:uw-create3}}	{{subst:uw-create4}}	{{subst:uw-create4im}}
Uploading inappropriate images	{{subst:uw-upload1}}	{{subst:uw-upload2}}	{{subst:uw-upload3}}	{{subst:uw-upload4}}	{{subst:uw-upload4im}}
Image-related vandalism	{{subst:uw-image1}}	{{subst:uw-image2}}	{{subst:uw-image3}}	{{subst:uw-image4}}	{{subst:uw-image4im}}
Adding promotions of objects or ideologies (also spam)
Adding spam links	{{subst:uw-spam1}}	{{subst:uw-spam2}}	{{subst:uw-spam3}}	{{subst:uw-spam4}}	{{subst:uw-spam4im}}
Using Wikipedia for advertising or promotion	{{subst:uw-advert1}}	{{subst:uw-advert2}}	{{subst:uw-advert3}}	{{subst:uw-advert4}}	{{subst:uw-advert4im}}
Not adhering to neutral point of view	{{subst:uw-npov1}}	{{subst:uw-npov2}}	{{subst:uw-npov3}}	{{subst:uw-npov4}}	{{N/A}}
Inserting factual inaccuracies and/or libel
Addition of unsourced material without proper citations	{{subst:uw-unsourced1}}	{{subst:uw-unsourced2}}	{{subst:uw-unsourced3}}	→ {{subst:uw-generic4}}	{{N/A}}
Introducing deliberate factual errors	{{subst:uw-error1}}	{{subst:uw-error2}}	{{subst:uw-error3}}	→ {{subst:uw-generic4}}	{{N/A}}
Adding original research, including unpublished syntheses of sourced material	{{subst:uw-nor1}}	{{subst:uw-nor2}}	{{subst:uw-nor3}}	{{subst:uw-nor4}}	{{N/A}}
Adding unreferenced controversial information about living persons	{{subst:uw-biog1}}	{{subst:uw-biog2}}	{{subst:uw-biog3}}	{{subst:uw-biog4}}	{{subst:Uw-biog4im}}
Defamation not specifically directed	{{subst:uw-defamatory1}}	{{subst:uw-defamatory2}}	{{subst:uw-defamatory3}}	{{subst:uw-defamatory4}}	{{subst:uw-defamatory4im}}
Unaccepted practices, unilateral action against policies or guidelines
Censorship of material	{{subst:uw-notcensored1}}	{{subst:uw-notcensored2}}	{{subst:uw-notcensored3}}	→ {{subst:uw-generic4}}	{{N/A}}
Formatting, date, language, etc. (Manual of Style)	{{subst:uw-mos1}}	{{subst:uw-mos2}}	{{subst:uw-mos3}}	{{subst:uw-mos4}}	{{N/A}}
Page moves	{{subst:uw-move1}}	{{subst:uw-move2}}	{{subst:uw-move3}}	{{subst:uw-move4}}	{{subst:uw-move4im}}
Using talk page as forum	{{subst:uw-chat1}}	{{subst:uw-chat2}}	{{subst:uw-chat3}}	{{subst:uw-chat4}}	{{N/A}}
Refactoring others' talk page comments	{{subst:uw-tpv1}}	{{subst:uw-tpv2}}	{{subst:uw-tpv3}}	{{N/A}}
Removing {{afd}} templates	{{subst:uw-afd1}}	{{subst:uw-afd2}}	{{subst:uw-afd3}}	{{subst:uw-afd4}}	{{N/A}}
Removing {{speedy deletion}} templates	{{subst:uw-speedy1}}	{{subst:uw-speedy2}}	{{subst:uw-speedy3}}	{{subst:uw-speedy4}}	{{N/A}}
Behavior towards editors and articles
Personal attack directed at a specific editor	{{subst:uw-npa1}}	{{subst:uw-npa2}}	{{subst:uw-npa3}}	{{subst:uw-npa4}}	{{subst:uw-npa4im}}
Not assuming good faith	{{subst:uw-agf1}}	{{subst:uw-agf2}}	{{subst:uw-agf3}}	{{N/A}}
Ownership of articles	{{subst:uw-own1}}	{{subst:uw-own2}}	{{subst:uw-own3}}	{{N/A}}
Description	Level 1	Level 2	Level 3	Level 4	Level 4im

How to spot vandalism (Vandalize here, people!)

This information is mainly for new users that would like to revert vandalism. And for those of you newbies that don't know how to use the talk page or how to edit, yes I do know that my cussing sucks. Feel free to type down any vandalism you want here. Just put it in the right category. Anything posted in bad faith will be deleted and treated as real vandalism,

• Any edit that contains profane language (please make sure that the edit is illegitimate before reverting). example: FUCK YOU ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
• Any edit in caps (usually contains profane language or comments about a person/place/thing). example: YOU ARE A FAGGOT. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
• Random gibberish (make sure it is not part of a URL). example: kjhfdjhdssfhdjhkjjhfdjhdshfdahlhfdhsfjdsh; hypojhfkjhdshfdhfhkjhfjdhjlfasjhthermia; xzkjkxjzkcbnbxcvjcvxjcjxcjnxzbnvbxcnnduyuyjkskdjskskdjskjfyer6ye6rydf6r7erydusyuyYYY6%^
• Comments regarding a random person (will usually be written down carelessly). example: montgomery rocks and everyone else suckzballlllz
• Blanking a page/section (usually by an anonymous IP with an edit summary along the lines of "removed false/irrelevant information".
• Nonsense. example: hello world, i love you!!; he then married his brother and had sex on a bus. HE WAS BIT BY AN OSTRICH ON THE BUM AND HAD TEETH MARKS ALL OVER
• Information/text on an article that contradicts said information (i.e. text from the Bible that is posted on Evolution).
• Insults. example: ur all gay; You are a sluggy newt and a newty slug,
• Shift JIS art. example: <3, :), :3, :')
• Fake/nonsense articles. Example title: Hillary will win the election.
• Text other than a redirect on a redirect page.

This list can go on and on. for a more detailed list, please check WP:VAND

E-4 Nightwatch

User: Montgomery '38 is my alternate account if Montgomery '39 is hijacked.

Contact

• Need to discuss anything about wikipedia? Click here.

Articles I have created

• Friede

Articles I Have Made Significant Contributions to

• BURN-E

Some I am planning to fix but have not done so yet

• Urda (anime) need to watch it on youtube again...

Some outside-wiki work that I am working on...

• Get into Stuyvesant High School (VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!!)
• I am currently working on what I believe is my best book yet (and my longest one, too) and I am hoping to publish it. =) Also, if you know other publishing companies that will publish for a "kid"--other than lulu.com-- (I'm really a teen, but whatever) please, PLEASE let me know. Thanks.
• Build an actual working rocket that can fly from my homemade fuel.

Userboxes

	This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care.

	This editor is a Yeoman Editor and is entitled to display this Service Badge.

BOOK	This user is working on publishing a book.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 154.

	This user enjoys using Celestia to look at the virtual skies.

	This user tracks his money on Where's George?

	This user is interested in ancient Rome.

RS	This user plays RuneScape.

This user is interested in astronomy.

VAN∞	This user's page has been vandalized a lot of times.

	This user is interested in the American Civil War.

	This user is interested in the History of Malaysia.

This user is interested in retrocomputing.

	This user is a member of the worldwide family of Scouts.

	This user is a member of the Boy Scouts of America.

This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.

	This user enjoys heavy metal music.

	This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless hip hop music is eliminated.

	This user enjoys Classical music.

bi-0	This user has no idea what burn-in is...	!?

Star Trek

This user thinks that Star Trek is better than-ugh- Star Wars

	This user is a Trekkie.

	Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

DW	This user is a Time Lord

	This user is interested in Science

	This user believes in Fractal Universe

	This user expects an Impact event during his/her lifetime. †

	This user would want to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to discover it by themselves.

'	This user has the knack.

This user is fascinated by chaos theory.

	This user is unhappy.

	This user thinks or feels he/she is hated by everyone else (or knows it).

|\|0	This user is 133+$p33k!|\|g!!!

	This user is best described as Chaos walking on 2 legs.

	This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

This user page has been vandalized 18 times.

	This user reports vandals to administrators so they can be blocked.

This user has faced vandalism and lived to tell the tale.

	This user screws vandals and treats them with no mercy.

T_T	this user is depressed

>:(	This user is angry at a lot of people

N GD	This user is an Atheist

	Dieser Benutzer ist ein Fan von Rammstein.

	This user is interested in computers.

	This user is interested in coin collecting.

This user is interested in numismatics.

This user collects US State Quarters

	This user is a fan of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

>:E	this user has no mercy for vandals

AURGH	!	This user is highly stressed

	This user has depression.

OCD	This user lives with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder.

This user is short-sighted.

This user is nearsighted.

	This user has astigmatism.

This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!

	This user does not smoke.

	The time is currently 17:12:14 UTC.

>:(	This user knows that god hates him/her

	"Everyone will forget soon, the fourth man on the moon..." †

This user accepts Evolution as a biological fact.

	this user is interested in fossils

	This user enjoys studying about fractals

~(p&~p)	This user studies the concept of Logic

	This user believes global warming is a reality we will have to face.

RS	This user has been hacked on RuneScape.

God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?

rant	It is more cathartic to curse the darkness than to light one stupid candle.

	This Windows user has experienced one or more Blue Screens of Death.

Ramms+ein	This user thinks that Rammstein is wunderbar!

	This user loves Beagles.

	This user enjoys chess.

	This user will eat fish raw. Here fishy, fishy, fishy.

	This user is a Microsoft addict and doesn't know why Apple Inc was invented.

	This user eats cheese.

Ø	This user is a recluse.

This user is ambidextrous.

WARNING! This user sleeps a lot.

	This user rejects any violence towards women.

	This user is awed by the Earthrise photo from Apollo 8

Nerd!	This user will brutally murder you if you call this user a nerd

	This user uses a TI calculator.

This user is fluent in Klingon.

Hast/Hasst	This user believes that too many people don't know the difference between Hast and Hasst

	All this user wants is a Fucking sign. †	WP:UA

	This user believes in Democracy without elections.†

	This user wants more TAXES on TEXAS †

	This user respects the beliefs and religions of others, even though they're completely wrong.†

	This user has tested the buttered cat paradox.†	WP:UA

	This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless Country Music is eliminated.†

	This user believes Chuck Yeager was probably not the first man to break the sound barrier †

$	News + Profit = Propaganda †

	This user wants the USA to join the European Union, adopt the Euro, and look after its people †

	This user scored 8914 on the Wikipediholic test (revision 220619006).

tyop typo

This user is a member of the Wikipedia Typo Team.

	This huggler fights vandalism so incredibly fast, you can barely see them fly by. Are you a huggler yet?

Wikipedia is not censored for minors.*

	This user fights in the ground forces of Operation Enduring Encyclopedia.

This user understands biological evolution.

	This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Images

Please, tell me where you got your information from.

The best way to settle an argument is with a nice game of Hopscotch.

This is the reason why vandals are so tall

" We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other thing. Not because they are easy, but because they are hard."

Way better then a stress ball.

Come on, I dare ya!

In my life, No one can hear you scream.

Pretty much, they're saying "fuck you" to Isaac Asimov.

Personally, when I see these, I think "what fucking idiot would have thought of this!?"

Barbicane, YOU FUCKING SHOT MY EYE OUT!!!!

Guess what I'm thinking!

FAIL!!!!!!!

Bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep...

Spy Plane iz watchin' u Masterbate

I iz teh bomb

Ich bin ein Berliner!

You're kidding, right?

I'll give you $10 if you eat that!

pwned, motherfuckers!!