User:My mother is a fish

'My Mother is a Fish' is the shortest chapter in the novel, 'As I lay Dying' by William Faulkner. Faulkner was a great American writer who was not overly concerned with minor points of grammatical correctness in his writing.

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en	This user is a native speaker of English.

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...	This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

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they	This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

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,	This user fixes comma splices. They are annoying.

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... in.	Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put.

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which & that	This user knows how to use which and that correctly.

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less & fewer	This user understands the difference between less & fewer.

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its/it’s	It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

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??? ?!?	!	This user terminates excessive use of exclamation points and question marks on sight. Grow up.

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infin¦ itive	This user chooses never to split infinitives.

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ə	This user is a Grammar Nazi and wears a Schwa-sticker as proof.

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BASIC	This user can program in BASIC.

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bash-2	This user is an intermediate Bash programmer.

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Lisp	(lambda (user)     (setf (lisp-p user) t)).

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C	This user can program in C

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rb	This user can program in Ruby.

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PET DOG	This user is happy to have a pet dog.

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	This user likes cats

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	This user's favourite animal is the Grey Wolf.

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	This user is interested in computers.

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	This user supports 2600 and the hacking community.

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	This user hates Windows Live Messenger

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	This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.

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goon	This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums.

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This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.

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	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

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IP	This user's IP is 127.0.0.1.

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This user has no cell phone.

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This user contributes using Iceweasel.

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m IRC	This user uses mIRC for chatting on IRC.

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C:\>_	This user uses DOS. (or knows how to use it.)

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	This user prefers Windows computers and is frustrated by Macs.

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	This user contributes using Ubuntu.

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This user has a dual boot system

OS/2 Warp

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PC	This user knows that PC just means Personal Computer; a computer not running Windows may be a PC.

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	This user uses DC++.

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	This user uses Soulseek.

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+	This user plays retro games.

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PT	This user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, they must shoot at it until it dies.

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	This user writes games on his or her graphing calculator.

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	This user prefers the Wii.

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	This user still uses a Sega Mega Drive or Sega Genesis.

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	An Adventurer is this User.

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C2H5OH-0	This user is a non-drinker.

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This user thinks circus peanuts could quite possibly be the greatest food ever.

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	This user eats haggis.

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	This user is interested in ancient civilizations.

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	This user is interested in World War I and World War II.

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	This user is a bibliophile

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	This user is a skeptic.

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	This user supports sustainable living.

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6×9=42	This user jokes in base 13.

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$0.\bar{9}$=1

This user knows that 0.9...(repeating) is exactly 1 and can prove it, but wishes that other people could understand it the way he does.

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	This user knows the Ultimate Answer.

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	This user is a BSc student at university.

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	This user's favorite subject is Physics.

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	This user is nEurOtic.

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Zzz	This user has insomnia.

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This user supports Stem Cell research.

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	This user is male.

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	This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.

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This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.

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''\	This user is against the War on Drugs.

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	This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

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	This user knows that the mainstream media is just a brainwashing tool.

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atheos

Please keep your imaginary friends to yourself. Thank you.

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	This user remembers the Fifth of November.

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	This user is interested in Science

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Mendel is this user's chromeboy.

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This user understands biological evolution.

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	Like Winston Churchill, this user is in good health because he doesn't practice any sport.

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	This user is interested in Philosophy, particularly later modern Western philosophy

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This user is a pessimist.

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rand	This user opposes Ayn Rand's Objectivist philosophy.

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	This user knows it's better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.

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	This user is an anti-consumerist.

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	This user is a libertarian socialist.

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This user is interested in environmentalism.

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PC	This user is Pro-choice.

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This user believes that fighting for peace is akin to fucking for virginity.

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	This user enjoys comics.

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xkcd	Sudo make this user a sandwich.

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C&H	This user reads Calvin and Hobbes.

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	This user likes Krazy Kat werra, werra much.

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^_~	This user loves hentai.

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	This user adheres to Haruhiism.

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NERV	This user is a member of NERV.

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あ!	Sata Andagi, Sata Andagi! This user loves Azumanga Daioh.

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	This user plays logical fallacy tag with Ozy and Millie.

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PULP	This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

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sar	This user is obviously not sarcastic.

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FAUX	This user knows that FOX News is not Fair or Balanced.

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	You just lost The Game.

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