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Yeah...I don't really have much to say.

Here, have some many, many userboxes.

en- us-N This user is a native speaker of American English.

... This user would like to be able to speak more languages.

1337-X This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 and Normal Computer Users.

blz-2 This user is an intermediate speaker of blazon.

nws This user newspeaks.

Nds-1 This droog govoreets basic Nadsat.

BS This user can speak Bullshit.

du-1 This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.

Lipsum Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

sar-4 This user is a near-native speaker of sarcasm.

@#$! This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.

AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

This user employs a more formal style of writing in articles than in talk pages.

they? This user has no opinion about singular they.

since This user dislikes the use of since to mean because.

snk This user says either sneaked or snuck.

to¦go This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

by The passive voice may be used by this user.

…in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

firemanfighter mankind This user supports the use of gender-neutral language when it reasonably exists as an alternative to a common gendered word.

to / too / two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

who(m) This user uses either who or whom in the object case.

you one This user knows that one should not use "you" in encyclopedia articles or other formal works.

if & whether This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly.

than / then This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their / there / they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

Latin Plurals: "Data is are..." This user uses "data", "media", "memoranda", "criteria", and "agenda" as the plurals of "datum", "medium", "memorandum", "criterion", and "agendum".

. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B, and A and B This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

; This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly.

Comic Sans This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is wolvynw.

dA This user is a deviantART deviant

This user maintains a Facebook profile.

LJ This user maintains a LiveJournal.

This user is a proud contributor to Uncyclopedia.

G This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user has a dual monitor configuration.

This user still remembers these.

This user uses the freeware AVG virus scanner

This user chose the red pill, not the blue pill

Ps This user uses Photoshop CS3

This user contributes using Windows 7 Home Premium.

This user is an advanced Notepad user.

This user does drugs.

This user drinks. Period.

This user is an omnivore.

This user is a firm believer in the proposition that cold pizza and stale potato chips qualify as brain food.

This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.

This user eats cheese.

This user prefers cheesesteaks with American.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats cantaloupes.

This user eats raspberries.

This user eats bagels.

This user eats grits.

This user loves bacon !

This user eats sushi.

This user likes their steak brown on the outside, mooing on the inside.

This user likes deer meat.

This user eats Swedish Fish.

This user prefers dark chocolate.

This user loves Chinese Food

This user loves Japanese Food

This user enjoys playing Sudoku.

GAME This user won "the Game".

This user enjoys chess.

This user is a Go player.

This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?)

This user likes to play Role-playing games.

TN This user's alignment is True Neutral: the "Balancer."

+ This user plays retro games.

PT This user knows that to defeat the Cyberdemon, they must shoot at it until it dies.

This user prefers to play games on a PC.

GAME OVER This user will insert more coins to continue.

GTA This user plays games from the Grand Theft Auto series.

This user is still alive.

This user is interested in classical mythology.

B This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

SU This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.

S This user is a fan of Surreal comedy.

T This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

This user is a Monty Python fan.

Who This user knows Who's on First.

This user is covered in bees!

This user knows life was worth losing...

a²+b²=c² This user is an intermediate mathematician.

SI* This user is competent in metric units but prefers not to use them.

$0.\bar{9}=1$ This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1.

Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

$\sum_{k=1}^{\infty}{x^k \over k!}$ This user loves problem solving.

This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started. [1]

Either this user isn't a logician or this sentence is false.

This user is interested in Science

This user believes that the Universe began with a bang.

This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace.

This user would want to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to discover it by themselves.

evol This user considers evolution an amazing biological fact.

This user is interested in physics.

This user knows that a positron is an electron moving backwards in time. And so should you!

This user supports Stem Cell research.

This user knows the side effects of ingesting dihydrogen monoxide. Do you?

This user is interested in philosophy.

This user is a Humanist.

This user is a critical realist

This user believes in logic.

Hanlon's Razor This user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity. †

This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

This user enjoys writing.

This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

This user enjoys origami.

This user enjoys photography.

This user is a bibliophile

This user enjoys reading mysteries.

This user enjoys reading Fantasy.

Dresden This user is a fan of the Dresden Files book series by Jim Butcher.

DNA This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

This user reads Science Fiction.

' This user is a fan of Robert Anton Wilson. Fnord!

George Orwell taught this user everything they need to know about the government.

Battle School This user attends or attended Battle School.

This user would rather be "exploding like spiders across the stars".

This user knows The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

23 This user is a 23rdian; he sees the number 23 everywhere.

This user enjoys the Lord of the Rings book and movie series.

ASoIaF This user is reading A Song of Ice and Fire and considers it a fine example of high fantasy.

This user enjoys film.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

Clerks. This user is not even supposed to be here today!

This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.

As far back as this user can remember, he or she always wanted to be a gangster

This user knows Rollo Tomasi

This user is the stuff that dreams are made of.

This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!

12 This user is looking for the Army of the Twelve Monkeys

This user remembers the Fifth of November.

This user is a Nazi-fighting archaeologist in their spare time.

This user is serious. And don't call him Shirley.

Save Ferris This user is on their ninth sick day.

(-) This user would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism.

This user abides.

This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids.

This user is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy.

"PC LOAD LETTER" What the fuck does that mean?

The Usual Suspects This user works for Keyser Söze.

This user has got red on him.

Feed Me, Seymour! This user would love to have an Audrey II.

This user will send you back to the future.

DD They made this user do it.

The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!

Never Ending Story This user has visited Fantasia.

PotC This user is disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

This user needs your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

Tony Stark This user is in the Fun-V, not the Hum-Drum-V.

TDK This user knows that the night is darkest just before the dawn.

DC This user reads DC Comics.

M This user reads Marvel Comics.

Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...

This user watches the Watchmen.

BM This user is going to stab you so much!

WWTD? In times of trouble, this user wonders, 'W.W.T.D.?'

xkcd Stand back! This user is going to try science with xkcd.

This user reads Penny Arcade.

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C&H This user is a fan of Calvin and Hobbes.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

This user's skin turns to stone during the day.

ZIM This user is gonna sing the Doom Song now!

FIFE This user keeps one bullet in his shirt pocket and nips it in the bud.

Scrubs This user is the world's most giant doctor.

CHUCK This user is going to the Toga Party.

Cheers Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.

+ This user is up to the elbows in meatball surgery.

MWC A fat woman came into this user's shoe store today.

SEIN Yada, Yada, Yada, this user is a fan of Seinfeld.

70s This user thinks anyone who doesn't like That '70s Show is a dumbass.

This user wonders if there will ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

KitH This user is crushing your head! Crush, crush!.

This user is something completely different.

LC This user works for LuthorCorp *.

Dexter This user lives by Harry's code.

H This user believes that everybody lies.

MONK It's a gift...and a curse.

NCIS This user deserves a smack upside the head.

ΔTPΔ This user likes a DAMN fine cup of coffee!

This prophet is in his house.

firefly They can't take the sky away from this user.

This user considers themself to be an observer of "the Pattern".

This user knows how to stop an exploding man.

QL This user strives to put right what once went wrong.

This user wants to believe. Verifiability is policy.

This user wants to do bad things to you.

MB This user rejects your reality and substitutes his own!

This user can play the radio!

This user owns over 70 audio CDs.

This user likes most types of music.

INTP This user's MBTI type is INTP.

SAT This user scored 1440 of 1600 on the SATs. 1440

BA This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree in Philosophy.

This user's degree has little or nothing to do with their chosen profession.

This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.

ULC This user is an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church.

This user Hails Eris.

This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.

God made this user an atheist. Do you question his wisdom?

This user is sick and tired of Religion's attempts to hijack the government and wants stronger separation of church and state.

This user is not a Neo-Pagan, but enjoys hanging out with them.

This user likes to sleep.

This user considers traffic lights advisory, not compulsory.

This user believes in certain conspiracy theories.

This user has visited Centralia, Pennsylvania.

This user owns a motorcycle.

This user is from the planet Earth.

This user realizes that educated people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical.

This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one.

This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time.

This user is pretty sure that she is an outlier compared to everybody else.

This user is in pursuit of an Equal Society.

This user reserves the right to question authority.

5th This user pleads the 5th Amendment

This user supports Jury Nullification.‡

This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.

This user supports gender equality.

This user is straight but not narrow.

PC This user believes political correctness was created in good intentions, but is often overused, misused, or taken way out of context.

This user believes that common sense trumps all other arguments.

This user finds censorship offensive.

Wikipedia is not censored.

It's really pretty simple: - mind NPOV - - don't be a dick - - ignore all rules -

This user knows that replacing one bias with another is not cleanup.

This user has a pro-Wikipedia bias.

IA This user uses the Internet Archive

This user is a ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.

This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it!

THIS USER'S HEAD ASPLODE.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

UBX This user has way too many userboxes