User:Not an anon anymore/Wikipedia's Running Gags

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For all you people who haven't edited yet, here is a preview of Running Gags. If you know of any others, put them here.

For one thing, people eat furry animals. They are ferrets in the World's Longest Poem (It is Mary Jane who is eaten by Nadow) as well as in the story (Nucleus Insanity is the eater. And people eat cats in I ate my cat .Another Running Gag(a lot less funny)is that a page will be vandalised and people say "Take it to BJAODN. (That stands for Bad Jokes And Other Nonsense.

Now to get to the most annoying running gag of all. There will be an edit war on a page and you won't notice it because the reverters are going so fast. Then, when you finally figure out about it, you can't join the war/make peace/tell everyone how ridiculous they are, or anything else you wanted to do.