User:Obi-Jon

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Obi-Jon is not a Jedi, as he would like people (including himself) to believe. From his lair in Providence, Rhode Island, he seeks to pour some gasoline on the fire of world knowledge. He also suffers from a crippling neurological disorder in which he thinks that the only way that he can express himself is through the superfluous use of userboxes.

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	This user lives in or hails from Providence, Rhode Island.

This user is an omnivore.

	This user is an academic.

ARC	This User is an Archaeologist.

B	This user attends or attended Brown University.

	This user is crunching numbers using BOINC.

	This user uses Adium to chat on various instant messaging networks.

	This user is of Italian ancestry.

	This user is of Québécois ancestry.

HIS	This user's favourite subject is History.

	This user thinks polar coordinates are pretty.

	This user is interested in ancient civilizations.

	This user is interested in ancient Rome.

	This user is interested in the Byzantine Empire.

	This user is interested in the Middle Ages.

	This user is interested in the French Revolution.

	This user is interested in the life and times of Napoleon.

	This user is interested in World War I

AIM-Able	This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

	This user enjoys limes AND all things limey.

Dave Barry is from Mars and Venus

	This user is a bibliophile

	This user is in love with Anton Chekhov.

The Far Side	This user reads The Far Side.

CSL	This user enjoys the works of C.S. Lewis.

HP	This user is a Harry Potter fan.

LOTR	This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films.

ind	This user is politically independent.

	This user is a paladin.

last .fm

This user tracks what he listens to on Last.fm-(Obi-Jon).

Blue	This user enjoys The Blues.

	This user enjoys classical music.

	This user enjoys indie rock.

	This user enjoys heavy metal music.

	This user enjoys rock music.

gtr-2	This user is an intermediate guitarist.

band-2	This user listens to 22-20s.

AC/ DC	This user is a fan of AC/DC.

fan-3	This user loves Alice Cooper.

	This user loves The Beatles.

BS	This user is a fan of Black Sabbath.

band-2	This user listens to Brakes.

band-3	This user likes British Sea Power.

CASH	This user shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

band-2	This user listens to Cheap Trick.

CREAM	This user likes white rooms with black curtains.

DP	This user is a fan of Deep Purple.

FF	This user is a fan of Franz Ferdinand.

band-3	This user likes Kaiser Chiefs.

JT	This user is thick as a brick.

	This user listens to Hendrix.

	When this user dies, this user takes the stairway to heaven.

	This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark.

Q	This user is caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...

AL	This user is a Close Personal Friend of "Weird Al" Yankovic

WS	This user fell in love with The White Stripes

band-3	This user likes The Who.

4/4	This user is against DJs adding a 4/4 Beat under old '80s songs and calling them new.

	This user enjoys sailing and boating.

	This user is interested in flags and emblems.

	This user is interested in maps.

T	This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.

	This user agrees that Pirates are better than Ninjas. Y'arr!

This user is opposed to online censorship.

?	This user follows his/her own political ideals.

man- kind	Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

“,;:’	This user is a punctuation stickler.

its/it’s	It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

This user is a Roman Catholic.

This user does not believe in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but agrees it is as likely as creationism.

	This user loves Graham Chapman!

	This user supports the Galactic Republic.

STAR WARS	This user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, considers the films to be a single work.

This user is on a mission from God.

This user's got a case of the Mondays.

FARGO	This user wants some fuckin' pancakes!

	This user will fight in the shade.

	This user has already lived twice.

TA	Bak user derka derka derka!

£	This user knows the first rule of the con: you can never cheat an honest man.

LOST	4 8 15 16 23 42

FLOWERY TWATS	This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers.

TDS	This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

C	This user watches The Colbert Report

Spaced	This user knows it's just a sitcom.

D.M.	This user likes both the British and American versions of The Office.	W.H.

	This user knows how to stop an exploding man.

	This user wants to believe. Verifiability is policy.

	This user is not a number, he is a free man.

LTI	This user Embiggens Wikipedia with their Cromulent editing!

Scrubs

This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.

PEE-WEE	This user said the Secret Word.

	This user attends, has attended, or hopes to attend Starfleet Academy.

¡	This user knows the Chewbacca Defense and is not afraid to use it!

Rock Lee!	This user is the handsome devil of the hidden leaf village known as Rock Lee!

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

cvg-4

This user is an expert gamer.

PS2	This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2.

	This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

CIV	This user plays one or more versions of Civilization.

塊魂	Na na-na na-na na na na na Katamari Damacy!

!	This user knows there's only room for one Snake and one Big Boss

T	This user prefers to side with the Terrans.

EV	This user plays Escape Velocity Nova.

fan-3	This user thinks that Star Wars Battlefront is the best video game series ever established.

	All your base are belong to this user.

This user knows that 42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of life, the Universe, and everything.

This user admires Julius Caesar.

	This user is interested in The Jedi Order. My ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.

V	This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

Batman	This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...

This user contributes using a Mac, and doesn't know why Windows was ever invented.

VU	◄ PEEL SLOWLY AND SEE

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

SI-0	This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman and will think in Fahrenheit until he/she dies.

LE-0	This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.

This user enjoys writing.

NE	Wiked pisser! This person is a native of New England and is consequently fluent in the region's English dialect.

You just lost the Game.

ubx-5	This user uses entirely too many userboxes.

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