User:p996911turbo

Language ubx-n This user communicates exclusively via userboxes. en This user is a native speaker of English. en-au This user is a native speaker of Australian English. OED This user uses Oxford spelling. en-gb This user speaks British English. 1337 7|-|15 |_|x0r 5|>34|<5 1337. BS-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit. ...! This user knows all languages, and is most likely Dr. Daniel Jackson. for-1 This user is a beginning Fortran programmer. …in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. they he or she This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. to / too / two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. less & fewer This user understands the difference between less & fewer. their / there / they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling! your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help. “,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler. .  The This user puts two spaces after a period. A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma. its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. ’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. … This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

Interests This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. SI This user prefers the metric system of measurement. This user knows by heart the first 80 digits in the decimal representation of pi. ΔTPΔ This user has a doppelgänger in the Black Lodge. OP8 This user is from Omicron Persei VIII. BB This user buys their books from Black Books. IT Hello, I.T. , have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in? ABC This user is a friend of the ABC This user loves calculators. This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist. This user plays squash. This user comes from Australia. This alleged user can be said to maintain a policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people. Wikipedia is not censored. This editor is a WikiGnome. This user overuses userboxes.

This is my astonishingly thrilling userpage. I know it's not really exciting or interesting, in all honesty I only created it because I didn't like seeing my username in uncreated-page red.

My username was inspired by one of the finest cars to ever grace the roads of the Earth. The "p" stands for Porsche and the "996911turbo" is the model, a 996 911 Turbo.

If you'd like to contact me, leave a message in my talk page.

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