User:Paul Benjamin Austin

I have been informed that some Kaycee Nicole-type person stole my online identity. I am not that person -- Paul Austin

You'd already accused me of murder. You were hardly in the right frame of mind to listen to my story of how I came by the bell, now... now were you.

—The Doctor, Doctor Who: The Abominable Snowmen, Part 2

• Paul Austin
• Born: April 4, 1980 in Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
• Education: Mullauna College, University of New England

By order of the Wikipedia Committee of Vigilance, in recognition of his tireless battle against vandals, trolls, ideologues, cultists and pests, Paul Austin is hereby presented with this Gold Medal of the Order of Ideological Rectitude, with the thanks of a grateful community. The medal depicts St George, patron saint of encyclopaedic conduct, reverting the dragon of disruptionism.

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