| Paulington Ivorius Robertius Fester Edwards III |

Paul contemplating the meaning of life. |
| Born |
(1992-08-27) August 27, 1992 (age 19)
Bristol, England |
| Occupation |
Moron, full time. |
| Net worth |
Infinite |
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Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. |
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This user does not smoke. |
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PAULINGTON PAULIMUS PAULIDUS!
1) A rare species of bird. Commonly found in England, predator. Owns a Firearms licence. Is found to like the sweet tempered sub-species of love bird Amy. Its oversized brain makes it a difficult species to catch. However, its numbers are low. It is a solitary species which can be seen accompaining other species of birds, helping them on their migration paths.