User:Penyulap/The Donut of DOOM

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The Donut of DOOM
Donut of DOOM.jpg


You have been presented with The Donut of DOOM
Please take a nibble and tell us what you think
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{{subst:User:Penyulap/The Donut of DOOM}} is the large one, and {{subst:Give doom}} is the small one.

It seems unclear to a lot of editors if this is an award which looks like a complaint, or a complaint which looks like an award, so once and for all the answer is YES, and please stop asking. The donut of doom is still undergoing human trials and needs the pre-load fixed up as well. Spelling is explained below.

Warning: the Donut of DOOM is not suitable for vegetarians.

usage[edit]

When it is not awarded as a complaint or a complaint given as an award, the Donut of DOOM is awarded as a complaint and a complaint given as an award. Alternatively you can certainly {{subst:Give doom}} as a tempting Wikilove snack to that certain someone if you are uncertain. See also {{subst:Give doom}}

Editors use the DOOM template on their user or user talkpage to help balance their diet of DOOM calorie intake, letting other editors know they are happy to take the occasional nibble. Place {{DOOM}} on your userpage to allow users to easily award you the "The Donut of DOOM" complaint or the associated snack which is neither a complaint, award, or complaint and award.

advanced usage[edit]

You can set the position from the right using:

{{DOOM|icon_nr=x}} 

where x is the position. Defaults to 0.

Alternatively, you can set the distance from the right in pixels, like so:

{{DOOM|extra_offset=30}} 

This offsets the icon 30px from the right. Defaults to 10.

Caution[edit]

You was trying to conduct "human test" but you not know is i am a cat! This is picture of me captured with webcam:
NO SCARE AGAIN!!! :P User:Benzband May 2012

The award should not be used on editors without first checking the species of the editor. Failure to do so potentially fatal consequences, but that in no way legally implies that we know anything whatsoever about potential problems, in fact we never said that.

Etymology[edit]

Q. Which spelling is correct Donut or Doughnut ?

A. The correct spelling is Doughnut, as the Doughnut is made of Dough. After extensive Etymological research into its origins, taking about 30 seconds on google, it seems that the people of the United States of America are responsible for poor spelling in general. As most of them spell incorrectly, then the incorrect spelling is the correct spelling.

Alternatives[edit]

Healthy donut.jpg

see also[edit]

{{User:Penyulap/UBX/PenDoom}}

DoDanime.gif This user has nibbled
The Donut of DOOM


see also {{The grumpy award}}

Testing[edit]

Animal testing[edit]

Some animal testing was done on this award prior to human trials, this is an extract of the study results.

after legal consultation it was concluded some cats died from old age and perfectly natural causes.

Results of animal testing trials
no effect 
dead 
dead 
no effect 
no effect 
Improved Libido 
committed teddicide 
paralysis 
no effect 
dead 
back pain 
fart gas KO'ed 

Human trials[edit]

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Test subjects may add their own names and comments here.

  • Tastes a bit like styrofoam or possibly law clippings, I might try some more tomorrow after the hallucinations die down a little. Penyulap 19:44, 15 May 2012 (UTC)
  • It resulted in me being happier, having more energy, the return of libido and my wallet retaining its contents. I applied some liberally on my wife and I can tell you the side effects included death and (censored by penyulap). Bgwhite (talk) 21:53, 15 May 2012 (UTC)
  • Gave me gas, and extensive knowledge of destiny. Gas rendared me unconscious for 3 days. Jdaniels15 (talk) 15:14, 5 June 2012 (UTC)
  • Greatly increased productivity, but gave me weird dreams. I also don't think my cat was on fire that time I submerged her in the bathtub trying to put her out, but it's hard to be sure. I know the funny looks the doctor gave me were real. Supernerd11 :D Firemind ^_^ Pokedex 01:54, 19 March 2014 (UTC)