User:Railgun

This user is a native Texan.

This user is of Cajun descent.

X This user is a member of Generation X.

MS This user has a Master of Science degree in Computer Science.

BS This user has a Bachelor of Science degree in Biology.

This user attends or attended the University of Houston–Clear Lake

This user enjoys photography.

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user has completed a half marathon.

This user drinks wine.

This user runs Mac OS X.

Ps This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop

This user contributes using Safari.

This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.

This user understands biological evolution.

This user believes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as likely as creationism.

UML-2 This user has an intermediate understanding of UML.

.net-3 This user is an advanced .NET programmer.

C-4 This user is an expert C programmer.

c#-4 This user is an expert C# programmer.

c++-3 This user is an advanced C++ programmer.

Java-2 This user is an intermediate Java programmer.

objc-1 This user is a beginner Objective-C programmer.

sql-3 This user is an advanced SQL programmer.

js-3 This user is an advanced JavaScript programmer.

xhtml-4 This user is an expert XHTML user.

xml-4 This user is an expert XML coder.

its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner.

Computer science is as much about computers as astronomy is about telescopes.

Edsgar Dijkstra

I am currently a full-time software engineer for a large, international corporation. In the past I've worked as a C#/ASP.NET applications developer for a contractor at NASA-JSC, a Perl programmer, a software engineer on a medical cytogenetics system, and a molecular biology research assistant.

I use both Mac OS X and Windows on a daily basis. I prefer using a Mac for utilitarian computer task (email, web, documentation, media) but the C#/.NET environment for programming (though I'd love to do more Cocoa programming). My professional interests include software engineering and architecture, designing and developing .NET components and controls, biomedical informatics, and image processing.

I consider programming of any nontrival program a job for professionals with a solid and broad education, rather than for people with a hurried and narrow training.

Bjarne Stroustrup

I've lived somewhere near Galveston Bay (including Galveston Island, Clear Lake, Webster, League City, Seabrook and Pasadena) since before 1970. While I've technically lived within the city limits of Houston, I've never considered myself a Houstonian - partly in protest to Houston annexing Clear Lake in the 70s.

No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!

Paul Giamatti as Miles Raymond in Sideways