User:Scalene

SCALENE

This page has been temporarily protected from editing to deal with vandalism. But then Mysid unprotected it based on an IRC conversation. Gullible fool.

Contact

I need human contact, dammit! Talk to me! IRC (freenode): Scalene/Tornis

Languages

I can speak and write English. Ich verstehe Deutsch. Piccolo Italianõ.

WikiProjects

I'm ready and willing to sucumb to WikiProject propaganda, you know.

Subpages

Deliveries go around back. There's a sandbox in the backyard, too. And there's even an essay in the library.

I am Scalene, a male Wikipedia editor from Australia, former criminal, celebrity, owner of a successful international corporation, and superhero who hides his secret identity as a mild-mannered CIA agent. Absolutely true.

What do I do for Wikipedia? That's a good question. Many people have asked me that, in fact.
Well, if Wikipedia was Oceania in Nineteen Eighty-Four, I'd be the Thought Police. Minitrue mark triangle doubleplusgoodthink. Miniluv make goodthink fullwise. Yup, I'm a crime-fighting Recent Changes Patroller. Beware, vandals!

My real life interests

• Literature (especially satire & humor)
• My Userboxes!
• Other stuff.

Major (series of) edits

• Looking for Alibrandi
• Ben Hall
• ATV Offroad Fury

Things to do

• Find my place in Wikipedia.
• Fight more vandals!
• Collect more userboxes.