User:Stanselmdoc

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I will be seldom seen on Wikipedia for a while. Real life calls.


HI! I'm an intelligent human being. You might recognize me from my discourses against the stupidity of mankind that proliferates on Wikipedia.


This editor gives up on trying to find integrity within Wikipedia, and will not bother looking for it ever again.

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en This user is a native speaker of English.
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their / there / they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.
You and Me Correct This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, you and I need to have a little talk...
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
voc-3 This user is an advanced vocalist.
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Mottos[edit]

  • "Science can purify religion from error and superstition. Religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes." Id.
  • "Hope is an instinct only the reasoning human mind can kill. An animal never knows despair." Id.
  • A serious house on serious earth it is,
In whose blent air all our compulsions meet,
Are recognised, and robed as destinies.
And that much never can be obsolete,
Since someone will forever be surprising
A hunger in himself to be more serious,
And gravitating with it to this ground,
Which, he once heard, was proper to grow wise in,
If only that so many dead lie round. - Philip Larkin, Church Going

Morons[edit]

  • "There's a world of difference between truth and facts. Facts can obscure the truth." - The Ever-So-Inimitable Maya Angelou.
  • "If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life." - Albert Camus
  • "In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate." - Toni Morrison
  • "In becoming an American, from Europe, what one has in common with that other immigrant is contempt for me - it's nothing else but color." - Id.
  • "The truth is rarely pure and never simple." - As much as I love his work, Oscar Wilde

Interesting "ME!" Facts[edit]

I'm related to Edgar Allan Poe. He is my great great great great great great great uncle from my mom's side. I kid you not.

I may also have blood ties to Hungarian gypsies.

I violently hate common grammar mistakes.



I award you the purple heart barnstar for your contributions to the sometimes combative Terri Schiavo article. Your efforts helped make this article a success. — FuelWagon 21:44, 25 August 2005 (UTC)



AND MY NAME IS NOT STAN!




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