User:Stretchyrubberbands

About me Name This user's name is Jamie. en This user is a native speaker of English. This user lives in the United States of America. This user was born on November 12. M This user is a member of Mensa. This user is right-handed. This user is not a biological parent. This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha! This user does not smoke. TDS This user watches the most trusted name in fake news. vn-1000000 This user page has been vandalized 1000000 times. This user is an atheist. This user prefers Mozilla Firefox. This user is a carnivore. This user is a cereal killer. This user is interested in Chemistry. This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.  ??? This user is interested in UBX/interest. This user likes alternative rock. This user is interested in drama and acting. This user is an AFOL.

Favorite Quotes

"The paths fork and divide. With each step you take through Destiny's garden, you make a choice; and every choice determines future paths. However, at the end of a lifetime of walking you might look back, and see only one path stretching out behind you; or look ahead, and see only darkness." - Neil Gaiman, SANDMAN #21: "Season of Mists"

"They say that dreams are only real as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?" - Anon.

"Life -- and I don't suppose I'm the first to make this comparison -- is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal." - Anon.

"With great power comes great responsibility." - Stan Lee, Amazing Fantasy #15 (August 1962) - The first Spider-Man story.

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Anon.

	This user is a member of WikiProject Avatar: The Last Airbender

Water

This user is a Waterbender.

Avatar

This user watches Avatar: The Last Airbender religiously.

This user is clueless.

This user used to adventure in the Kingdom of Loathing until he realized it was lame.

This user knows Magneto was right.

$e^{i \pi}$

This user is a mathematician.

SI	This user uses the metric system of measurement.

XD	This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

	This user is interested in beauty.

	This user is a bibliophile

	This user likes to use eyeliner.

	This user likes to spin pens.

	This user is interested in psionics.

	This user is a pirate. Arr, matey.

PH	This user will philosophize on cue.

ONE	This user will never conform to anybody else's standards except his own.	ME

	This editor is a member of WikiProject Comics.

Hi	I love userboxes

did I mention that I like userboxes?	Hi

Hi	You have?	Bye

Bye

	This user IRCs on the Countervandalism Network.

	This user is a member of the Counter-Vandalism Unit.

	This user assumes good faith.

	This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks.

	This user strives to maintain a policy of neutrality on controversial issues.

	This user is proud to be a Wikipedian.

	This user writes for The Signpost.

	This user is an advanced mathematician.

	This user loves getting tangled up in Knot theory.

	This user thinks polar coordinates are pretty.

λ	This user is fluent in Lambda calculus.

SI

This user prefers the metric system of measurement.

SI	This user uses the metric system and loves it.

met?	This user prefers metric units, but, having grown up in the United States, cannot relate to them.

1+1=10	This user likes binary.

5+5=10	This user likes decimal.

	Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626

	This user knows by heart the first 1000 digits in the decimal representation of pi.

$\sum_{k=1}^{\infty}{x^k \over k!}$	This user loves problem solving.

	This user exploits the pigeonhole principle.

	This user enjoys comics.

D	This user reads Dilbert.

G	This user does not like Mondays.

V	This user reads Vertigo Comics.

M	This user reads Marvel Comics.

This user supports the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

א	Lord Apocalypse will return.

2°	This user has two academic degrees.

BMath	This user has a Bachelor of Mathematics degree.

IQ	This user's Intelligence Quotient is 145.

This user is a property/casualty actuary.

	This user is a carnivore.

	This user believes that caffeine is necessary in large doses daily.

	This user prefers Coney Island hot dogs. Preferably with enough chili and onions to require the use of a fork or spoon.

50px	This user DOES NOT like Green Eggs and Ham.

	This user loves to eat pizza.

	This user likes a 'proper' Pasty.

	This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

	This user eats potato chips.

	This user eats quesadillas.

	This user loves sausages.

	This user loves spaghetti.

	This user loves to eat beef.

	This user eats chicken.

	This user eats fish.

	This user eats ham.

	This user loves hamburgers.

	This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.

This user eats sushi.

	This user drinks water.

Coke	This user used to drink Coca-Cola Black Cherry Vanilla.

Pepsi	This user prefers Pepsi over Coca-Cola.

	This user eats at Burger King.

KFC	This user eats at KFC.

	This user eats at McDonald's

	This user eats at Taco Bell.

	This user is addicted to White Castle cheeseburgers/hamburgers/etc.

	This user eats at Papa Gino's.

YA	This user is a young adult.

	This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older but they'll never grow up.

Y	This user is a member of Generation Y.

21	This user is 21 years old.

∞	This user is an ageless Immortal.

	This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border.

	The Cherokee blood flows through this user's veins.

	This user is of multiple ancestries.

中華	這個用戶是個華人。 This user is part ethnically Chinese, but has no clue about its culture.

SIS	This user has a Big Sister

	This user supports the fight against breast cancer.

	This user is a flirt.

:-]	This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.

DT	This user has a Digital television set, or tuner box, to receive Digital terrestrial television, such as DVB, ISDB, or ATSC.

HDTV	This user has a High-definition television (HDTV) set, and/or tuner box, to receive high-definition digital television.

	This user prefers satellite television over cable television.

SGH	This user is addicted to Grey's Anatomy.

This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own!

Scrubs

This user enjoys watching Scrubs.

Scrubs

This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name.

LC	This user works for LuthorCorp *.

LOST	4…8…15…16…23…42… This user is LOST…

d'oh!	This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.

	This user is a fan of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

This user has a website, which can be found here.

Y!	This user uses Yahoo! as a primary search engine.

	This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

	This user uses the FrostWire P2P client.

os	This user uses an operating system.

This user contributes using a Mac, and doesn't know why Windows was ever invented.

	This user thinks different.

	This user runs Mac OS X.

	This user contributes using an iMac G5 computer.

BB	This user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user is interested in astronomy.

This user accepts Evolution as a biological fact.

This user prefers cold weather.

	This user plays the piano.

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band-1	This user can tolerate BEP.

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cRap	This user can't stand rap music.

This user enjoys pop music.

{{user AntiRock}}

	This user enjoys electronic music.

This user can't stand hip hop music.

This user contributes while using iTunes 10.0.0

	This user had an iPod before you even knew what one was.

	This user has an iPod.

	This user don't use jelly.

	This user sings only in the shower.

	This user plays the clarinet.