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SummerPhD (born when giant reptiles roamed the Earth) is a Wikipedia editor, best known as the host of the LGBT musical variety show Marcus Welby (Mrs.), M.D..[1]. Despite evidence to the contrary, she claims she:

  • is not on "a bizarre rampage" with "no apparent reason" and no "attempt to explain (herself)"[2]
  • did not libel or defame the American Academy of Financial Management; did not commit "defamation, libel and fraud"; did not make "major defamatory statements, ethics and conflict of interest infractions"; was subject to the "mere exercise of legal rights to investigate accuracy and protect the public against fraud, collusion, misuse of Wikipedia, or incompetence"; would not "be committing a conflict of interest if they do not recuse themselves from the article going forward"; was not "incapable of maintaining a neutral point of view because of this legal complaint for defamation and fraud"; did not focus "mainly on the questionable value of (the American Academy of Financial Management's) degrees and certifications"; did not make "patently false and...malicious and intentional act of defamation" accusing them of "selling or offering college degrees"; did not call them a "diploma mill"; did not "supervise the publication of the following, 'Guys, this is just a sophisticated diploma mill. Be warned.'"; did not, as a "sophisticated or well-educated editor (or) supervising editor", commit "libel (or) defamation per se"; did not expose her "ulterior motives by consistently publishing such false and criminal claims against the AAFM on multiple occasions"; did not supply her identity "for further legal action if there is not a speedy settlement reached"; does not believe "there are countless other examples of fraud, defamation and even identity theft issues with the article... there has been zero improvement or compromise with this article for several years while vast amounts of spam, defamation, and criminal statements have been posted under the supervision of key editors"; is not aware of any "Ethical Violations, Conflicts of Interest and Neutrality violations" (other than those by various sock puppets, single purpose accounts and such trying to whitewash the article); was not part of any "collusion to validate each others inaccurate versions of articles without compromising or accepting new citations and references from authoritative sources"; did not "propagate defamatory statements, injurious claims, bogus information and criminal accusations" (other than damaging claims sourced to independent reliable sources); does realize there are "further lawsuit actions that can be taken against the WIKIMEDIA editors for interference and damage to business relationships"; does not believe her "publications were false and fraudulent"; reliazes that "a legal complaint has been filed by the AAFM Legal Chief direct to the WIKIMedia legal offices on behalf of the AAFM" (i.e., George Mentz of George Mentz's AAFM instructed George Mentz's Mentz Law Firm, LLC to have George Mentz send a letter to the Wikimedia Foundation); is amused that "Because the AAFM supports Wikimedia financially, the contents of the communications is being kept private under the law"; does not think it was all a "mere exercise of legal rights to investigate incompetence which should be valued by Wikimedia as priceless information feedback", but sees it as a strategic move against her public participation.[3][4][5][6][7]
  • is willing to consider that Beyond My Ken and other editors have had their beloved beagles dognapped by a super secret organization designed to discredit the AAFM and are doing their nefarious bidding to protect the innocent puppies or that Beyond My Ken is a sleeper agent who waited 5 years and 100,000 edits to sabotage the AAFM article while using mind control technology to get other editors to follow suit.[8]
  • does want to free poor Bailey.[9]
  • is not retired and does not need to retire
  • is not vandalizing Wikipedia by requesting deletion of copyright violations posted by sock puppets
  • does not work for the UK government
  • does not work for Cher
  • is not a lobbyest for Rita's Italian Ice[10]
  • is not employed by Kraft or any of its subsidiaries[11][12]
  • is not Tom Billings[13]
  • is not Morris Krok
  • is not a supporter of White Power
  • is not a supporter of Ben Klassen
  • is not Stephen Barrett
  • is not an "anti-fruitarian"[14][15][16][17]
  • is not someone with a grudge against a diet[18]
  • is not prejudiced against a diet[19]
  • is not "pro-steak"
  • is not trying to hide that I am making a comment on a talk page
  • does not have a personal grudge against some random neighborhood in Philadelphia[20][21][22][23][24][25][26][27][28][29][30][31][32][33]
  • is not anti-black
  • will not go away
  • is not a bully
  • does not consider you a reliable source[34]
  • does not have personal animoisty (sic) towards some random editor
  • is not editing nitpicking at Wiki pages I have no actual knowledge of to make up for deficiencies in my real life to feel a brief flare of self worth
  • does not have "mod status"
  • does not consider you adding your POV to be a helpful contribution
  • may or may not be a dumbass
  • is a smart ass[no citation needed]
  • is not a relative of David Burchell
  • is not a "Dunedinite"
  • was not previously involved with some choir in New Zealand
  • is not anti-gay
  • is not anti-white
  • is not a clone
  • is not out to sabotage any articles[35]
  • is not part of a transnational conspiracy to suppress the benefits of butter and the insidious danger of margarine[36]
  • is not hoping for a premature, all-natural, organic death from a diet of milk, blood and dirt[37]
  • is not sure your high school lit teacher had this in mind

  • so sure it's obvious what that song is about
  • likely to take too kindly to that

Cum grano salis[edit]

I really should be using this by now.
This: <!-- Do NOT remove this template! It updates periodically, please be patient. -->{{Rotten Tomatoes score|1446714|all_in_one_plus_consensus|mdy=y}} is genius.


Oceanhouse Media[edit]


Fictional ages[edit]

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Winx Club
List of All Grown Up! characters[39]
All Grown Up![40]
Gravity Falls[41]
Little Einsteins[42]
Winx Club[44]
The Book Thief[48]
Nick Hits[49]
Pop Girl[51]
Shanna's Girl[52]
Kate and Orbie[54]
The Huggabug Club[55]
The Biscuit Brothers[56]
Maggie and the Feroceous Beast[58]
64 Zoo Lane[59]
Little Bill[60]
Ni Hao Kai-Lan[61]
Little Einsteins[62]
The Lorax[63]
The Cat In the Hat[64]
Motion Picture Association of America film rating system[65]
Winx club[66]
Education in the United States[67]
Full House[68]
Ned's Declasified[69]
My Little Pony[70]
Free Willy[72]
Saddle Club[73]
Mona the Vampire[74]
Hocus Pocus[
Fresh Beat[75]
Maya & Miguel[76]
64 Zoo Lane[77]
Upside DownShow[78]

Motel for Cats/Malcolm in the Middle vandal[edit]

Moving to User:SummerPhD/Joshua_Raymond_Hahn

    • Muppets...
    • Muppets and Phineas and Ferb: Christmas Special[86]
    • Phineas and Ferb on Shark Tank[87]
    • Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2[88]
    • Phineas and Ferb feature film[89]
    • Malcolm in the Middle[90]
    • Titan's Curse(real)[91]
    • Motel for Cats[92]
    • Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Sea of Monsters[93]
    • Have Yourself a Neddy Little Christmas[94]
    • Chowder[95]
    • Casper[96]
    • A Yumi Movie[97]
    • Tinker Bell and the Mysterious Winter Woods(real)[98]
    • Benjamin & Nutkin[99]
    • Mighty Max[100]
    • Teen Beach Musical[101]
    • Aqua Teen Hunger Force The Movie[102]

Don't block me[edit]

Refuses to WP:CITE sources.

  • Wikipedia mirror as source:[124]
  • youtube as source:[126]
  • user comments as source:[127]
  • source must support material:[128]
  • thinks unsupportive source is helpful:[129]
  • does it matter what state he's in:[130]


Dynamic IP WP:ENGVAR vandal[edit]

Editor has recognized at least one warning.[136]Knock, Knock, Ginger


To check[edit]

This Space Available
Black Swan
Captain Phillips (film)
The Dead Pool
The Monuments Men
Saving Mr. Banks
The Shark Is Still Working
The Signal
Source Code
Jabberwocky (1977)
Brazil (1985)
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)
12 Monkeys (1995)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998)
The Brothers Grimm (2005)
Tideland (2005)
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009)
The Zero Theorem (2013)
Transcendence (2014 film)
I Am Number Four (film)
Cold Mountain (film)
2 or 3 Things I Know About Him

Articles I've created[edit]

I know what you're thinking: "Summer, you've make like 14 bazillion edits (15 bazillion if we include "discussions" with editors begging to be blocked). Why only 25-30 new articles?" Well, the way I look at it, if we had 10,000 editors just like me, we'd have close to 300,000 articles about semi-obscure basketball/tennis stars, vaguely mobbed up restauranteurs and defunct aquariums. Isn't that what Wikipedia is all about?

Redirects created for later expansion[edit]

Significant improvements[edit]

Articles that clearly signal the approach of the Apocalypse[edit]

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