User:SwooshyCueb

This user's favourite colour is green.

This user is an omnivore.

This user prefers eating pizza with pineapple.

	This user scarfs down burgers by the metric ton.

	This user has been known to eat a hot dog on occasion.

	This user has eaten MREs and lived to tell the tale.

	This user believes that the world needs more pancakes. They make everything better.

	This user eats at McDonald's

	This user loves Chinese Food

	This user is against DRM.

	This user is a hacker, or identifies with and promotes the hacker ethic.

Comic Sans	This user refuses to take seriously anything written in the Comic Sans font.

	This user dislikes iPods, and has a much cooler device.

This user contributes while listening to their Zune.

	This user does not contribute by using a Web browser. Rather, they upload material directly to the Internet by using the awesome power of their mind.

	This user contributes using the Wii Browser.

Fz	This user uploads websites with FileZilla

	This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible.

I use Microsoft Paint!	Well, it can be funny what is written here. This user uses Microsoft Paint! Yup, it is funny. But it is the reality...

	This user contributes using The GIMP.

30px	This user contributes while using Zune

	This user contributes while using VLC Media Player.

C:\>_	This user uses DOS. (or knows how to use it.)

	This user prefers Windows, but still sees the advantages of Macs.

	This user has experienced 65 Blue Screen(s) of Death, and caused 9 of them.

	This user uses Windows but just because most games are not released for Linux.

	This user contributes using Ubuntu.

	This user uses OpenOffice.org rather than Microsoft Office

VBox	This user uses VirtualBox.

	This user knows that WINE is Not an Emulator!

> _	This user often uses the command line when operating their computer.

UE	This user contributes using UltraEdit

	This user BOINCs.

@	This user has an account at SETI@home.

	This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

	This user is a modder.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

This user is opposed to regional lockout.

STEAM

This user's SteamID is merrelltweak.

eBay	This user buys and sells on eBay as SwooshyCueb.

Add	This user is found on many internet communities.

last .fm

This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm.

	This user Tweets on Twitter as @SwooshyCueb.

	This user is a member of Wikipedia

This user has a website, which can be found here.

G	This user will use Google before asking dumb questions.

G	This user prefers Google over Yahoo! .	Y

	This user contributes using a gaming console.

This user contributes using a PC.

	This user built his/her own PC.

	This user has a dual monitor configuration.

	This user still remembers these.

IP	This user has a dynamic IP address.

	This user allows their neighbors to use their wireless internet connection.

This user's neighbour steals their wireless connection.

This user is strangely attracted to and is obsessed with pastel colors

truth	This user knows that shiny is a color

	This user is owned by one or more cats.

to¦go	This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

…in.	Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

to / too / two	This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

English Singulars: "The data is..."

This user recognizes that "data", "media", and "agenda" have become incorporated into English as singular nouns.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

EH?	This user is obsessed with Canadian slang.

. The	This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.

A, B, and A and B

This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

its & it’s	This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.

’s	Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice.

USage decline	This user uses American English, but is appalled at its rapid and continuing deterioration.

H4X0R	This user has moderate understanding of Leet (H4X0R), but does not use it..

	This user writes games on his or her graphing calculator.

	This user prefers to play games on a PC.

	This user likes both the PSP and the DS.

	This user plays online using the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection.

This user still enjoys the Nintendo 64

This user plays games on the Wii console.

This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one.

LIVE	This user plays on Xbox Live with the gamertag SwooshyCueb).

This user has experienced The Red Ring of Death.

	This user works with Anomalous Materials

	This user is still alive.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

	This user checked out the enclosed instructions book.

BS-N	This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.

fgn-0	This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.

gb-1	Dsh uuzzr izzzabll tuh kuntibbit wizza bveyschhhik lvvllov Gbrsh.

AutoIt-2	This user is an intermediate AutoIt programmer.

lksl-4

Dis yuza kan speeks lolkitteh wif neer neytiv lvl. I can has cheezburger?

mth-N	This user can solve ADVANCED math problems in their head.

ubx-n	This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.

...	This user would like to know all existing languages.

dlph-0	This user cannot speak, has considerable difficulty speaking, or does not wish to speak dolphin.

sar-N	This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

	This user is a Sudoku addict.

	You just lost The Game.

This user fixes double redirects.

	This user enjoys playing FreeCell.

This user still wants to vandalize lots of pages, but...must...not...

	This user drinks so much milk, their bones can cut diamonds.

DHMO	This user drinks plenty of dihydrogen monoxide.

	This user loves to drink Vanilla Coke.

	This user is interested in Lucid Dreaming

	This user knows that there IS NO EXIT

	This user wears his Sunglasses at Night.

This user loves knowledge.

	This user has founded a micronation.

	This user collects every U.S. Cent he/she could find.

	This user is fascinated by body modification, but doesn't have any.ʰ

	This user has built a Robot Friend.

	This user prefers DVD over VHS. ±

	This user prefers Blu-ray over DVD. ±

	This user remembers VHS. ±

Trebuchet	This user has built a Trebuchet and knows that trebuchets are not to be confused with wimpy catapults!

	This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

XD	This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.

This user is addicted to The Tape of Life.

	This user is in denial. +

This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.

This user identifies as a gaymer.

The eye is watching this user.

	This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless Country Music is eliminated.†

	This user likes all types of music.

bi-3	This user understands burn-in and loves the rewards of their work	<200hrs

	This user listens to Free music

	This user is a swimmer.

	This user is interested in volcanoes.

	This user is a pyromaniac.

	This user loves rainy days.

	This user likes foggy days.

	This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

This user is a native TI-BASIC programmer.

CG	This user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."

This user prefers warm weather

SOBER	This user is alcohol free.

	This user is technically a furry.

This user knows your mother (and will say "hi" to her for you)

WIB?	This user knows that the question is: Will It Blend?

	This user is interested in Higher Education.

This user likes icons like this.

	This user is against DRM.

	This user is a professional zombie hunter.

•	This user likes icons like these.

	This user prefers to go barefoot.

This user wants to be a naturist.

This user has one too many screws loose. You have been warned.

	This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

	This user is interested in East Asian culture.

	This user is a Canadaphile

This user is a Japanophile

Ask Questions	This user is involved in the 9/11 Truth Movement	Demand Answers

This user is currently working on The Tear Media Group website.

	This user believes that adding relevant links is never a bad thing

	This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage.

	This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.

AfD-2	This user has had  2 pages put up for deletion. Most of the time, they were deleted.

	This user clicks on Random article way too often.

_	This_user_dislikes_seeing underscores_in_Wikilinks.

	This user thinks fair use images should be allowed in userboxes.

Name	This user's user name is Merrell

UBX	This user has way too many userboxes

IA	This user uses the Internet Archive

[[red]]	This editor adds or leaves in useful red links to encourage content creation, especially by new editors.

WTF?	This user almost always leaves an edit summary

EW+	This user has experienced edit wars and does not wish to be involved again. Please be civil and no personal attacks.

	This user enjoys cleaning up vandalism.

tools	This user reverts vandalism manually, without the help of any tools such as Twinkle.

	This user has beaten ClueBot NG to reverting vandalism.

'	This user is opposed to political censorship

	This user respects copyright, but sometimes it can be a major pain.

	This user is a true Wikipedian and allows everyone in the universe to completely rewrite every edit he has written on Wikipedia.

	This user is a true Wikipedian and reserves the right to completely rewrite edits by every user on Wikipedia.

	I support on/off buttons for opt-in ads on a nonprofit Wikipedia for all readers (via cookies).

	This user feels physical pain when hearing others refer to Wikipedia as "Wiki".

	This user believes that common sense trumps all other arguments.

Chicago, Illinois	This user thinks articles about large U.S. cities should follow the "City, State" format, not just "City".

This editor thinks that all articles should have an infobox.

	This user likes "Trivia" and "In popular culture" information, and supports their inclusion.

	This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know.

	This user knows that replacing one bias with another is not cleanup.

This user feels that deletions subject to a popularity contest rather than a verifiability test damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could.

This user has a pro-Wikipedia bias.

	This User believes that one can sum up one's entire political, social, and Wikipedia policies beliefs with a creative userbox, such as this one.

	Because of real life, this user will be editing on and off.

Flexible	This user deals with edits, deletion, and creation of pages individually instead of unilaterally and encourages others to do so.

	This user is not a Wikipedia administrator, but might like to be one someday...

wiki-2	This user is an intermediate Wikipedia editor.

	This user is an Episcopalian.

	This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well.	Existent

Fantastic Brain

This user can't stop thinking.

ag	This user is androgynous when online.

	This user prefers to be referred to by whatever gender pronoun makes you feel comfortable.

??	This user hasn't revealed what gender or race he/she/it is. Nor what species, for that matter.

This user identifies as homosexual.

	This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user is the greatest Lacuna Coil fan.

30STM	This user is a fan of 30 Seconds to Mars. Provehito in Altum.

	This user is a Songwriter

Guitar-0	This user does not play the Guitar (but will one day!).

	This user is a musician.

	This user knows advanced music theory.

This user is an analog synthesizer player.

This user believes Bagpipes are underused and underappreciated.

	This user is a modular synthesizer player, user, tweaker, and/or builder.

	This user plays the piano.

	This user is a softsynth player.

	This user is a synthesizer player.

$e^{i \pi\ }$	This user is a mathematician.

$\frac ?0$

This user can divide by zero.

	This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

1+1=10	This user likes binary.

10	This user realizes that there are 10 types of people in this world; those who understand binary and those who do not.

9/9=1	This User believes that 9/9 equals 1, but .999… does not.	.999…≠1

!=	This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.

$.\bar{0}1$	This user believes in the existence of the infintesimal and can prove its existence.