User:THE evil fluffyface

Why I left Wikipedia

After that Jimbo Wales and his girlfriend thing that got Dugg and stuff, I questioned my power-hungry pursuits on Wikipedia. I occasionally will visit talk forums and discuss problems with various interests of mine, but my editing days are over, at least for now. I'll edit this page to have more accurate contact information in the days to come. But I won't always be here to work on projects, especially ones that I have no love for.

Origin of the name THE evil fluffyface

A long time ago, I used "The Evil Fluffyface" as a handle on Amazon.com. While Googling my wonderful self, I discovered that someone created a totally false (and badly written) review trying to amend the "wrong" I had committed in panning Da Derrty Versions: The Reinvention by Nelly on a website that most people would not know about under my Amazon.com handle. Although I contacted the website about the false review, I changed my Amazon.com handle to something that would not link me to the erroneous review. I never used it again...until I realized that I liked editing and suggesting changes to Wikipedia. Hence the "THE" in THE evil fluffyface.

Fluffyface, by the way, comes from Cleo's villainous alter-ego from the Clifford the Big Red Dog television series. (I heart Cree Summer.)

What I did at Wikipedia

I usually correct grammar, although I do get ugly in discussion boards sometimes.

So I'm a Grammar Policeman. I rest my case.

Projects I've Affiliated Myself with at Wikipedia

This user is a member of WikiProject Spam.	This user is a member of WikiProject Universities.	This user participates in WikiProject North Carolina.
This user is a member of WikiProject Biography.	This user is a member of WikiProject Georgia (U.S. state).

Highlights of Stuff I Did at Wikipedia

• Too many edits, grammatical and non. Recent favorite edit was reformatting the bulk of the Giada De Laurentiis article. I also revert a lot of vandalism nowadays.
• Provided a new, freely licensed picture for the Order of Gimghoul article.
• A small thing, but put up a reference for the Paula Deen article.

Who I am

Basics

This user is a Scorpio.	鼠 This user was born in the year of the Rat.	This user is female.
This user's ethnicity is African American.	agn This user is agnostic.	This user is right-handed.
This user has black hair.	This user has brown eyes.	This user is single.
Future indep This user lives in the parental home, but is aspiring to leave.	sibs-0 This user is an only child.	This user is a bi female.
This user is aquaphobic and thinks that water is evil.	LacInt This user is Lactose intolerant	This user wishes they had a girlfriend.

Location

This user is a native of the U.S. State of North Carolina

This user grew up in a rural area.

Education

This user attends or has attended the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill	UNC I'm a Tar Heel born, I'm a Tar Heel bred...
BA This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree.	This user is a college dropout.

Don't worry; I would've dropped out of a AS program, not a BA program. :)

Food

This user is a Chocoholic.	This user prefers dark chocolate.
Cooookies So you see, Tommy, cookies made me who I am.	Why would anyone eat a peep?
This user loves Italian cuisine.	Dr P This user wants it all.
C2H5OH-2 This user drinks occasionally.	TEA! This user drinks southern sweet tea.

Random

LOST This user feels like he/she is lost.	This user can not lick his/her own elbow.	This user is interested in Greek Mythology.
This user enjoys photography.	This user does weight training.	This user despises the New York Yankees.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time.	This user enjoys playing solitaire.	This user is a Sudoku addict.
Red This user loves the colour red.	This user is a NaNoWriMo participant.	This user enjoys writing.

Languages I speak

Actual languages

en-us-67 Like 67% of native English speakers, this user speaks American English.

fgn-1 This user can scrape by in at least one dialect of foreign.

Dialects

SoE-5 This fine human being speaks and understands Southern English proficiently and is therefore a true Southern belle or gentleman.	en- ap-0 Thisere user doant unnerstan nary a word a Appalachian Inglish.	en-us- ca-1 This person's California English sucks. They're probably from the East Coast.
en-us -noc-1 This user can't speak North Central English worth a darn.

Grammar

LE-1 This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English.	ANAL 4 This user advocates good grammar usage.	your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
Majority ≠ right This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.	“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.	its & it's This user thinks ohh, if you want it to be possessive, it's just i-t-s, but if it's supposed to be a contraction, then it's i-t-apostrophe-s... Scalawag.
“…!” For quotation marks, this user would rather use “American punctuation.”	US This user uses American English.

Programming

C-0 This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C).	C++-0 This user does not understand C++ (or does not want to program in C++).	prog-0 This user does not know how to program.
{{Wiki}} This user can write in the MediaWiki language	w:) This user is a wiki markup enthusiast.

Internet

IntS-3 This uxor's a tweedler w/ Internet slang.

LOL I CAN HAS LOL CODE!!1

1337-1 Th1s us3r is 4bl3 2 c0ntr1but3 w1th 4 b451( l3v3l 0f l33t.

Other

blz-0 This user doesn't understand, or wish to understand any blazon	ascii -0 This user does not understand ASCII.	pig-1 Isthay useryay isyay ableyay otay ontributecay ithway ayay asicbay evellay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.
Rot13-0 Guvf hfre qbrf abg haqrefgnaq Ebg13 (be haqrefgnaqf vg jvgu pbafvqrenoyr qvssvphygl).	Nds-1 This droog govoreets basic Nadsat.	BS-0 This person does not understand Bullshit (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not wish to communicate in Bullshit).
du-0 This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass).	sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?

THE evil fluffyface's Federation of Geek

Technology Division

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.	Ad This user uses Adblock (Plus) (with Filterset.G) on Mozilla Firefox to eliminate ads.	This user contributes using a wireless connection.
intel inside This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core Duo microprocessor.	This user uses Google as a primary search engine.	This user is against DRM.
This user still remembers these.	This user's mobile phone and data services provider is AT&T.

iPod/iTunes Division

This user has an iPod.	This user contributes while using iTunes.
iTS This user uses the iTunes Store.	PC This user listens to podcasts.
This user owns an iPhone.

Musicals Division

W This user mourns the Wicked.

Hoopla! This user is a Rocky Horror fanatic.

Stereotypical Geek Division

This user likes games, eh, nudge nudge, say no more!	This user is interested in The Sith Order. If only you knew the power of the Dark Side.
Joker This user promises that no matter what happens, you'll die laughing...	300 Tonight this user dines in hell!
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air This user is a fan of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.	"[silence]" - Ed Westwick, Children of Men

Favorite authors

This user feels like her eyes are watching God when she reads the books of Zora Neale Hurston.

This user knows that all good Wilde stories end in tragedy.

Film preferences

Take out about two or three minutes to read this.

Kubrick This user thinks that Stanley Kubrick is the greatest director of all time.	W Can you dig it? This user can.	This user "has come to America to make movie-film".
This user has built a device that is guaranteed to end the human race ONCE AND FOR ALL!	Sin City This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you could find anything...	For me, Greta Garbo is... divine.
City of God This user knows that you need more than guts to be a good gangster, you need ideas.	Viddy well, me brothers, this user gets a malenky bit sick when he/she hears the glorious, glorious 9th by lovely, lovely Ludwig Van.	This user accepts the alias Pink.
This user believes any answer I give will be wrong and the Senior Drill Instructor will only beat this user harder if I reverse myself.	Pulp Fiction This user knows that in France, they call a Quarter Pounder a Royale With Cheese because of the metric system.	This user remembers the Fifth of November.
TA Bak user derka derka derka!	WC This user never leaves a fellow crasher behind.	This user demands a shrubbery! Ni!
This user's name is Brian and so's his wife.	This user knows that a boy's best friend is his mother.	HSM This user just can't get his head in the game.
SW I This user thinks The Phantom Menace could've done without that Anakin Skywalker brat.	SW II This user thinks Attack of the Clones showed why George Lucas shouldn't write romances.	SW III This user thinks Revenge of the Sith is great. Until the end.
SW IV This user thinks A New Hope should just be referred to as Star Wars.	SW V This user thinks The Empire Strikes Back is awesome.	SW VI This user thinks Return of the Jedi --a good Darth Vader? Come on.
TDK This user wants to know, "Why so serious?"	This user is out there, they can't be bargained with, they can't be reasoned with, they don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.	Tarantino This user is a fan of Quentin Tarantino's films.
This user only kills... with a golden gun.	This user doesn’t expect you to talk. This user expects you to die!!	This user strikes, like Thunderball.
This user wants you to take them around the world one more time, just like the Moonraker goes.	Pizza, anyone?	"Surely this user can't be serious?"
This user is in a glass case of emotion.	AP This user doesn't speak freaky-deaky Dutch!	DUMB & DUMBER This user has successfully managed to breed a bulldog with a shitzu.
This user is a MSTie.	Ж This user thought you was a toad.	This user loves Halloween - the night he came home.
Whatever they do, this user won't fall asleep.	Hello, THE evil fluffyface. I want to play a game.	Kill Bill This user owns a Hattori Hanzo sword.
PRODUCERS This user keeps it gay!	This user has a feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore.	H This user is Big, Blonde, and Beautiful!
This person was present the last time it rained black people in New York!	This user lives by the Pirate code: “Take what you can, and give nothing back!”	Predator This user is one ugly motherf***er.
Tron This user fights on the Game Grid.	WotW This user knows that the last war on Earth won't be started by man.	This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

Television shows

$ This user is a fan of game shows.	ANTM This user wants to be on top.	STOP! This user wants to Press Their Luck.
This user DOES NOT live in a pineapple under the sea.	BDKS This user is the stone that the builder refused...	FAUX This user knows that FOX News is not Fair or Balanced.
This user advocates the use of more cowbell.	ICA This user liked the original Iron Chef better than Iron Chef America.	B:TAS This user is a fan of Batman: The Animated Series.
FD This user is a Frisky Dingo fan.	Bob This user prefers Bob Barker over Drew Carey as host of The Price Is Right.	TPiR This user would be content with your mom as the host of The Price Is Right, simply because they are not Drew Carey.
RJ This user is Rick James, bitch!	This user is a Scooby Doo fan.	This user thinks Keith Olbermann is superior to Bill Orly in every way possible. YA RLY
MB This user will make your dreams come true, and do the same for you.	MM This user works for the Sterling Cooper ad agency.	GG This user knows who Gossip Girl really is.
No Laugh Track This user prefers sitcoms without the laugh track.	This user goes on a journey through time and space, to the world of The Mighty Boosh!	This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.
Looney Tunes Be vewy, vewy quiet - this user is hunting wabbits!	R&S This user sings the Happy Happy Joy Joy Song!	The user is a Time Lord who has their own TARDIS.

Music

This user likes most types of music.	This user appreciates real punk music.	fan-3 This user loves Mariah Carey.
fan-3 This user loves Miguel Migs.	fan-3 This user loves Deadmau5.

Contact information (or lack thereof)

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.	last .fm This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm-(jessalike).	f This user has a Flickr account as pennydinawoods.
This user has a channel on YouTube.	Add This user is found on many internet communities.	LJ This user maintains a LiveJournal  as hollymarchosias.
@ This user does not wish to disclose his email or screen name.	This user prefers to use Wikipedia over Citizendium, or any other online encyclopedia.	This user has a page on Wikitravel.
This user is not interested in Uncyclopedia.

Finale Ultimo

Fantastic Brain This user can't stop thinking.	This user has too much time on his hands.	ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
:( This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.	Actually, the Internet is serious business.

Yep.