User:Tehjustice

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ALL THE THINGS YOU'LL NEVER WANT TO KNOW ABOUT TEHJUSTICE

The Basics
en This user is a native speaker of English.
es-2 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.
@ This user can be reached by email at tehjustice@gmail.com
Mix This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
ə This user is a Grammar Nazi.
Quill and ink.svg This user enjoys writing.
pno-3 This user is an advanced pianist.
Mezzosoprano clef with note.svg
This user is an expert in
music theory.
Man-and-woman-icon.svg This user is straight
but not narrow.
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CopyeditorIcon3.png This user was a member of the inactive League of Copyeditors.
PC-0 This user is politically incorrect. Hence, they will use common sense and speak plainly rather than trip all over themself trying to be inoffensive.


Things You Should Definitely Know

  • tehjustice is definitely a female
  • justice is her last name
  • NO! it is not a typo that should be: thejustice (more on that in a moment)
  • tehjustice reserves the right to act younger than her age when stress necessitates it
  • tehjustice often experiences extreme paranoia about the following:
  • bad grammar
  • being stalked by scary cyber-creeps
  • losing a debate over nuclear war to someone's whose impact is mutant cochroaches taking over the world
  • tehjustice is inclined to rant, on occasion, so indulge her, even if she gives you a twelve page essay on when you should use "who's", as opposed to "whose", when you only wanted to know if your sentence was correct

On the Subject of "TEH"

Indulge me, if you don't mind, in a small rant on the subject of 'teh'. I feel I deserve it, due to the constant harassment I receive from ignorant and misinformed people. Despite common misconseption, teh is not a misspelling or typo of the word: "the". In actuality, "teh" is an article that fuctions as a relative of "the", except for the fact that it signifies a much greater importance of the noun it proceeds, as well as emphasising the fact that the noun it possesses is the ONLY one of its kind known to exist. In other words, I'm special

If You're Really Bored...

Since everyone seems to say this on their userpage, I would assume someone wants to know why I would join wikipedia, and spend time editing articles. Honestly, I have nothing better to do with my spare time, and I actually enjoy it. along with reading my numerous dictionaries and word books Most of my work so far seems to be copyediting, though when I stumble across articles that I can really contribute to, I will. These tend to be in the categories related to literature, both in actually works, and the various phrases and techniques associated with writing.

I suppose the reason for this is that I have no TV and read extensively. It is often said that people who read can write, and I have found this true. I write novels, short stories, and poetry, though being a perfectionist, I have yet to publish anything. I'm waiting for the time when my ego swells enough to allow me to ignore the small holes in my plot, or the much less likely time, when I actually reach a stage of near perfection.

I am one of those people who is gifted (perhaps) with the ability of speaking in public, and have therefore dedicated myself to competitive speech and debate during the school year. Which allows us to digress to my age, which I don't exactly feel the need to reveal, in much the same way as most of you would not feel the need to give me your birth date and social security number but will content myself with stating that I am not a legal adult, but definitely too mature for middle school. This (debate and public speaking) means that I have no life, which, if you have ever met a debater, or, if you happen to be one yourself, you will understand. For those of you who don't, I would be happy to explain it to you on my talk page.

On one final note, I would like to state that anyone who enjoys reading or writing is most definitely a friend of mine, and should not be afraid to email me, or start up a conversation. Same with musicians, and people who maintain a certain level of maturity while acting less than their age. These people understand the concept of fun. If you're afraid you don't fall into one of these categories, talk to me anyway, and I will endeavour not to frighten you away with any odd behaviors. I am new to wikipedia, but certainly not to the web, and I understand how mass sites like these work-- feel free to ask for help, give advice, and be civilized.