User:Teles

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That is not a clickable icon. That's my phone number. You can also find me on WhatsApp.  Telesphone

N°: 55 71 93742725
Click to send me a mail. It works only for registered users. If you don't have an account send mail to teleswiki@gmail.com E-mail
Click to reach me on IRC. If I am online, you will find me there  IRC
Facebook  Click to visit my Facebook profile. Don't forget to add me as a friend or just subscribe : )

Skype That is not a clickable icon. You will need to add me on Skype interface. I usually attend requests for help from Wikimedia users that I didn't meet previously, so you don't need to introduce yourself; just add me freely.

Add: lucastelesr
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Teles, Lucas Teles. A 28 years old man, fast, strong, smart (...) and humble.

I started editing in April 2007 when Portuguese Wikipedia was introduced to me by my mother and a friend. Firstly, I was interested in Natural Sciences and Medicine. Today, I mainly work on dealing with vandalism. I am an undergraduate student and that is why I may need small breaks from Wikimedia sometimes.

My homewiki is the Wikipedia in Portuguese (see Teles), where I am sysop since 2009. I am Brazilian and we don't speak Spanish in Brazil. I am also a Steward since 2012, which gives me a few useful tools, but changes almost nothing on my edit here.

I'm here to help with anti-vandalism tasks, pratice the reading and writing of English language, learn about Wikipedia and watch the recent changes, removing what is not correct and guiding the newcomers.

This user...[edit]

Don't be afraid. This user doesn't bite the newcomers.
This user makes some nonsense when edits sleepy.
This user doesn't have sock puppets.
  1. ... will be more seen here at the weekends. (or not...)
  2. ... learns when hears criticisms.
  3. ... knows that sources are not just recommendations; are requirements.
  4. ... has no patience to organize his own page, but recognizes that it is messy.
  5. ... has more quotes on Google than a few articles on Wikipedia.
  6. Be careful, vandals! This user is a "tracker" user; revert the vandalism and look at the user "contributions" for others misapplications of rules.
  7. ... uses to answer everyone calmly, even when 'some everyone' extrapolate.
  8. ... is not a sock puppet.
  9. ... could be killing people, stealing old-indefensive ladies, smoking some prohibited material, but, you know, he is just editing here on Wikipedia, which is not yet a crime.
  10. ... is asking to don't take his page this serious...
  11. ... is famous and has a lot of fans. Hey! Don't you know that? What kind of person are you?
  12. ... defends the other no matter who is the 'other' (sometimes he is the 'other' to be defended).
  13. ... says "yes" to IP, because he saw somewhere that everyone has the same privilege of editing even without registration.
  14. ... has his own page vandalized sometimes for some of his fans. If you find something weird here, it was not his fault (probably).
  15. ... tries to guide his actions according the five pillars.
  16. ... doesn't know who started this weird thing of talking about himself as if "himself" was some other person and he doesn't use to do it.
  17. ... created the Portuguese Wikipedia Facebook page.
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This user is from, or living in, Salvador.
Esplanderiel.jpg This user comes from Winnipeg.

I love vandalism[edit]

Join the anti-vandalism crew and you will have some fun (for real):

  • diff As you can see, when you carefully explain to new users what they're doing wrong, they will be sorry for their mistakes and avoid it in the future.
  • diff ClueBot is such a smart bot that some might think that he it is a real person and do humans things. I mean... it's a bot isn't it?
  • diff Could somebody help him/her? Please, hurry... it's is getting worse.
  • diff The new users are full of doubts. Help them is a task of the more experienced users.
  • diff Poor Kristina... she will never have a birthday.
  • diff Now I understand why they created this page.
  • diff Face it. You will never be as loved as Jimmy Wales.
  • diff Wikipedia. Predicting the future since january 2001. Donate now.
  • diff I'm not sure about his immortality... next year he will complete 350 years. Let's wait for that and not take any imprudent conclusion.
  • diff Thanks for sharing the events of your life, but in the next time, just don't give me details, ok?
  • diff Not a reliable source in my opinion.
  • diff A good-faith user, but not verifiable.
  • diff One of the most important virtues of the human being is the sincerity and I respect that.

Notes:
In fact, some of the edits are not exactly 'vandalism'.
Of course I don't love vandalism, but some of them are just funny.

Internacional Universal Medals of Honor[edit]

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pt Este usuário/utilizador tem como língua nativa o português.
en-3 This user can contribute with an advanced level of English.
es-2 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.
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Barnstar of Reversion2.png The Anti-Vandalism Barnstar
Keep on Hugglin'! bodnotbod (talk) 09:36, 30 August 2010 (UTC)
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Thank you for patrolling recent changes! Keep up the good work! Netalarmtalk 05:57, 11 October 2010 (UTC)
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I noticed that you've beat me to reverting vandalism several times tonight, and I think that all your hard work foiling vandals deserves an award! Sophus Bie (talk) 11:22, 24 November 2010 (UTC)
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Thanks for reverting vandalism at my user page!

Pol430 (talk) 20:45, 28 November 2010 (UTC)
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For reverting vandalism on my user page multiple time - and for doing excellent work with Huggle in general - I award you this barnstar. Keep up the good work! Piast93 (talk) 20:06, 12 December 2010 (UTC)
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Thank you for removing a personal attack on my user page! Xionbox 05:47, 8 June 2011 (UTC)


Choco chip cookie.png Hello Teles! I hope you enjoy this cookie as an amicable greeting from a fellow Wikipedian, SwisterTwister talk 04:13, 9 September 2011 (UTC)
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You've beaten me to revert many times this morning with your Huggle skills - thanks for helping to keep Wikipedia tidy! Yunshui (talk) 11:10, 26 September 2011 (UTC)
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vn-a few This editor's user page, talk page and/or subpages have been vandalized a few times.
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°C This user uses the Celsius scale, as he finds it superior in every way to Fahrenheit.
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Rage Against the Machine.
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This user has passed away in real life, and this Userbox was added by a friend, relative, or fellow Wikipedian.
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This user does not smoke.
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Police man Twinkle Head.svg This user fights vandalism with Twinkle and Huggle. Sometimes simultaneously... Nuvola apps krec.png
Stop x nuvola.svg This user reports vandals to administrators so they can be blocked.
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This user has a really lame password.
Seriously, you could probably guess it.
But don't.

Nuvola icon with earphones.svg This user listens to music while using Huggle to revert vandalism.
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reason over faith.
∞? This user is an agnostic.
Quality, not quantity. This user believes that a user's edit count

does not necessarily reflect on the value
of their contributions to Wikipedia.

7 This Wikipedian joined Wikipedia 7 years, 4 months, 18 days ago as of August 28, 2014.
Padlock-skyblue.svg This user likes to steal wikimarkup code for use on their own userpage.
Vuilnis.JPG This user knows that his user page is a mess, and likes it that way.
Spell Dis usa iis veri goot att speling
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I roundhouse kicked the Bermuda Triangle when it was still a square and made it a triangle.
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This user believes that it is destiny you saw his user page.



Yes. A Brazilian user.

"Love boat captain

take the reigns... steer us towards the clear. I know it's already been sung... can't be said enough. Love is all you need... all you need is love... love... love....

love."
Love Boat Captain, Pearl Jam
No easter eggs on this page.