User:The Cake is a Lie

Hi, I'm The Cake is a Lie, formerly Gamer Junkie, and I reside in Melbourne, Australia. I've been a registered editor since March 2006, although I started editing about three or four months earlier as an anonymous user. I'm not quite as consistently available as I used to be, but I still make a few edits every day.

Featured Articles I have contributed to significantly:

Battle of Red Cliffs

Articles I have created/rewritten entirely:

Shinobido: Way of the Ninja
Pan Feng 
Ji Ping

Articles I have overhauled:

Destiny of an Emperor
Nobunaga's Ambition series
Sangokushi Koumeiden
Sangokushi Sousouden

Userboxes This user is a member of WikiProject Video games. Founding member of the Three Kingdoms WikiProject. This user helped promote 1 featured article on Wikipedia. incl This user is an inclusionist. This user is addicted to video games. This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games. cvg-4 This user is an expert gamer. fan-1 This user enjoys the computer or video game Hitman: Blood Money. fan-2 This user loves the computer or video game Portal. fan-3 This user thinks that Colony Wars is the best computer or video game ever made. fan-0 This user dislikes the computer or video game Resident Evil 4. This user is a recent changes patroller. This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated. Run This user is a recreational runner. This user is a Karateka. This user is interested in his or her family history. This user is of Scottish ancestry. This user is a Pisces. This user is interested in Chinese history. DEM This user supports the Australian Democrats. This user is an omnivore. This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke. YA This user is a young adult. This user is interested in Taoism. This user has arranged for organ donation; have you? This user supports Amnesty International. This user opposes all forms of racism and admires Nelson Mandela. This user supports the United Nations.

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I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too.

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