User:The Coldwood

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About Kyle
(CEO of The Coldwood)
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Lanuguages
en-ca-N This user is a native speaker of Canadian English.
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This user can write very clearly in Simple English.
en-gb-3 This user has an advanced understanding of British English.
en-us-ca Dude, this person is totally a California English speaker.
... This user would like to know oodles more languages.
fr-2 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau intermédiaire en français.
es-1 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel básico de español.
zh-1 該用戶能以基本中文進行交流。
该用户能以基本中文进行交流。
th-1 ผู้ใช้คนนี้สามารถใช้ภาษาไทย ได้ในระดับพื้นฐาน.
pt-1 Este usuário/utilizador pode contribuir com um nível básico de português.
de-2 Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse.
fy-2 It Frysk fan dizze meidogger is ridlik.
ko-2 이 사용자는 한국어어느 정도 말할 수 있습니다.
pl-1 Ten użytkownik posługuje się językiem polskim na poziomie podstawowym.
ru-1 Этот участник владеет русским языком на начальном уровне.
du-1 This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation and capitalisation.
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gb-0 This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims.
ja-2 この利用者はある程度日本語ができます。
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MeatSteakSmall.jpg This user is a carnivore.
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Santa Claus.
Female.svgMale.svg This user identifies as straight.
Yin yang.svg This user is interested in Taoism.
Creation of the Sun and Moon face detail.jpg This user is interested in Theism.
{{user United Church of Canada}}
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Personal Information
Flag of Alberta.svg This user is a Wikipedian in Alberta.
A.S. This user has
Asperger syndrome.
Public domain This user comes from Canada.
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Psychiatry logo.jpg This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.
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This user is of Polish ancestry.
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TS This user has Tourette syndrome.
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Programming
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prog-N This user thinks in bytecode and dreams of electric sheep.
C-4 This user is an expert C programmer.
Java This user can program in Java.
Perl This user is just another Perl hacker.
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css This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
<html> This user can write HTML.
js This user can program in JavaScript.
kon This user is a native speaker of Kikongo.
mysql This user writes programs that access MySQL.
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xhtml This user can write XHTML.
Interests
*_* This user loves anime.
Favourite Foods
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P This user drinks Pepsi.
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Computing Activities
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SHW This user's internet service provider is Shaw Cable.
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w/l This user has a dual boot configuration.
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MacBook Pro.
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This user's internet service provider is T-Online.
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Gaming Activities
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NWN This user plays Neverwinter Nights.
RO This user plays Ragnarok Online
Television/Online Animation
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d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.
H * R This user is a fan of Homestar Runner. Seriously.
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Dark Lord of the Sith.
Reading
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SK This user enjoys the works of Stephen King.
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This user page is under construction

I guess maybe it's about time I actually put some content in my user page? I do have my own Web sites in which I do say some stuff about myself and rant about my pet peeves and stuff, though.

I try to concentrate on places where I can do productive stuff without getting into an edit war, but I haven't always succeeded in staying out of conflict and controversy.

Contents

[edit] About Me

I am 18 years old, I am currently immigrating to Canada (living in Edmonton on a work permit) and I have been involved in web design since August of 1998. I also have been active in the Open Directory Project since late 2003.

[edit] Internet Annoyances

  • Background Music on web pages
  • Flash/Shockwave Banner Advertisements
  • Newbie web masters asking for free designs/code
  • Spam E-mail (No, I do not want to buy ch34p c1alis)

[edit] Scholarly Endeavours

[edit] Learning to speak the world's tongue

In my travels, I have learned that it would be in my best interest learn more languages. Whilest I can't speak all of these languages fluently, I can survive in an instance of being in a country that speaks a certain language.

[edit] Accomplishments

[edit] Wikipedia

I love to contribute to free tools so naturally, I participate here at Wikipedia.

[edit] Wikipedia Expansions

[edit] Templates

I created the below templates:

[edit] Userboxes

[edit] Inter-language accomplishments

I only list my english accomplishments here. My accomplishments in other languages are listed at my user pages on the other wikis and my personal web site.

[edit] Opposing Views

[edit] Crackpots

Speaking of controversy, I've been (unjustly) included in people's lists of "cyberstalkers" and online evildoers:

This inclusion says more about them than about me. Some of the stuff they say about me is downright libelous, which is funny given how prone to threats of litigation they are.

[edit] Experiences on the Net

[edit] Web Design

In August 1998 (don't remember the exact day), I signed up for an account on Geocities.

[edit] Open Directory Project

I have been an editor at the Open Directory Project since later 2003. In Spring 2006 election, one of the editing teams I belong to: Weekend Editing Contest has won an award! W00t!

[edit] Hang outs on the Net

[edit] Social Networks

MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/kyle_the_canadian

[edit] Social Linking

del.icio.us: http://del.icio.us/kylekorleski

[edit] Discussion Fora

Resource Zone - TeamRocket
vBulletin Community Forums - James Kojiro
vBulletin.org - teamrocketman

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