User:The three blind mice

Story of creations as told by Brandon

Many people believe that we were all created by "God".....this is not the truth. Others believe that we evolved from little monkeies, this is also false. The truth of the matter is we were created by a man named Uncle Fungus. Uncle Fungus was born in a small log cabin about the size of my foot. When Uncle Fungus was bored, he let out a fart that could be heard around the corner. This fart was forever known as the BIG BANG. Soon there was a man named Kujin, who at the time was a man who liked his hookers. Kujin then asked Uncle Fungus to make a Bible. Kujin was drunk at the time and made a bunch of stories up. Then Uncle Fungus found an army of teddy bears. The king of the teddy bears was Sir Issac Teddy. Sir Issac Teddy and his evil teddys are the reason we have midgets. A mighty war raged on between Teddys, Uncle Fungus's team of cocaine addicts, and Midgets. This battle was forever known as "The Battle that consisted of Teddys, Uncle Fungus's team of cocaine addicts, and Midgets". When the midgets were victorious they dance and drank booze all day long. I hope this has help in telling the creation of the world. THE END