User:Theloniuscrow

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Hi, I'm an 18 year old transman living in Colorado Springs. I am currently seeking employment, and I hope to go to college soon. I am interested in articles that relate to the LGBT community and the paranormal. I consider myself to be a rather good proof-reader. I look forward to helping on Wikipedia.

My Life[edit]

School[edit]

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This user's favourite subject is Psychology.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 140.
UserboxSelfEducated.png This user considers themselves self-educated.
Dropout.svg This user didn’t finish high school.
Pencil.svg This user has been discriminated against because s/he was homeschooled
Mortarboard.jpg This user believes in the School of Hard Knocks.







Health[edit]

Psychiatry logo.svg This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.
Psychiatry logo.svg This user is a psychiatric survivor.
A.S. This user has
Asperger syndrome.
Water drop.svg This user has depression.
Face-surprise.svg This user has social anxiety.
:( This user is a pessimist.
AsthmaInhaler.jpg This user has asthma
Wiki pre-op.jpg This user lives with Scoliosis.
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This user is nearsighted.
Face-glasses.svg
This user wears corrective eyeglasses or contact lenses, without which they'd be as blind as a bat!
UserboxSmoke.png This user is a smoker.
Right hand.png This user is right-handed.
Animal print T.jpg This user has brown hair.
B&w and colour eye.jpg This user has brown eyes.
Face-smile-big.svg
This user can not lick his/her own elbow.
Spork.png This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks.
Hazard F.svg This user is flammable.
Star of life.svg This user suffers from I-don't-know-where-to-put-it disorder
Star of life2.svg This user supports Stem Cell research.
Peace symbol.svg This user rejects any violence towards women. Pink ribbon.svg
This user has a blood type of O (Rh) Rhesus Positive.
Menschliches Auge.jpg This user suffers from severe eye allergies.






Laughing at One's Self[edit]

BS-N This user is a native speaker of Bullshit.
50px This user is nEurOtic.
Skull and crossbones.svg This user is mortal.
Lewis Hine Power house mechanic working on steam pump.jpg This user is an unskilled worker, and damn good at it.
sar This user is obviously not sarcastic.
Ignoranzzia.svg This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons
rant It is more cathartic to curse the darkness than to light one stupid candle.








Life in General[edit]

Name This user wants their name to be confidential XXX
This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out that the reader must exist as well. Existent
Fantastic Brain This user can't stop thinking.
Gendersign.svg This user identifies as transgender.
Genderqueer pride flag.png This user identifies as genderqueer.
Male.svg This user is male.
YA This user is a young adult.
Child tongue.jpg This user is a child at heart. They might have grown older, but they'll never grow up.
Y This user is a member of
Generation Y.
Rotating earth (large).gif This user is of multiple ancestries.
Chai.png This user is an ethnic Jew, but not an adherent of Judaism.
Flag of Italy.svg This user is of Italian ancestry
Flag of Sweden.svg This user is of Swedish ancestry.
Flag of Germany.svg This user is of German ancestry.
Flag of Ireland.svg This user is of Irish ancestry.
sis This user has an older sister.
Triskelion points black.png This user is into BDSM.
Gay flag.svg This user is a member of the LGBT community.
Bi flag.svg This user is bisexual, not confused.
Gayjustice.png This user supports equal rights for queer people.
Userbox-single.svg This user is single.
Nuvola apps amor.svg This user wishes they had a girlfriend.
Nuvola apps amor.svg This user wishes they had a boyfriend.
CAGrave.jpg This user knows too many people who are dead.





Politics[edit]

Society.svg This user is interested in politics.
A coloured voting box.svg This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote.
RL This user is on the religious left.
Liberty-statue-from-below.jpg This user is a libertarian.
Hammer and sickle.svg
This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
— in theory.
Red white blue ribbon1.png In Memoriam: 9/11
Lest we forget…
LIB This user loves Drugs, Abortion, Gay Marriage, and Immigration*

User:Fasten/Userbox/ar

Camouflage.svg This user is against involuntary military service.
Toroencorrida.JPG This user thinks that bullfighting should be extinct.


YR
This user supports youth rights.
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This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.
Skull-Icon.svg This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.
50px This user is against the ban on smoking in public places.
'ST-3-bud.jpg'\ This user is against the War on Drugs.
Pyschoactive Drugs.jpg This user supports the legalization of all drugs for adults.
Macro cannabis bud.jpg This user is pro-cannabis.
Be Kind.png
This user supports medical cannabis
Marijuana.jpg
Pistol Browning SFS.jpg
This user is against
strict gun control.
Walther P99 9x19mm.JPG This user opposes removing guns from the civilian populace.
Female.svgMale.svg This user supports gender equality.
Gay flag.svg
This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage.
Female.svgFemale.svgMale.svgMale.svg This user supports both straight and gay marriages, and is against any restrictions on who can marry.
Dome 1.jpg This user believes in the separation of church and state. ReligionSymbolAbr.PNG
School Lunch Programs.gif This user is against compulsory state sanctioned prayer in public schools.
No sign.svg Just say NO to political correctness.
PC-0 This user is politically incorrect.
1933-may-10-berlin-book-burning.JPG This user finds censorship offensive.
Mouton (image carrée).jpg
This editor dislikes
politically correct
speeches
End the embargo This user favors free trade between the United States and Cuba.
LocationAmericas.png This user supports the idea of a monetary union in the Americas.
No sign.svg This user believes that politicians should not interfere with Public news broadcasting. Television.svg
Gandhi August 1944.jpg This user believes in the power of nonviolence.
Small Flag of the United Nations ZP.svg This user supports the United Nations.
Peace symbol.svg All this user is saying is give peace a chance.
Obama Chesh 4.jpg
Your victory inspires us. Things that seemed impossible become feasible.
We the People This user believes in a strict interpretation of the United States Constitution.
George W. Bush This user thinks President George W. Bush should have been impeached.
X This user is neither a Republican nor a Democrat.
LEGAL This user supports LEGAL Immigration.
Yellow ribbon.png This user supports the troops.
Flag of Iraq.svg This user recognizes the right of Iraqis to resist occupation.
Peace symbol.svg This user knows that there are
654,965 reasons why the
2003 invasion of Iraq was wrong.
Dennis Kucinich.jpg This user wants Dennis Kucinich to run for president in 2012.
? This user thinks that the List of songs with questionable lyrics put out by the Clear Channels Communications is an evil scheme to get good songs removed without reason.






Job[edit]

Usdollar100front.jpg + This user, like every other sane person, wants to be paid more.
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This user is a NINJA!

What Ninja? I don't see a...
*SCHHING!* AAH!







Religion and Beliefs[edit]

Géode V 3 1 duale.gif This user is interested in spirituality.
Religious symbols.svg This user is interested in religion.
Gutenberg Bible owned by the US Library of Congress This user is a Bible reader.
Francisco de Zurbarán 057.jpg This user is interested in ghosts.
The sun1.jpg This user is interested in the human soul or spirit.
FSM Logo white.svg This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Creation of the Sun and Moon face detail.jpg This user believes in God.
Praising-hands.svg This user is religious.
respect This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.
Ichthus.svg This user is a Christian.
∞? This user is an agnostic.
Albrecht Dürer Betende Hände.jpg
This user's spiritual beliefs
are complex and personal.
Praising-hands.svg This user prays.
Hubble ultra deep field.jpg This user believes that the Universe began with a bang.
Earth symbol.svg This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man.




My Media[edit]

Books[edit]

Old book bindings.jpg This user is a bibliophile.
Books of the Past.jpg
This user enjoys reading almost anything
Open book 01.svg This user is a BookCrosser.
Humour mouth.png This user enjoys reading humorous literature.
Edgar Allan Poe 2.jpg This user is interested in Gothic literature.
Mystery.png This user enjoys reading mysteries.
This user enjoys reading thrillers.
This user enjoys reading Fantasy.
Artist’s view of an exoplanet inspired by the discovery of Gliese 876 d.jpg This user reads Science Fiction.
Bernal Sphere 2.jpeg This user reads postcyberpunk science fiction
ConfederateLincoln.png This user enjoys reading alternate history fiction.
Lightnings sequence 2 animation.gif This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.
Open book 01.svg This user reads self-help books.
Astrologyproject.svg This user reads New Age/Occult books.
DNA

This user enjoys the interesting and weird works of Douglas Adams.

SK This user enjoys the works of Stephen King.
CSL This user enjoys the works of C.S. Lewis.
CRU This user thinks that we are surely gone wild this year.
Corvus corax (Pcb21).jpg Quoth this user, "Nevermore"
ASoUE This user enjoys A Series of Unfortunate Events.
Toothpaste.jpg This user brushes with Denham's Dentifrice.
Denham's Does It!
Runningmax.png This user is part of the Angel Experiment.
A lion similar to Aslan, the Lion This user loves The Chronicles of Narnia, both the books and the movies.
43x43px This user's favorite character from the Inheritance Trilogy is Murtagh.
R This user is a cross between a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin, so watch out, punk S
S/R
Theirloveissocanon.
Exquisite-thunderbird2-Negative.png This user's Patronus is a Samoyed.
H2G2 This user also uses h2g2 along with Wikipedia.
Apple unbitten.svg This Twilighter supports Team Edward and the vampires.




Cat Murka silhouette.svg
This user is a fan of
the Warriors series.
Quill and ink.svg This user enjoys writing.
Open book 01.svg This user writes poetry.
Open book 01.svg This user writes short stories.





Movies[edit]

Clapboard.svg " There is no right house. There is no right car… It's not supposed to be anything."

- Tobey Maguire, Film title

Clapboard.svg " It can't stop at once, because it's in you, and you can't stop something that's inside you."

- Tobey Maguire, Film title

WhereRainbowRisesblackandwhite.jpg This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.
SkullFromTheFront.JPG
This user likes Horror Movies.
Colt Army Special .38 with 6 inch barrel.jpg This user just loves a good western.
3:10 to Yuma This user dynamited a train full of prospectors in the western territories last spring.
La-chinatown-buddhisttemple2.JPG This user ran into a bad streak of luck, in Chinatown.
Aladdin chokladask praliner.jpg This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
Revolver Enfield No2 Mk I.jpg This user wants to make you an offer you can't refuse.
Pistol Browning SFS.jpg This user knows you have to keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Kong This user could lick the world.
CoN You're here because this user turned you in... for sweeties.
23 This user sees the number 23 everywhere.
Antaresia maculosa.jpg This user has had it with mother****ing snakes on mother****ing planes!
Sin City This user knows that if you walk down the right back alley in Sin City, you could find anything...
Ovis canadensis 2.jpg This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain.
A Sound of Thunder Change one thing. Change everything.
V This user does not wear the bad colour. It attracts them...
ND This user is
pretty good with a bo staff.
Walther P99 9x19mm.png This user is being hunted by Treadstone.


Walther P99 9x19mm.png This user no longer wishes to participate in Blackbriar.


007 This user likes his martinis shaken, not stirred.
Crystal Clear app Cardgame-3.svg This user has been to Casino Royale.
Hatt2.jpg This user is an Indiana Jones fan.
KFP This user knows that there is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.
Bumblebee 2007-04-19.jpg
This user has Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease.
A Bug's Life This user has seen A Bug's Life.
This user has been flushed away.
Apatosaurus33.jpg
This user loves the Land Before Time, yep yep yep!
Pixar This user likes Pixar and their films.
Woohoo! This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was better than ten Super Bowls!
SBSP This user is a goofy goober.
Air india b747-400 vt-esn arp.jpg This user is serious. And don't call him Shirley.
Red High Heel Pumps.jpg A million girls would kill for this user's job.


MD This user loves Mrs. Doubtfire, and can't wait for the sequel.
Ж This user thought you was a toad.
TT This user is a lead farmer, mother****er!.
Borat in Cologne.jpg This user's suit is black.
...
...
...
...
NOT!!!
MP Holy Grail.svg This user demands a shrubbery! Ni!
Jack-o'-Lantern 2003-10-31.jpg
This user loves Halloween - the night he came home.


Drop point knife blade.jpg This user knows that a boy's best friend is his mother.



O Before this user dies, they will see the Ring.
WikiSawlogo.jpg Hello, Theloniuscrow. I want to play a game.
ChainSaw.jpg
This user knows the Saw is Family.
HSM This user just can't get his head in the game.
O.G. This user is past the point of no return.
PRODUCERS
This user keeps it gay!

WhereRainbowRises.jpg This user has a feeling that we're not in Kansas anymore.
Ca Universal DeLorean.jpg This user will send you back to the future.
Colossus: The Forbin Project This is the dawning of the Age of Colossus
Dark City This user can't remember the last time they did something during the day.
DD They made this user do it.
Eagle Eye This user knows that "we are everywhere".
E This user loves the film Eragon.
K-PAXian This user is from K-PAX and constantly wears sunglasses on Earth.
From deep space...The seed is planted...Terror grows... This user is not going to sleep...
They get you when you sleep...
MiB.svg The person is smart; people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it!
TFMRS "Fifty years from now, when you're looking back at your life, don't you want to be able to say you had the guts to get in the car?"
2001: A Space Odyssey This user thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is the best science fiction film ever made.
ALIEN In space no one can hear this user scream.
LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, just the film trilogy, not the books.
This user is a big fan of The Matrix Series
STAR WARS This user is a true Star Wars fan, and as one, doesn't have any problem with comparing the films to each other.
ID You don't need to see this user's identification.
Uzi smg.jpg This user is out there,
they can't be bargained with,
they can't be reasoned with,
they don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and they absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
TDK This user knows that the night is darkest just before the dawn.
Spider-Man
This user loves the Spider-Man film series.
Tony Stark This user is in the Fun-V, not the Hum-Drum-V.





Television[edit]

TV-0
This user has no television set.
FAUX
This user knows that FOX News is not Fair or Balanced.
TV-icon-prof.svg
This user dislikes commercials that happen during TV shows and movies and finds them annoying


Harv This user believes that the law should only be practiced by avian/mammal hybrids.
Kfc chicken potato.jpg This user does not accept coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time...
FR for Futurama Userbox.svg Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!
PHILIP J. FRY This user is his own grandfather.
TRF gargoyle.jpg This user's skin turns to stone during the day.
King of Queens This user believes you should take a train to shutty town!.
SEIN This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!
That 70s Show This user thinks that That 70s Show is the best program in all of eternity.
Red Maple Leaf.svg This user is a man...but he can change...if he has to... he guesses..
Happy face ball.jpg This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.
Wp Sp.png This user watches South Park.
Jaylenorecropped.jpg This user is a fan of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.
WLIIA This user watches Whose Line Is It Anyway?
CSI This user follows the evidence.
The 4400 This user is a member of the 4400.
Triquetra on book cover.jpg This user believes in the power of three.
Fog.jpg This user has just crossed into...
The Twilight Zone.
X This user believes that the truth is right in front of you. It's all in the X-files.
EUReKA This user would like to live in a small town with big secrets.
FireV2.png This user is a firebender.
KND This user will jump to action when somebody shouts:
"Kids Next Door, Battle Stations!"
Veg This user likes to talk to tomatoes
AFV This user enjoys watching America's Funniest Home Videos.

User:Lex94/Userboxes/Pushing Daisies

psych This user watches a show about a fake psychic, real detective.
This user really likes Code Lyoko, and doesn't care that 90% of people call it a kids' show.




Newsprint/News Sources[edit]

Newspaper Cover.svg This user enjoys reading the newspaper.
Zeitschriften.JPG This user enjoys reading magazines.
Comic-sketch.jpg This user enjoys comics.
C&H This user reads Calvin and Hobbes.
The Far Side This user reads The Far Side.
G This user does not like Mondays.




Comics[edit]

DTWOF This user reads Dykes to Watch Out For.
V This user knows Ideas are bulletproof!
V This user reads Vertigo Comics.
DC This user reads DC Comics.
Chess ndd44.png This user reads Dark Horse Comics .
M This user reads Marvel Comics.
U03A9.gif This user supports the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.
This user knows
Magneto was right.
Webcomics This user reads webcomics.



Anime/Manga[edit]

^_^ This user reads manga.
アニメ
sub
This user prefers to watch
his/her anime subbed.
デス
ノート
This user has a Death Note and writes in names of Wikipedia vandals.
NGE This user found himself in Neon Genesis Evangelion.
#151 This user is a Pokémon Evolutionist and believes that Mew is the origin.
Wikiball.svg This user wants to capture a Pokémon.


This user has been spirited away.
Canis lupus portrait.jpg This user is searching for paradise.
遊戯王 This user is prepared to duel.




Games[edit]

Sudoku-by-L2G-20050714.svg This user is a Sudoku addict.
Ducreux1.jpg You just lost The Game.
Ten sided die 45px transparent bg.png This user likes to play Role-playing games.
D&D This user plays Dungeons & Dragons.
cvg-1 This user is a n00b gamer.
Diff E This user plays Video Games on Easy or the lowest difficulty available.
Antisensor.JPG This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.
? This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
PS2 This user plays games on the
PlayStation 2.
Wii console.png This user is a Nintendo fanboy.
Playstation3vector.svg This user wants a PlayStation 3 but is too poor to get one.
StepMania note 8th right tap.png This user plays Dance Dance Revolution (or another dance game such as In The Groove or StepMania).
Pacman.svg This user plays Pac-Man.
G
This user plays Galaga


B This user is a graduate of Bullworth Academy
Destroy All Humans! This user LOVES Destroy All Humans! and contributes to the Destroy All Humans! Articles.
Neopet.png This user owns a neopet.

Interests[edit]

WikiProjects I Help Out With[edit]

Alien-smiley.svg This user is a member of WikiProject Paranormal, a project dedicated to improving articles on paranormal subjects.





Misc. Interests[edit]

Cat03.jpg This user is owned by one or more cats.
This user firmly believes that this is a better world because of the presence of dogs. Hand puppet laudi.jpg
Black Paw.svg This user would like to own one or more dogs.
Rat agouti.jpg This user has fancy rats.
All excited.jpg This user is horse crazy!
Lama animal.jpg
This user digs llamas.
No License This user doesn't have a
Driver's License.
Nocar.png
This user is car-free.
The Earth seen from Apollo 17.jpg
G This user's favourite colour is red.
ALL This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.
B This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.
Q This user is a fan of Queer friendly comedy.
SU This user is a fan of Stand-up comedy.
T This user is a fan of topical comedy and satire.
A&C Who's on First, What's on Second, I Don't Know's on Third.
БОРАТ This user is a fan of Borat.
Computer n screen.svg This user is interested in computer science.
Against cyberbullying.svg This user is against cyberbullying.
@ This user does not wish to disclose their email or screen name.
I...I uh...I made a couple of IP edits on Uncyclopedia. Please don't frag me!
YouTube-like logo.png This user has a channel on YouTube.
Logo of Conservapedia.svg This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic.
Computer-blue.svg This user is an avid blogger.


Nuvola apps kdmconfig.png This user has a profile on MySpace.
Don't be evil This user would be lost without Google.
Wikipedia-logo-v2.svg This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
Y! This user uses Yahoo! Mail as a primary email service.
Aim mail.svg This user uses AIM Mail as a primary email service.
Butterfly rainbow colored.png This user's internet service provider is MSN.
DELL This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell.
Nuvola apps remote.png This user contributes using a wireless connection.
Close-up photo of a 3.5-inch floppy disk.jpg This user still remembers these.
1 This user owns 1 working computers.
WPT.svg
This user's mobile phone and data services provider is AT&T.
Dinnermealicon.JPG This user is an omnivore.
Chocolate02.jpg This user is a Chocoholic.
Pizza.jpg This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
Salmon sushi cut.jpg This user eats sushi.
IceCreamSandwich.jpg This user likes Ice cream.
New chocolate milk.JPG This user drinks chocolate milk.
P This user drinks Pepsi.
C2H5OH-1 This user drinks relatively infrequently. He or she is probably the better for it.
Absolut vodka.jpg This user bows down before the awesome might of Vodka.





Random[edit]

lol wut Obvious statement is obvious.
=D This user thinks Star Wars is the cause of World War 1.
Electronic calculator.jpg Put the number 25 in a calculator. Multiply by 800. Multiply by 266. Subtract 1,992. Then look at the calculator upside-down...
This user loves tricks like this.