User:Siafu

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siafu: n see driver ant Any one of a number of species of ants native to Africa (equivalent to South American Army ants) that exist in colonies of up to 22 million individuals (recorded). Although completely blind, swarms of siafu can travel at speeds up to 20 meters per hour (net). No other insect has a greater impact on its local environment. Siafu are the only insect known to have actually killed and consumed human beings, albeit only those for other reasons unable to escape (e.g., babies, the infirm).


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I am currently a PhD candidate in Astrodynamics and Satellite Navigation at the University of Colorado at Boulder, specializing in novel GPS applications, particular radio occultation. I have a B.S. in Aerospace Engineering from the Illinois Institute of Technology (conf. May '09), and have a B.A. in English from Reed College (conf. May '02). From 2003-2005, I was employed as MIS and client services coordinator at a community mental health center in Skokie, Illinois.

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Humorous vandalism hall of fame:

  1. "Kill babies"
  2. "Actual photograph!"
  3. "University of Phoenix"
  4. American cows are just not the same
  5. He may look like a cutie pie, but don't be fooled! (thanks to Rich Farmbrough for preserving this one his userpage)
  6. "Dessertification"

Honorable mention:


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Well deserved recognition for helping to maintain NPOV in the NLP article.--Encyclotadd (talk) 20:54, 12 January 2013 (UTC)