User:Wolfgang The First

My profile Hi my name is Tom, I am studying a-levels in sociology, religious studies and english literature and language. I live in Kent and in my spare time, of which there is little, I enjoy the destructive use of materials. I can use almost anyhting to cause damage and have a unique mind which allows me to see the potential for destruction. I have already been arrested a coupe of times for criminal damge and am often to be found researching techniques for homemade explosives of pyrotechnicks. I once filled my house with a smokebomb so dense I could not see my arm let alone my hand. My other Hobbies include burning stuff and inventing religions. I have a variety of allias which include, but are not limtied to: Wolfgang, Brother Molotov, The eternal wolf, Brian, Captain lucky, Sargeant Lupo, The midnight sun, Brother Sun, The one.

My userboxes 7+1 This user enjoys the Discworld series. teen This user is a teenager. This user is female. Albannach This user is proud to be Scottish bass-3 This user is an advanced double bassist. Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible. S This user is a Slytherin. This user is opposed to online censorship. This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship. This user is drug-free. This user is a survivalist, and has a survival retreat with a food and weapons cache. This user imagines All the people living life in peace. This user is someone's knight in shining armor. This user has been approved by Mr Ducky. Have you? This user has no idea who Mr Ducky is, but wanted to join in the fun. This user may, or may not be Mr Ducky. This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes. This user fears the clowns.

Sorry about the BOXES I got bored

My other userboxes This user does not smoke. This user is right-handed. This user is a Leo. 馬 This user was born in the year of the Horse. This user is drug-free. This user prefers to be referred to by whatever gender pronoun makes you feel comfortable. This user prefers cold weather. This user is a Wikipedian. This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive. This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits. SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. This user is unhappy. This user thinks or feels he/she is hated by everyone else (or knows it). This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. This user is a pirate. Arrr! This user enjoys punk rock. This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha! This user is a vampire and vants to suck your blood. BLEH! This user is The Stig.   This user loves you. So what are ya doing Saturday night hot stuff?

--The wolf 15:37, 22 January 2007 (UTC)