|Full name||Vadim Valentinovich Evseev|
|Date of birth||8 January 1976|
|Place of birth||Mytishchi, Soviet Union|
|Height||1.80 m (5 ft 11 in)|
|Playing position||Defender / Right back|
|FC Tekstilshchik Ivanovo (assistant)|
|2007–2010||Saturn Moscow Oblast||48||(3)|
|2012–||FC Tekstilshchik Ivanovo (assistant)|
|* Senior club appearances and goals counted for the domestic league only and correct as of 25 December 2011.
† Appearances (Goals).
Vadim Valentinovich Evseev (Russian: Вади́м Валенти́нович Евсе́ев; IPA: [vɐˈdʲim vəlʲɪnʲˈtʲinəvʲɪtɕ jɪfˈsʲeɪf]; born 8 January 1976 in Mytishchi, Moscow Oblast) is a Russian football coach and a former player who works as an assistant coach with FC Tekstilshchik Ivanovo and is a former Russian international.
Evseev started to play for the Dynamo football school. In 1990, after having been left out of the international tournament in France, he moved to the Lokomotiv school. After two years at Spartak Mytishchi, in 1993 he was invited to play for the reserve team of Spartak Moscow.
Evseev played in Lokomotiv Moscow since 2000. He was then dropped to the reserve team in 2006 after having an argument with the new manager Anatoly Byshovets. By the start of the 2007 Russian Premier League he was in newly-relegated to the First Division Torpedo Moscow, but failed to accommodate and was subsequently sold to Saturn Moscow Oblast in the summer of 2007.
Evseev debuted in the national team on 31 March 1999 in a match against Andorra. His only goal for Russia was scored on 19 November 2003 in a Euro 2004 qualification playoff against Wales at the Millennium Stadium. This goal was the only one in a two-leg tie. Evseev's post-match reaction (namely, shouting profanities into the camera) has been subject of much media attention.
- Russian Premier League (6): 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2002, 2004
- Russian Cup: 1998, 2000, 2001
- Russian Super Cup: 2003
- "Retiring Vadim Evseev replaced by five-year-old in testimonial". Metro. 29 May 2012. Retrieved 14 July 2014.
- Plumb, Alastair (30 May 2012). "Retiring Russian Footballer Vadim Evseev Replaced In Final Game By Five-Year-Old Boy (VIDEO)". Huffington Post. Retrieved 10 September 2014.
- Profile (Russian)
- Russia – Record International Players
- Vadim Evseev at National-Football-Teams.com