Theatrical release poster
|Directed by||Robert Bierman|
|Produced by||John Daly
|Written by||Joseph Minion|
María Conchita Alonso
|Music by||Colin Towns|
|Edited by||Angus Newton|
|Distributed by||Hemdale Film Corporation|
|Release date(s)||June 2, 1989 (US)|
|Running time||103 min.|
Vampire's Kiss is a 1989 American black comedy horror film, directed by Robert Bierman, written by Joseph Minion, and stars Nicolas Cage, María Conchita Alonso, Jennifer Beals, and Elizabeth Ashley. The film tells the story of a mentally-ill literary agent, whose condition turns even worse when he gets bitten by a vampire. It was a box office failure, but received generally positive reviews.
Peter Loew (Nicolas Cage) is a driven literary agent, who is slowly going insane. He works all day, and club hops at night, with little in his life but one night stands and the pursuit of money and prestige. He sees a therapist (Ashley) frequently, and during these sessions, his declining mental health becomes clear through a series of increasingly bizarre rants that eventually begin to scare even his psychiatrist. After taking a girl he met in a club named Jackie (Kasi Lemmons) back to his place, a bat flies in through his window, scaring them both.
At his next session he mentions to his therapist that the bat aroused him. After visiting an art museum with Jackie the next day, he ditches her and she leaves an angry message on his phone.
Loew meets Rachel (Beals) at a night club, and takes her home. She pins him down, reveals fangs, and feeds on him. He soon begins to believe that he is changing into a vampire. He stares into a bathroom mirror and fails to see his reflection; he wears dark sunglasses during the day; and, when his "fangs" fail to develop, he purchases a pair of cheap plastic vampire teeth. All the while, Rachel visits him nightly to feed on his blood.
He experiences mood swings and calls Jackie back apologetically, asking to meet her at a bar. As he is about to leave, a jealous Rachel appears and beckons him back inside. A dejected Jackie eventually leaves the bar and leaves an angry note on his door asking him to leave her alone.
A subplot concerns a secretary working at Loew's office, Alva Restrepo (Alonso). Loew torments her by forcing her to search through an enormous file for a 1963 contract. When she fails to find the contract, he at first browbeats and humiliates her, then visits her at home, and finally attacks and attempts to bite her at the place they both work. She mistakes the attempt to drink her blood as a rape attempt, causing her to pull out a gun, and Loew begs her to shoot him. Since it is only loaded with blanks, she fires at the floor to scare him off. He eventually overpowers her and mocks her rape-assumption by ripping her shirt open and knocking her down. He then takes the gun and attempts to fire it in his mouth, but after doing it twice, the blanks do not kill him.
He goes out to a club wearing his vampire teeth, and begins to seduce a woman, but when he gets too grabby she slaps him off, but he then overpowers her and bites her neck, having taken out the fangs and using his real teeth. He then puts the plastic fangs back in. Leaving the club, Loew has a brief, ambiguous encounter with Rachel: she admits to knowing him, but gives the impression that they have not been in contact for a long period. He accuses her of being a vampire, and is expelled from the club.
Alva wakes up with her shirt ripped open, possibly thinking she was raped, and eventually tells her brother about the sexual assault, and he goes after Loew to seek revenge. Loew is wandering the streets in a blood-spattered business suit, talking to himself. In a hallucinatory exchange, he tells his therapist that he raped someone and also murdered someone else. Based on a newspaper, the latter appears to be true, as the girl he bit in the club is announced dead. As Loew returns to his now-disastrous apartment (which he'd been using as a sort of vampire cave) Alva points out Loew to her brother, who pursues him inside his home with a tire iron.
In the midst of argument with an imaginary romantic interest (supposedly a patient of his psychiatrist) he begins to retch again from the blood he had swallowed, and crawls under an upturned sofa. Alva's brother finds him and upturns the sofa, and Loew holds a large broken shard of wood to his chest as a makeshift stake, repeating the gesture he had made earlier to strangers on the street when he had asked them to stake them. Alva's brother, in a rage, pushes down on the stake and it pierce's Loew's chest. The movie ends with Loew envisioning the vampire-Rachel one last time.
- Nicolas Cage as Peter Loew
- María Conchita Alonso as Alva Restrepo
- Jennifer Beals as Rachel
- Elizabeth Ashley as Dr. Glaser
- Kasi Lemmons as Jackie
- Bob Lujan as Emilio
- Jessica Lundy as Sharon
- Johnny Walker as Donald
- Boris Leskin as Fantasy Cabbie
- Michael Knowles as Andrew
- John Michael Higgins as Ed
- Jodie Markell as Joke Girl
- Marc Coppola as Joke Guy
- David Hyde Pierce as Theater Guy (as David Pierce)
- Amy Stiller as Theater Girl
Vampire's Kiss was considered a commercial flop upon its initial release but has developed a cult following since that time. As of July 2013, the film holds a rating of 62% "certified fresh" on the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes based on 21 reviews. In contrast, Metacritic has the film ranked at an average score of 31 based on 10 critic reviews.
The scene where Peter tells Alva about being his secretary has inspired an online fad where an outline of his face is on a white background, usually while the words "you don't say?" are on top. It is also pasted over someone else's face in pictures when something is fairly obvious in the background. 
- Tobias, Scott. "Vampire’s Kiss features one of Nicolas Cage’s best, most out-of-control performances". AV Club. Retrieved 10 July 2013.
- "The Film Journal, Volume 92, Issues 7-12". The Film Journal. Retrieved 10 July 2013.
- "Vampire's Kiss (1989)". Rotten Tomatoes. Retrieved 10 July 2013.
- "Vampire's Kiss". Metacritic. Retrieved 10 July 2013.