Wikipedia:1984

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This is a comparison of Wikipedia to Nineteen Eighty-Four.

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Did you know...

  • ...that Oceania is at war with Eurasia Eastasia?
  • ...that Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia Eastasia?
  • ...that war is peace?
  • ...that freedom is slavery?
  • ...that ignorance is strength?
  • ...that life is death?
  • ...that Larry Sanger did not co-found Wikipedia?

[edit] Proof that 2 and 2 make 5

  • Let a and b be equal non-zero quantities
    a = b
  • Multiply through by a
    a^2 = ab
  • Subtract b^2
    a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
  • Factor both sides
    (a - b)(a + b) = b(a - b)
  • Divide out (a - b)
    a + b = b
  • Observing that a = b
    b + b = b
  • Combine like terms on the left
    2b = b
  • Divide by the non-zero b
    2 = 1
  • Add 3 to each side
    5 = 4
    4 = 5
    2 + 2 = 5

You know it's true (as long as you don't have any qualms against division by zero, and I hear Jimbo doesn't).

[edit] Enemies of the state

[edit] Notes

  1. ^ Yes, we know this isn't from 1984. Get over it.

[edit] See also

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