Wikipedia:Don't-give-a-fuckism

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Don't-give-a-fuckism is an ism concerned mainly with not giving a fuck. This is not a joke; it's as serious an endeavor as everything else.

The idea is a half-Buddhist idea based on a wikification of two of the Four Noble Truths of the Buddha.[1] Suffering (conflict and stress) is caused by attachment (giving a fuck) and can be relieved by detachment (not giving a fuck).

Some variations of the phrase include "Don't give a rat's ass," "Don't care a shit for," and anything else that is generally low in an importance scale in that specific region. If you were to have a piece of feces, and someone asked you for it to aid them in what you do not care for, or "Do not give a fuck for," you wouldn't even do so, not in spite of them, but because you would prefer to keep the feces rather than "give a shit."

The phrase originates from England, and was used as "Don't care a rap for." A rap was a half-cent, or a very low denomination. 'Don't care a - for' means that you wouldn't sacrifice even this very low denomination for whatever it is you are talking about.

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[edit] Wikipedia and not giving a fuck

Contributors who don't care about Wikipedia help it (and themselves) in many ways:

  • By not caring about Wikipedia, someone is far less likely to act on strong emotions and do something mindlessly stupid.
  • Neutrality comes with detachment. Neutrality is a good thing.
  • Not giving a fuck also lends itself to ignoring all rules and being bold
  • Come on... really. This is not a big deal.

[edit] Bad ways to not give a fuck

They are much deadlier in real life

Using apathy as rationalization for a dickish action is a patent abuse of the live-and-let-live ethos of Don't-give-a-fuckism. Behaving like an angry mastodon, perhaps stemming from excessively possessive feelings toward an article you have created or edited, is symptomatic of caring too much. Take a deep breath. Count to ten.

DGAFism is not to be confused with nihilism. Likewise, being deliberately sloppy in your editing and sourcing is a bad way to practice DGAFism.

[edit] Expressing your don't-give-a-fuckism

Of course, the best way to express apathy is to simply be apathetic, but if you would like to support this essay, you're free to use a spiffy userbox to do so:

Code Result
{{User DGAF}}
DGAF This user does not give a fuck.
{{User DGAF2}}
DGAF This user can't be arsed, and hopes some day you will join us.

[edit] Notes

  1. ^ See for example User:Antandrus/observations on Wikipedia behavior, Observation #60: "It is easier to get a sincere 'thank you' for reverting 'you're a faggot' from someone's userpage, than it is for writing a researched, thorough, and referenced encyclopedia article on an encyclopedic topic. The best way to continue as a writing Wikipedian for many years is to be, as the Buddha recommends, 'indifferent to both praise and blame.' Indifference to praise is a hard task for mere humans, but millions of potential anonymous readers demand it of you, for if you require praise you will burn out with one of the fates indicated in No. 59. And remember this: you are allowed to take your work seriously here, and think highly of your own efforts; but be advised, don't talk about it."

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