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This page in a nutshell: The WikiDoctor is a kindly type of user that likes to do things that are useful. He/she is kindly, hard-working and respectful.
A WikiDoctor is one of the last of his kind, the Wikilords. There are very few WikiDoctors left. A WikiDoctor owns a spacecraft known as the WikiTARDIS. A WikiDoctor will have a WikiTARDIS, no matter how dishivelled, grubby, and badly-used it is. They usually despise WikiDaleks.
You are very bold, ready to be blocked, and do not flinch if an article of yours is deleted. Though you get upset if a friend of yours, especially a WikiRose is blocked or retires, you take a deep breath, have a break, and then find yourself a WikiMartha or WikiDonna.