You're So Vain
|"You're So Vain"|
|Single by Carly Simon|
|from the album No Secrets|
|B-side||His Friends Are More Than Fond of Robin|
|Recorded||Autumn 1972, Trident Studios|
|Carly Simon singles chronology|
"You're So Vain" is a song written and performed by Carly Simon and released in November 1972. The song is a critical profile of a self-absorbed lover; Simon asserts "You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you." The title subject's identity has long been a matter of speculation. The song is memorable for the clever self-reference, an example of metafiction.
The song is ranked at #82 on Billboard's Greatest Songs of All-Time. "You're So Vain" was voted #216 in RIAA's Songs of the Century. And on August 23, 2014, the U.K. Official Charts Company crowned it the ultimate song of the 1970s. It remains Simon's biggest hit and is considered her signature song.
Subject of the song
Before the song became a hit single in 1972, Simon told an interviewer that the song was about "men" not a specific "man".
In 1983 she told The Washington Post that it is not about Mick Jagger, who contributed uncredited backing vocals to the song. In a 1993 book Backstage Passes, however, Angela Bowie claimed to be the "wife of a close friend" mentioned in "You're So Vain", and that Jagger, for a time, had been "obsessed" with her. Simon made another comment about the subject's identity as a guest artist on Janet Jackson's 2001 single, "Son of a Gun (I Betcha Think This Song Is About You)", which sampled "You're So Vain". Simon said about the song, "The apricot scarf was worn by Nick (Nolte). Nothing in the words were referred to Mick."
In a 1989 interview Simon acknowledged that the song is a little bit about Warren Beatty but said the subject of the song is a composite of three men from her L.A. days. In a 2007 interview Beatty said, "Let's be honest. That song was about me." Simon has said that Beatty had called and thanked her for the song.
Over the years Simon has divulged "letter clues" and has claimed that the subject's name contains the letters A, E, and R.
Shortly before the writing of the song, Simon was married to James Taylor; she has said that he was "definitely not" the subject of the song. David Bowie, David Cassidy and Cat Stevens have all been cited by the press as speculative candidates.
In August 2003 Simon agreed to reveal the name of the song's subject to the highest bidder of the Martha's Vineyard Possible Dreams charity auction. With the top bid of $50,000, Dick Ebersol, president of NBC Sports and a friend of Simon, won the right to know the name of the person "You're So Vain" was written about. Ebersol was given a private performance of the song at Simon's home and Simon whispered the name into his ear. A condition of the prize was that Ebersol would not reveal the person to anyone. Ebersol said that Simon allowed him to divulge a clue about the person's name: "Carly told me that I could offer up to the entire world, a clue as to what she'll tell me when we have this night in about two weeks. And the clue is: The letter 'E' is in the person's name." Although Simon, at times, had suggested that the subject of the song was a composite of several people, the clue she allowed Ebersol to reveal was a letter in the person's name, implying the subject is one person.
In 2004 Simon told Regis Philbin, "If I tell it, it's going to come out in dribs and drabs. And I've given out two letters already, an 'A' and an 'E.' But I'm going to add one to it. I'm going to add an 'R,' in honor of you."
In 2005 Simon's ex-husband Jim Hart said he was sure that the song was not about anyone famous. Several days after the identity of Watergate-era press source Deep Throat was revealed in May/June 2005, Simon joked to USA Today that the song was about Mark Felt, revealing himself as the source and referring to the 1999 film Dick depicting the scandal that used the song in the ending credits.
On June 19, 2008 Howard Stern claimed that Simon had privately revealed to him about whom the song was written after her interview on his popular radio show on Sirius Satellite Radio. Stern commented, "There is an odd aspect to it ... he's not that vain." On March 17, 2009 again on his program, Stern claimed that she had said it was a "composite of three people". Stern repeated this on May 5, 2014 claiming, "she takes me aside, pulls me close, whispers in my ear.. three names. She goes, it wasn't one person, it was three people." Stern thought that one of the names was Warren Beatty and another might be David Geffen, but said that he "forgot." 
In her 2008 book, "Girls Like Us," author Sheila Weller includes a detailed account of Simon's love affair with musician Dan Armstrong, and suggests that he was the inspiration for "You're So Vain." Simon and Armstrong crossed paths while performing in nightclubs, and formally met in 1968, when she brought her guitar in to be fixed in Armstrong's Guitar Repair Shop. Initially, Simon seemed to have little in common with Danny Armstrong. The married, father of five, was ten years her senior. And his working class roots were several levels below her on the social scale. Although Simon described him as an arrogant, opinionated Neanderthal, she found him to be overwhelmingly handsome and very gifted musically. Armstrong found her attractive and sufficiently talented but always played it cool and didn't come on too much. This of course only made Simon only more intrigued. After a few months of flirting, and a final separation from his wife, the couple started dating.
In his 2012 biography, "More Room in a Broken Heart," author and music journalist, Stephen Davis claims that Carly Simon and Danny Armstrong, had sexual chemistry so intense that Carly, who called herself, "naive" at the time, became experimental, having sex on dares, in cars, parks and in other public places.Although both were busy with their new careers, Simon made herself more available in the relationship. And Armstrong, like many others in their circle, harbored a bit of resentment for Simon's air of privilege. Despite, their differences, the couple dated for nearly two years, until Simon began growing distant. She started spending a lot of time with her friend, songwriter, Jacob Brackman and moved into her own apartment. Dan, who was used to having the upper hand for most of their relationship, was surprised when Carly broke things off. But he handled it well and moved to L.A. to start up a new business. Carly did not handle the breakup well at all. She felt immediate regret and tried to make up with Dan, but was unsuccessful. Her heartbreak over losing him inspired the song, "Dan, My Fling," which appears on her first album. For the next year, Simon tried to reconnect with Armstrong but got no response. Simon even flew out to L.A. a few times while Armstrong was there, making it possible that he was, as the song lyrics go, the man who "walked into the party." Over the years, Carly continued reaching out to Dan at different points and places, but Armstrong had moved on. Carly claimed to have unrequited love for Danny Armstrong for many years. Weller writes that Armstrong had a cocky, boastful personality, once claiming to be the first and only electric guitar specialist in the world. He was also quoted as saying that he,"just plain owned New York at the time." Dan's full name, Daniel Kent Armstrong, contains all three letters of Carly's clue.
On November 4, 2009, while being interviewed on WNYC's Soundcheck, Simon revealed that she had hidden the name of the subject in a certain version of the song. The next day, the program's crew revealed the name concealed in a back-played whisper: David. However, Simon has denied that the whisper was David, saying she has spoken "Ovid" both forwards and backwards, and that sounded like David.
In February 2010 Simon told Uncut that the name of the subject was whispered backwards in a re-recording of "You're So Vain": "There's a little whisper -- and it's the answer to the puzzle." A representative for Simon confirmed that the name whispered during the song is "David". Multiple media outlets quickly reported that the subject was actually Simon's former boss at Elektra, David Geffen, and that the song had been inspired by her jealousy of the attention Geffen had lavished on label-mate Joni Mitchell. The following day Jim Hart, Simon's ex-husband and close friend, denied that the song was about Geffen. Simon's publicist confirmed that the song was not about Geffen, but that there was indeed "a David who is connected to the song in some way, shape, or form," and Simon noted that when she first wrote the song in 1971, she had not even met David Geffen yet. Vanity Fair noted that in addition to "David", "Warren" and an unintelligible name are whispered during the recording.
On Carly Simon's official website, she denies that the subject is Warren Beatty, Mick Jagger, James Taylor or David Geffen. The letter clues she gave rule out Kris Kristofferson and Cat Stevens.
References in the song
- Two solar eclipses ("Then you flew your Learjet up to Nova Scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun") were visible from Nova Scotia in the early 1970s, on March 7, 1970, and July 10, 1972. Simon claims she wrote the song in 1971, so it is likely that she is referring to the 1970 eclipse.
- The line "I hear you went up to Saratoga and your horse naturally won," refers to the Saratoga Race Course horse racing season held in late July, August, and early September in Saratoga Springs, New York. The season is frequented by the rich and famous of New York and other East Coast cities.
Covers and adaptations
- The song has been covered by Chocolate Starfish, The Mountain Goats, David Axelrod, John Barrowman, Liza Minnelli, Jack Klugman and Tony Randall (as "The Odd Couple"), Chimira, Venice, Jann Arden, Janet Jackson (who sampled the song in "Son of a Gun (I Betcha Think This Song Is About You)", with Simon providing featured vocals), Anna Waronker, Faster Pussycat, Dres, Daryll-Ann, Smokie, Foo Fighters, Sally Seltmann, Asaro and Wolcott, Matthew Sweet, Susanna Hoffs, Marilyn Manson (featuring Johnny Depp), and Italian pop star Mina.
- The song Starfuckers, Inc. by Nine Inch Nails, released in year 2000, references You're So Vain, by quoting the chorus.
In the film How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Kate Hudson sings the song with Matthew McConaughey's character name instead of the mysterious "You" of the song. "And all the girls dreamed that they'd be Ben's partner". Later in the film, the pair perform it to each other on stage.
Australian comedian Shaun Micallef and New Zealand recording artist Margaret Urlich spoofed the song on an episode of The Micallef P(r)ogram(me), reworking it as a duet. Urlich's lines remained as per the original lyrics, but Micallef's were grammatically altered to suit the first-person delivery ("You bet I think this song is about me - don't I? Don't I?").
|Australia (ARIA Charts)||1|
|Canada (RPM Charts)||1|
|Ireland (IRE Charts)||4|
|UK (Official Chart Company)||3|
|US Billboard Pop Singles||1|
|US Billboard Adult Contemporary||1|
The song was a number-one hit in the US, Canada and Australia and reached number four in Ireland and South Africa. Bowing at #99 on the Billboard Hot 100 on 2 December 1972, the song took only five more weeks to rocket to the top of the chart, where it stayed for the first three weeks of 1973, also spending two weeks at the top of the Easy Listening chart in early 1973, her first number one on either chart. "You're So Vain" was Simon's breakthrough hit in the United Kingdom, reaching number three on the UK chart on its original release in 1973. The song was re-released in the UK in 1991 to cash in on its inclusion in a commercial for Dunlop Tyres, peaking at number 41.
"Me and Mrs. Jones" by Billy Paul
|US Billboard Hot 100 number-one single
January 6, 1973 (three weeks)
"Superstition" by Stevie Wonder
"Clair" by Gilbert O'Sullivan
|Canadian RPM number-one single
January 27, 1973 (1 week)
"Last Song" by Edward Bear
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