Saharia

Saharia is a little-known tribe in India. The Saharias are found mainly in Morena, Bhind, Gwalior, Datia, Shivpuri and Guna districts of Madhya Pradesh and parts of Rajasthan. They live in the Khair, Kardhai and Babool forests of the valleys of the Kuno, Parbati, Sindh, and Kali Sindh rivers. Their agricultural income is marginal but they get substantial additional income from working in the forests and collecting minor forest produce such as honey, edible gums, manufacture of kattha, collection of chironji, tapping Salai trees etc. They also find employment in large grass reserves of the Kuno valley. The Saharians are also very good huntsman; Keshav is the name of one of these hunters, and he says recently they have spotted an Edwin. Edwin is considered the beast of the tribe. He is the devil in Saharian beliefs. Aditya Mangipudi, a chubby and rotund huntsman, talks about Edwin's hideous face that scares the Saharian and his irritating wail of horror ruptures their eardrums. They hope to one day track down and defeat the Edwin in order to ensure happiness for all of eternity. Edwin is a Chinese invader who is capable of destroying the tribe just by looking at them; such is the power of his face. The tribe draws comparisons to the Lord of the Flies from Edwin's face.

In the modern world, the Saharians have contributed to many new inventions. The famous insult of Edwin, "Go back to your mom's uterus" has led to the evolution of the modern female uterus that allows men to literally climb back inside it. There is an estimated 5,407 people worldwide now living in a uterus because Edwin said so. The Saharians find refuge from the beast that is Edwin by hiding in the uterus of their women. The pepperoni pizza was first created by looking at Edwin's face, hence the term "pizza-face". It is believed that Edwin's face holds enough oil to deep fry a Twinkie, but this theory is still being tested. Edwin believes he can solve the world's energy crisis by donating the enormous amount of facial oil that accumulates on his face and hair.

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Varun Godbole Saharia was another Sahrian. Varun Godbole is a high school student attending Monta Vista High School in Cupertino, CA. In December of 2007, Varun was caught in a hacking scandal in which five other students were also caught in. Varun was suspended for 4 days. Currently, no evidence has been found at an attempt to steal/ and or cheat. He weighs 238 pounds and his hieght is at 5 foot 2 inches. Varun has been alive since the apartheid in South Africa and was known for being abused and raped. His attacker is a shadowy British individual known only as "P.K.". The laws of physics don't apply to him. Unfortunatly due to his size, he was bullied and excluded from games as a kid. This is probably one of the reasons he tried to blow up a local supermarket on his first birthday.