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Lady Mucca

You're moving in the right direction, but a little overdressed what? Lt. Gonville Bromhead VC 17:48, 22 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

The plastic leg is naked!. The photos of the bristols have mysteriously gone from web pages. Should I try 'The Scum/Sun'? --andreasegde 18:38, 22 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Well yer could, but the whole of Merseyside will boycott Wikipedia! Stick with the leg - "All yer need is leg, (hop, hop, hop, hop, hop) - leg is all yer need." Vera, Chuck & Dave 23:08, 22 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Paul's rich enough. He's going to lose some money in the divorce so he might as well take the piss. Try claim custody of the false leg. Weekend visits and that. Just to mess her up a bit.--Crestville (LLB in Law) 08:15, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

LOL! "Sir Joseph Dangerous - Man Of Letters" - Well done Joe!! Cheers Pal Vera, Chuck & Dave 14:54, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

You'd be surprised how little use a degree in law is as you bumble aimlessly through life. And wikipedia--Crestville 16:38, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

I tried bumbling once, but it hurt my pelvis, and me bird didn't like it. I follow the example of The Blue Nile when he sings, "I've stumbled through so many places..." --andreasegde 16:44, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

"... I've pissed on so many chips/but I steeeeeeeell haven't faaaa-aaawnd what I'm lookin' for". U2 right? See I know old people music too.--Crestville 16:46, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Now you've done it, Joe. Old people. I used to think of that song as the music the kids are listening to. (Note: I'm not that old: my kids were 4 and 1 at the time.)Tvoz |talk 17:07, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

That was a hit when I was in the queue at the Post Office to claim my free coffin (24-hour service) and free Bus Pass for "those who may not use it for very long". (Only joking... I think. What was that you said again, deary?) --andreasegde 17:28, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Just Hello

Hello love, Just dropping a line from NYC to see how yer doing. Sixstring1965 16:28, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

As you can read in the above comments, Sixstring1965, we (Vera, Crestville and I) are talking rubbish again, but it's really funny sometimes, if you can understand our unusual English humour. Please feel free to join in anytime, but leave your Wikipedia sensibility at the door.. :))

Jim and Mary McCartney and Let it Be are waiting for their GA reviews, BTW. As you are interested in Johnny Winston Lennon O'Boogie, you might be interested in his family, which you can find right here.... --andreasegde 16:49, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

HOLD ON!!!! DROP ALL YOUR TOOLS! Sixstring1965 has uploaded a picture of Mucca's bristols! (sorry Tvoz, we're just being silly) which can be found on Lady Mucca's page --andreasegde 16:54, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

I thought I were on uncyclopedia then. What funny pictures there are on that site.--Crestville 17:03, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

It's ok, monsieur, I can take it. (And hi, Six - didn't realize you're in NY too.) Tvoz |talk 17:05, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Uhhh... monsieur? Tvov is talking French to me. "I am, how you say in za English lang-which, very proud of my big cup of coffee and my croissants, don't you know..." --Jean Le Pencilcase 16:54, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Très bien. Tvoz |talk 17:25, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

She's doing it again! I'll bet she's never seen an episode of "Allo, Allo". Over to you, Crestville. --andreasegde 17:33, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Good Moaning? --Crestville 17:37, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

"Ze airman will come tonight - I will only say this once."

"Zorry, what did you say?" --andreasegde 17:51, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

You're right, mes amis - never saw it, but I'm gonna look for the dvd toot sweet, as they say in Brooklyn... Tvoz |talk 17:58, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

You can find it here, but it is a bit strange, and hinges on wordplay, innuendo, and the misunderstanding of French accents. --Claude Le Bon-Bon Toffees 18:01, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

It's one of those brilliant British sitcoms - like Last Of The Summer Wine and Keeping Up Apperances - where you can only enjoy it once you've accepted it isn't funny. It's grand and all, but give me Blackadder or Dads Army anyday. ARE YA WITH ME???!--Crestville 18:38, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Now you've got me thinking about the "Are you with me?" quote. Ah-ha, I have it. It's from Marshall Ney in the film Waterloo, as he charges to the English lines that are composed of squares of soldiers, who cut 'em to pieces. (Look of feeling smug with oneself... :) --andreasegde 19:17, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

One's Grand pa pa had a bit of a dust up there dontcha know? Lt Gonville (volley fire at 100 yards) Bromhead VC 22:20, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Your great grandfather was at Waterloo? Liverpudlian accent: "Dem Frenchies is gonna get a fokkin' good kicking... 'cos dey wan' it doh don't dey?" I have to explain this by saying I love the Liverpudlian accent. The only thing that the good people of Liverpool don't know is that the people of Innsbruck have exactly the same accent. It's all that Celtic (and I don't mean the football team) influence, don't you know. --Mr. Oh-So-Bleedin'-Clever 21:09, 24 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Check it out

Since I thought adding sound to the user page was real cool, I took it a step further. Check it out! Sixstring1965 01:17, 27 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

A question about an article - as we are supposed to be doing - "Honest, Jimbo..."

Who said, "Did ya ever pick your feet in Poughkeepsie?" --andreasegde 19:17, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Popeye Doyle. Does Joe win a "Fire Engine"? Vera, Chuck & Dave 15:06, 26 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

"I am - - - - and - - - - is me!" --andreasegde 19:23, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

That last one is I Am The Walrus, right?--Crestville 19:49, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

But isn't the real question who among you actually has been in Poughkeepsie? Gotcha there, gents. Tvoz |talk 19:51, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

I was in New York in February, 1983, and it was one of the greatest experiences of my life. I played at the Roxy, and The Mud(?) Club. --andreasegde 22:03, 24 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

And anyway, after the nasty vandalism on my talk page this morning, I'm entitled. J***o be damned. Tvoz |talk 19:54, 23 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Vandals on Tvoz's page? Strap them to the yardarm and thrash them to within an inch of their lives. If anybody does not deserve vandals, it's Tvoz. (I have only had one in my experience, but that's only because I tend to hide in a hole when I see them coming... :) --andreasegde 20:58, 24 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Yeah - someone replaced the entire page with "CUNT!". I mean, can't they do better than that? (And thank you, A.E.)Tvoz |talk 22:59, 24 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

Men are silly because they use that word for men as well as women. Why don't they write "PENIS!" as vandalism? I have thought about this, and I have come (no pun intended) to the conclusion that frustrated English-speaking people use words that reflect their state of mind. Obviously they're not getting enough. On the other hand (no pun intended) Austrians use words like arschloch (areshole) more often, which says a lot about them. (One up ze rear passage, Helmut?) :)) --Dr. Oh-So-Bleedin'-Clever 21:43, 25 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]

You shoulda been an anthropologist. Good analysis.Tvoz |talk 06:48, 26 October 2007 (UTC)[reply]