Talk:Manele

Manele From Uncyclopedia [edit]What is manele? It`s a music genre singed by the gipsyes. It`s listened only by them and romanian people. The genre first begin in the `90`s , meanwhile the songs changed a lot, the music and the lyrics , now the most lyrics are about life, joy and everything good in life... not about pissed people. When it appear was like the romanian popular music, but in time it has been modified step by step.

[edit]How to become a manelist Step 1. Pick a cool name (Elvis, Florin Fermecatoru', Englezu, Chipes etc)

Step 2. Mandatory lack of culture.

Step 3. Must own: limmo, castle, faraoanca (a kind of queen, but more slutty) and boraci (puradei, romanian word for gipsy children/intestinal parasites)

Step 4. Family in jail

Step 5. Look

Jewelery: lots of it, gold necklaces, gold bracelets, gold rings (more than 50% of total body weight) Haircut: 2 parts hairgel, 1 part hair Clothes: flashy and tasteless. Must have black or white shirt, ciocate, cowboy hat, vest or cape Step 6. Lyrics

mandatory words: money ("bani"/"parai"/"lovele"), enemies ("dujmani"), "golani", women ("femei"/"fumei"), chicks ("fetitze"), princess ("printesa"), drink ("bautura"), dollars ("dolari"/"marci"), gold, millionaire, Mercedes, cellphone ("celular"), heart, soul, God, life, value ("valoare") interjections: ooooooooff, ah, sha-la-la, cicalaca-cichicha, hep-hei, hopa-hopa etc no one minds if your songs have: grammar mistakes expressions like: "lu copilu meu" "as vrea ca sa te regasesc" white lines rhymes with the same word i.e. rime cu acelasi cuvant extreme metaphores, like "flower of all flowers" (floarea florilor), wallet sucker (sugativa-n portofel) foreign words (bambina, ragazza, etc) Step 7. Topics

Love Relationships With more women Successful Unsuccessful (see dumping) Dumping For another person For money For both Death Family Children Wife Brother (usually congratulating him, song titles like "Fratele Meu", dedicated to your brother are not uncommon) Money Having lots of it Wasting it Being envied Congratulating yourself (wealth, well-being, sexual performances, sex appeal) Step 8.The song

Instruments Acordeon Bad organ Blowing instruments Synthetiser drums Voice Optional Echo Must-have foreign accent Includes rap Originality is optional Step 9.Music Video

Mandatory dance moves (for the manelist) Left-right (max 2 steps) Snapping your fingers Charming smile 15 to 20 hot chicks to shake their equipment around Bad or nonexistant setting. Bright lights (as coloured as they get) Convertible cars (for the hot-shot to sing in) When you die, fans will surely light a candle at your tomb.

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