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Berty Russell

About Me

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Hello! Welcome to my user page! My name is Berty Russell, and I live in the hills. Sometimes I leave my cabin to collect letters from my friends, but I spend most of my time reading philosophy and growing beans.

My Younger Life

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When I was younger, I tried to catch an angel. I had, after all, heard quite a lot about angels and thought I should quite like to meet one. I was told that they watched over me while I was asleep, but I supposed that when I opened my eyes they flew away, so I thought "next time I wake up I won't open my eyes!", and I did and I made a grab, but I didn't catch one.

Of the two vices, drinking and tobacco, I prefer tobacco. In fact, it saved my life.