|The Simpsons episode|
|Orig. airdate||May 15, 2011|
|Written by||John Frink|
|Directed by||Bob Anderson|
|Chalkboard gag||"It's Kristen Schaal, Not Kristen Schall"
Guinea pigs should not be used as "guinea pigs"
|Couch gag||Everyone and everything is represented as words written on a white void.|
|Guest star(s)||Albert Brooks as Hank Scorpio|
"500 Keys" is the twenty-first episode of the twenty-second season of The Simpsons. It first aired on the Fox network in the United States on May 15, 2011. It was written by John Frink and directed by Bob Anderson.
After returning from a vendor that sells returned wedding cakes, Maggie gets locked in the car with the key inside. While searching for the spare keys (which soon proves unnecessary, as Maggie is able to free herself), the Simpsons discover a collection of keys to every door in Springfield. Lisa uses a key to discover a hidden classroom full of props underneath the school. She is very intrigued about the discovery, so she shares it with Principal Skinner, but when she brings along the school newspaper, they only find what is supposed to be behind the door, the "Banned Band Books". Later, it becomes apparent that Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers are hiding something when they snatch the key from Lisa. Nonetheless, she has it replicated and returns to the door on her own, and finds the classroom is back; it had been hidden behind a phony set of bookshelves. She also sees a mysterious figure writing "The children are on Bus 23" on the chalkboard. Lisa is determined to solve the mystery of the hidden room.
Meanwhile, Bart tries causing mayhem with the keys but accidentally does good deeds with them, and ends up with the key to the city. Marge and Maggie find a key for a wind-up toy train called "The Pooter Toot Express", which makes farting noises when it moves. The toy gets away from them and they chase it throughout the city. Homer uses a key to get into the Duff Beer brewery and goes joyriding in the Duff Blimp.
To get more information about Bus 23, Lisa and Bart ask Nelson. Nelson explains Bus 23 was a bus full of children that was supposed to drive over a dangerous ice bridge but was never heard from again, as Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers covered up the loss of the children. Lisa tells Bart about the room, and the two ask Homer to fly them to the lake where the ice bridge would be. Lisa falls out of the blimp and into the water, where she sees the submerged Bus 23. However, all the "children" inside it are actually mannequins. Lisa is saved by "The Pooter Toot Express", which knocks over a tree she can grab onto. The mysterious figure is revealed to be Otto, who is relieved to discover he is not responsible for the death of the children, as he was the driver of Bus 23.
Chalmers and Skinner try to flee to Bolivia, but are stopped by Bart, who has Skinner's car key. They are forced to explain everything: the school received a lot of money for the purpose of improving its classrooms, but when Skinner cashed it, the money got destroyed in his laundry by his mother. With the help of Groundskeeper Willie, they made a fake classroom and photographed everything to fool the government, and rented mannequins to pose as students. They put the mannequins on Bus 23 to have Otto return them before having to be charged for the extra day, but the ice bridge gave out and the bus went into the lake. Chalmers and Skinner apologize to Otto for letting him believe he killed a busload of students, and all is forgiven. No further mention of the rental money is made.
The epilogue ends with Otto driving his bus across an icy bridge, believing that his complement is full of mannequins, when he is actually transporting real children. As his bus is close to tipping off the bridge, he comments that perhaps they will fall off slowly like in Inception; he is wrong and his bus falls into the river.
The episode features a cameo from Albert Brooks as Hank Scorpio, a one-time character from the eighth season episode, "You Only Move Twice". The chalkboard gag was written to correct the error from the previous episode "Homer Scissorhands" where guest star Kristen Schaal's surname was spelled incorrectly as "Schall" in the credits. Schaal eventually thanked the producers for the name correction through Twitter. The blackboard gag "It's 'Schaal', not 'Schall'" was only seen in the televised version; the version that was streamed on Hulu.com and seen in televised reruns used the blackboard gag, "Guinea pigs should not be used as guinea pigs."
During the closing credits, the jingling of a set of keys is heard, followed by a solo violin rendition of the show's theme.
- Lisa seeks help to solve the mystery from sleuths Nancy Drew, The Hardy Boys, and Encyclopedia Brown.
- Homer's previous job keys included "Mr. Plow", "Homer the Smithers", "Bounty Hunter", and "NASA Space Shuttle".
- The submerged bus is a reference to "The Sweet Hereafter".
- Otto wonders whether his bus will fall off a bridge in slow-motion in a similar way to a van falling off a bridge in Christopher Nolan's Inception.
- In the hidden classroom, there is a poster featuring the element symbols from the "Avatar: The Last Airbender."
- When the police blimp explodes, Chief Wiggum shouts "the zoomanity!" after hitting a sign of that name. This is a reference to the Hindenberg Disaster, in which a reporter was famous for shouting "The Humanity!"
- The license plate on the Simpsons' car shows the episode's production code, NABF14.
- In the credits of the last episode, Kristen Schaal's lastname is spelled incorrectly. It is made into a chalkboard gag joke featured in this episode.
In its original American broadcast on May 15, 2011, "500 Keys" was viewed by an estimated 6 million households and received a 2.5 rating/7% share among adults between the ages of 18 and 49. This means that it was seen by 2.5% of all 18- to 49-year-olds, and 7% of all 18- to 49-year-olds watching television at the time of the broadcast. The episode stayed even in the rating from the previous episode, "Homer Scissorhands".
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