All the World's a Stooge
|All the World's a Stooge|
|Directed by||Del Lord|
|Produced by||Hugh McCollum
|Written by||John Grey|
|Cinematography||Benjamin H. Kline|
|Edited by||Art Seid|
|Distributed by||Columbia Pictures|
Wealthy Ajax Bullion (Emory Parnell) is up in arms when his eccentric wife (Lelah Tyler) informs him that she wants to adopt a refugee, the latest socio-political movement. To top it off, he has a terrible toothache. His wife insists he goes to the dentist so she can prepare the nursery.
The Stooges are window washers who work on a scaffold outside of a tall building. Moe and Larry use a rope to pull a 'born-dizzy' Curly back up to the scaffold. Moe then orders Curly to continue the job. He obliges but throws a bucket of water at an open window, and the water splashes all over the dentist's office. At nearly the same time the dentist (Richard Fiske) arrives to see the mess. He then leaves after threatening to have them fired. It's then that Moe orders Larry and Curly to dry up the floor.
Mr. Bullion meets the inept window washers (whom he mistakes for interim dentists) when he enters the office demanding medical attention. They knock him out cold when he asks for anaesthetic, then attempt to find the bad tooth. After pulling his bridge-work out completely ("you stripped his gears!", Larry comments), they try to put it back into his mouth with cement. However, the cement hardens before they have a chance to put the tooth back in, so they decide to blast. The dentist arrives back in his office as the dynamite is lit. He calls out to the Stooges, who notice him and run off. The dynamite goes off and Mr. Bullion wakes up, noticing that the pain in his tooth is gone. He heads back to his car and notices the Stooges hiding inside. He inquires as to what they are up to, and Moe says that they are "refugees." Mr. Bullion then has a very nasty idea to disabuse his wife of her philanthropic notion: pass these three nitwits off as refugee children.
Mrs. Bullion is naturally thrilled at the sight of the Stooges who are dressed as children. Moe and Curly are in large sailor suits with Larry dressed as a girl in a dress with a large bow on his head. Mr. Bullion calls them Johnny (Moe), Frankie (Curly), and Mabel (Larry). The Stooges then stay with the Bullions until Mrs. Bullion decides to have a party to introduce her wealthy friends to her new refugees.
Mrs. Bullion ends up regretting their adoption during the party in their honor — and Mr. Bullion is beginning to regret concocting this scheme to begin with. The festivities are interrupted when an angered Mr. Bullion chases after the Stooges with an axe. The Stooges end up running for their lives out of the house.
One side-gag to this short is a dinner scene where the Stooges promptly devour an entire roasted chicken (or turkey) that was prepared for them. The butler next brings out a large plate of spinach and Mrs. Bullion insists they eat it. Moe takes the plate and gives it to Curly telling him to eat it. Curly refuses and Moe counters by saying he was going to eat it whether he liked it or not. Moe tosses the plate and the spinach ends up hitting Mr. Bullion in the face.
- Pauley, Jim (2012). The Three Stooges Hollywood Filming Locations. Solana Beach, California: Santa Monica Press, LLC. p. 38. ISBN 9781595800701.
- Solomon, Jon (2002). The Complete Three Stooges: The Official Filmography and Three Stooges Companion. Glendale, California: Comedy III Productions, Inc. p. 191. ISBN 0971186804.
- All the World's a Stooge at the Internet Movie Database
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- All the World's a Stooge at threestooges.net