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Alleine in das Ausland fahren
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Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen
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Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben
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I have a dick
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Life’s too short so I can’t wait
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Take me now, oh, don’t you see
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I can’t get laid in Germany
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To short, to tall
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Doesn’t matter, one size fits all
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Zu gross, zu klein
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Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein
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Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr
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Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr
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Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
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Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut
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Just a little bit, be my little bitch
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You’ve got a pussy
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I have a dick
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So, what’s the problem
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Let’s do it quick
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So take me now before it’s too late
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Life’s too short so I can’t wait
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Take me now, oh, don’t you see
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I can’t get laid in Germany
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Germany!
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Germany!
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You’ve got a pussy
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I have a dick
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So, what’s the problem
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Let’s do it quick
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You’ve got a pussy
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I have a dick
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So, what’s the problem
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Let’s do it quick
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You’ve got a pussy
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I have a dick
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So, what’s the problem
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Let’s do it quick
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So take me now before it’s too late
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Life’s too short so I can’t wait
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Take me now, oh, don’t you see
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I can’t get laid in Germany

Revision as of 17:54, 18 November 2009

Asses
Equus hemionus kulan.JPG
Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Mammalia
Order: Perissodactyla
Family: Equidae
Genus: Equus
Subgenus: Asinus
Species

Equus asinus
Equus africanus
Equus hemionus
Equus kiang

The subgenus Asinus encompasses four species and several subspecies of equidae characterized by long ears, a lean, straight-backed build, a scant tail and reputed to have considerable toughness and endurance.

The common Donkey or "Ass" is the best-known representative of the Subgenus, with both domesticated and feral varieties, ranging in size from the small burro to the horse-sized "Mammoth Jack" and other breeds. There is not a formal cutoff between the terminology "donkey" and "ass," though smaller animals are usually called donkeys and larger animals are asses. Both can be used to create a mule, which is a hybrid animal produced by a cross of a male donkey and a female horse.

Wild asses, include a number of truly wild, never domesticated subspecies of Equus Asinus that live in Asia and Africa.

Taxonomy

References

  1. ^ Don E. Wilson & DeeAnn M. Reeder, ed. (2005). "Equus asinus". Mammal Species of the World. A Taxonomic and Geographic Reference (3rd ed.). Johns Hopkins University Press. 
  2. ^ International Commission on Zoological Nomenclature (2003). "Usage of 17 specific names based on wild species which are pre-dated by or contemporary with those based on domestic animals (Lepidoptera, Osteichthyes, Mammalia): conserved. Opinion 2027 (Case 3010).". Bull.Zool.Nomencl. 60 (1): 81–84. 

To big, to small Size does matter after all Zu gross, zu klein Er könnte etwas größer sein Mercedes Benz, und Autobahn Alleine in das Ausland fahren Reise, Reise, Fahrvergnügen Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit, just a little bitch

You’ve got a pussy I have a dick So, what’s the problem Let’s do it quick So take me now before it’s too late Life’s too short so I can’t wait Take me now, oh, don’t you see I can’t get laid in Germany

To short, to tall Doesn’t matter, one size fits all Zu gross, zu klein Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut

Just a little bit, be my little bitch

You’ve got a pussy I have a dick So, what’s the problem Let’s do it quick So take me now before it’s too late Life’s too short so I can’t wait Take me now, oh, don’t you see I can’t get laid in Germany

Germany! Germany!

You’ve got a pussy

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