Bordello of Blood
|Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood|
Theatrical release poster
|Directed by||Gilbert Adler|
|Produced by||Gilbert Adler|
|Written by||A. L. Katz
John Kassir (voice of The Crypt Keeper)
|Music by||Chris Boardman|
|Editing by||Stephen Lovejoy|
|Distributed by||Universal Pictures|
|Release dates||August 16, 1996|
|Running time||87 minutes|
Bordello of Blood (also known as Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood) is a 1996 comedy/horror film starring Dennis Miller, Erika Eleniak, Angie Everhart, Corey Feldman, and Chris Sarandon. It is based on the HBO television series Tales from the Crypt. It received an R rating for vampire violence, gore, language, and nudity. Dennis Miller plays a private investigator who ends up in a bordello run by vampires, led by the Mother of all Vampires, Lilith (Everhart).
Vincent (Phil Fondacaro) and his associates explore a forest, until they find a cave containing a coffin with the skeleton of Lilith, mother of all vampires. Vincent takes a box out of his pocket, which contains the four sections of her heart. He puts it in her body, and she rapidly begins reanimating. Revived, she rips the hearts out of the associates and goes after Vincent, who produces the key artifact seen in Demon Knight. Lilith promises Vincent if she can eat the last man in the room, she will behave for him. Vincent complies.
The Cryptkeeper is having lunch with the Mummy (William Sadler), who is boring the him about film industry life. The Mummy challenges the Crypt Keeper to a contest of rock, paper, scissors which the Mummy wins, and he slices off the Keeper's hand with a meat cleaver. The Cryptkeeper laughs (as it didn't hurt him at all) and the Mummy gets ready for the next round. The Cryptkeeper addresses the audience, and the movie continues.
Katherine (Erika Eleniak) lives with her delinquent brother Caleb (Corey Feldman). He goes out one night against her wishes and, while hanging at a bar, is informed of a secret brothel in the guise of a funeral home. Caleb and a friend go to check it out, where they do indeed find the information true (albeit forced by the keeper, McCucthion (Aubrey Morris). Unknown to them however, it's run by the fully healthy Lilith. All the women there are vampires, turned by Lilith; completely evil, lustful and subservient to her, who uses them for both business and to lure food. The boys take different girls for a private session in which Lilith visits them both as the prostitutes prepare to drain their blood. Caleb's friend is killed when Lilith kisses him and extends her tongue down his throat to push his heart out of his body. She promptly rips it out and eats it afterwards. Lilith then sets her sights on Caleb just as he notices his prostitute has bite marks on her neck. As he meets Lilth who offers a three-way, the screen fades to black as she growls ominously.
A week later, Kathy visits the police to ask them to look for him, to no avail. Kathy reluctantly hires Rafe Guttman (Dennis Miller), a cynical and sarcastic P.I. whose office is an old adult movie theater, to look for Caleb. After getting clues via the church where Kathy, and coincidentally Vincent, works and meeting her boss, the Revered J.C. Current (Chris Sarandon). Rafe tracks Caleb's trail to the bar where he is directed to the funeral home. He is denied access the first time as the brothel is closed for the night. He sneaks in and uncovers the money from the clients visiting the brothel is put towards Current's organization which is being used as a front for their shady dealings. He also passes by Lilith interviewing a woman whom Vincent recommended to for a job. At first Rafe dismisses it as nothing but as he continues snooping, he hears the woman scream followed by a body hitting the floor but has to leave before he can look into it.
On his second visit, Rafe manages to get into the brothel on a night its open and is given to Tamara (or Tammy as he calls her) the woman from before, only now much more seductive then when she was being interviewed, an obvious sign she's been turned. He escapes by strapping her to a torture rack and investigating the funeral home further, finding a dead servant of Lilith's in the process, before fleeing. However, he dropped his wallet while doing so, allowing Lilith to find his address. Having tasted some of Rafe's blood that Tammy managed to scratch off, Lilith takes an interest in Rafe and tries to seduce him, but he is unswayed by her sexual advances. Its at that moment Kathy comes by to check on his progress. She leaves when she thinks he's flirting but he tells her of the brothel's activity. They confront Lilith and Vincent over it; however, when they get the police to look over the grounds, all the evidence has been covered up and Rafe is dismissed as a fraud. Meanwhile, Vincent destroys the key so Lilith is now immortal at the cost of no control over her
As Kathy is looking over some footage shot at the club where they confronted Lilith, she notices Lilith isn't in the shot. Realizing that Rafe might be right, she calls him over to look over the tape as well. No sooner then he meets her, Caleb calls for help. Going by his directions, they tack him to a factory and head inside, finding Caleb on the ground. Rafe is wary and goes to check on him first. His instincts prove right as Caleb is now a vampire, having been spared having his heart eaten in exchange for undead servitude to Lilith. Rafe and Kathy try to escape but Rafe, in trying to swing across a gap, swings too far and out a window, landing on the police chief's car. Kathy, who took a ladder down, is caught by Caleb, Vincent and McCutcheon, brought back to the brothel and into Lilith's clutches.
Rafe awaken in a hospital but strapped down to be taken into custody once he's healed. Rafe manages to break free just as Tammy, posing as a nurse, arrives to kill him. However Rafe succeeds in getting the back of her outfit open, and pushing her into a window, where the sunlight causes her to explode. Night, Lilith awakens to feed on Kathy to bring her into her undead horde. Kathy pleads for Caleb to help, but he's clearly beyond the point of humanity by telling his sister that being a vampire "is pretty damn cool."
Rafe loads up on Super Soakers filled with holy water and raids the brothel, killing Vincent and McCutcheon. He meets up with Current, who realized his wrongdoing and wishes to make amends (Rafe luckily saving him from Vincent who had turned on him). Rafe gives him a spare water gun and the two enter the brothel, spraying all the vampires who burn and explode on contact with the water. They split up to find Kathy. Caleb attacks Rafe with an axe, but Rafe sprays a hole straight through Caleb's midsection.
Current finds Kathy but it turns to out to be Lilith in disguise. He tries to stake her but she easily stops his attack, breaks his hand and kills him with his own knife. Rafe arrives shortly after and manages to cut into Lilith's body with an axe. It does some damage but doesn't kill her. She reattaches her body before fleeing while Rafe finds the real Katherine and they tend to Current, who dies from his wounds.
Rafe and Kathy head to the church to reveal the existence of vampires via the church's media equipment. Lilith returns, leaving a bloody trail as she confronts the two. She handcuffs Rafe to a railing before going after Katherine who's no match for her inhuman strength. Rafe uses a nearby laser machine (used in Current's sermons) to aim and hit Lilith in the heart, cutting it into four parts, (as splitting her heart is the only thing that can stop her and the machine conveniently makes cross-shaped cuts). However as the heart pieces need to be out of her body, Lilith remains alive. She turns her attention to Rafe, devolving into a much more hideous form. Just as she's about to kill him, Katherine grabs a candle stand and stabs Lilith's heart out from behind. Lilith's body burns as a result before collapsing to the ground, dead for good.
The next day, the two have Lilith's remains burned to prevent her from returning and lock away the box with the heart pieces in it. When asked by she saved him, Kathy says she had her reasons. As they sit in his car, he begins fondling Kathy which she oddly seems more accepting of now, When he asks "What's that perfume you're wearing?" He pulls back her skirt to find a pair of bite-marks on her thigh, where she was bitten by Lilith. Katherine replies, "It's not perfume. It's sunblock." Rafe realizes in horror she's a vampire, having been undead since her rescue. Katherine, dropping all pretense of her former self, and bites into him.
It then goes back to the Cryptkeeper, where he jokes that if Rafe and Kathy got married, she'd know "what's eating him.......She is!". He has also apparently bested the Mummy at the game and reduced him to nothing but a head. The Cryptkeeper tells him to "quit while he's "a head"" before laughing, ending the movie.
- Dennis Miller - Rafe Guttman
- Erika Eleniak - Katherine Verdoux
- Angie Everhart - Lillith
- Chris Sarandon - Reverend J.C. Current
- Corey Feldman - Caleb Verdoux
- Aubrey Morris - McCutcheon
- Phil Fondacaro - Vincent Prather
- William Sadler - The Mummy
- Juliet Reagh - Tallulah
- Eli Gabay - Miguel
- Matt Hill - Reggie
- Eric Keenleyside - Noonan
- Tobias Mehler - Boy In Bordello
- Whoopi Goldberg - Hospital Patient (uncredited)
- John Kassir - Voice of The Crypt Keeper
- Anthrax -"Bordello of Blood"
- Kerbdog - "This is Not a Love Song"
- Free - "All Right Now"
- Thin Lizzy - "Jailbreak"
- Sweet - "Ballroom Blitz"
- Red Kross - "Deuce"
- Scorpions - "Still Loving You"
- Humble Pie - "30 Days in the Hole"
- Cinderella - "Love's Got Me Doin' Time"
- The Herd - "From the Underworld"
Bordello of Blood received mostly negative reviews from critics. The film holds a 14% rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 28 reviews with the consensus stating: "Bordello of Blood is not as scary or funny as it thinks it is (or should've been), and all of Dennis Miller's lines sound like castoffs from his stand-up material".
Writing for the Washington Post, Richard Harrington assessed the film as, "Triple the length of its cable television inspiration, "Tales From the Crypt Presents Bordello of Blood" is triple the gore, triple the naked women, but not, alas, triple the fun."
Tales from the Crypt film series
This was the second of three planned movies under the HBO Tales from the Crypt banner. The first, Demon Knight, was made in 1995. A third feature, Ritual, was made in 2001, but released as a standalone film due to the box office failure of Bordello (when Ritual was released on DVD, however, it was distributed as a Tales from the Crypt film). Bordello and Ritual were not part of the original blueprint for the planned trilogy and Demon Knight was originally supposed to be set as the second film. Dead Easy (aka Fat Tuesday), a zombie movie planned as the first film, and Body Count, planned as the third installment, were the original stories to be told. The Key from Demon Knight was supposed to appear in all three films, and did appear in Bordello, but not Ritual.
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