Carlos Kaiser (footballer)

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Carlos Kaiser
Personal information
Full name Carlos Henrique Raposo
Date of birth (1963-04-02) 2 April 1963 (age 55)
Place of birth Rio Pardo, Brazil
Height 1.84 m (6 ft 0 in)
Playing position Striker
Youth career
1972 Botafogo
1973–1977 Flamengo
Senior career*
Years Team Apps (Gls)
1979 Puebla 0 (0)
1981 Botafogo 0 (0)
1983 Flamengo 0 (0)
1986–1987 Gazélec Ajaccio 0 (0)
1988 Bangu 0 (0)
1988 Fluminense 0 (0)
1989 Vasco da Gama 0 (0)
1989 El Paso Sixshooters 0 (0)
1990 América (RJ) 0 (0)
1992 Guarany Futebol Clube 0 (0)
Total 0 (0)
* Senior club appearances and goals counted for the domestic league only

Carlos Henrique Raposo (born 2 April 1963), commonly known as Carlos Kaiser, is a Brazilian former footballer who played as a striker, better known as being a "farce footballer".[1] He was selected to play with many teams in his decade-long career, but never actually played a regulation game and hid his limited ability with phony injuries, frequent team changes and other ruses.

Career[edit]

Early career[edit]

Nicknamed "Kaiser" due to resemblance to Franz Beckenbauer when he was young, Carlos Kaiser started his youth career at Botafogo, then moving to Flamengo. In 1979, he impressed the scouts of Puebla during a training session and was signed by the Mexican club, although he was released months after without playing a single match.[2]

Farce footballer[edit]

He later returned to Brazil and started a career as a farce footballer since he "wanted to be a footballer, but did not want to play football", becoming friends of many footballers such as Carlos Alberto Torres, Ricardo Rocha and Renato Gaúcho so that he would have a big network to be recommended whenever he needed to transfer to a new club. With a physical shape similar to professional footballers, but lacking skills, his fraud consisted of signing a short contract and stating that he was lacking match fitness so that he would spend the first weeks only with physical training where he could shine. When he had to train with other players, he would feign a hamstring injury; the technology at the time made it difficult to detect the fraud. He had a dentist who claimed he had focal infection whenever any club wanted to go further. By following these steps, he managed to stay a few months at the various clubs just training and without ever being exposed as a fraud.[1]

Another part of the farce was to befriend journalists so that they would write fake news about him. In one newspaper article, it was reported that he had such a great time at Puebla that he was even invited to become a Mexican citizen to play for the national team.[1] He also used toy mobile phones, expensive and uncommon at the time, to create fake conversations in foreign languages or reject non-existent transfer offers to create an image of himself as a valuable player.[3]

Club career[edit]

Upon returning to Brazil, Kaiser went back to Botafogo, starting his farce career. While applying his fake injury scam, he also made use of the toy mobile phone scam by pretending to speak English to buy himself more time at the club, but was later discovered by a club doctor who was fluent in English.[4] He later rejoined Flamengo and stayed a few months with the same injury scam.[4]

Amongst his scams, he claimed that he played in Argentina at Talleres de Córdoba and Independiente, being brought by a man named "Alejandro", who was a friend of Jorge Burruchaga and claiming that he was part of the squad that won both the 1984 Copa Libertadores and the 1984 Intercontinental Cup by portraying himself as Carlos Enrique, an Argentinian player who was really part of the squad.[2]

In 1986, he moved to Europe and joined French Division 2 club Gazélec Ajaccio where a friend was playing. At his presentation, the club arranged a training session with the fans and, afraid of being caught, he shot all the balls to the crowd while kissing the club's badge.[3] He barely played at the club and returned to Brazil the following year,[5] although his friendship with journalists later earned him an article where he was depicted as a top goalscorer at Gazélec Ajaccio where he had played for eight seasons.[2]

Returning to Brazil, he joined Bangu, where he again used his fake injury scam. However, Castor de Andrade, the club's major sponsor and patron, became tired of seeing Kaiser just training. Castor told the coach to play Kaiser, as his team was losing by 2–0. When Kaiser was sent to warm up, he saw a group of supporters giving the stick to the players and started to fight them, so that he was sent off. After the match, Kaiser lied to the patron that the supporters called him a thief. Kaiser was forgiven and earned a six-month extension.[2]

Kaiser also had a spell at Fluminense where, together with his injury scam, he again used a toy mobile phone to pretend to reject offers from other clubs, stating that he was happy at the club, but was caught by an assistant.[3] He later joined Vasco da Gama, where he was signed to help a teammate to overcome an alcohol problem[2] as he did not drink[6] and had a reputation of being a good person.

Film[edit]

In November 2015 Carlos Kaiser signed an exclusive agreement with a UK production company, Nods & Volleys Entertainment Limited, which was specifically incorporated to tell his story on all media formats. Interview filming on a cinematic release was completed in December 2016.[citation needed]

Kaiser! The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football had its world premiere at Tribeca Film Festival on April 21, 2018. The film features contributions from Carlos Alberto Torres, Zico, Renato Gaucho, Bebeto, Junior and Ricardo Rocha.[7]

Book[edit]

The book Kaiser: The Greatest Footballer Never to Have Played Football, by the journalist Rob Smyth, was published in 2018.[8][9]

References[edit]

  1. ^ a b c "A história de Carlos Henrique Kaiser, o Forrest Gump do futebol brasileiro".
  2. ^ a b c d e "Briga com torcedor, bolas na galera, celular falso... as aventuras de Kaiser".
  3. ^ a b c "Carlos "Kaiser": bolas fora, lesões agendadas, telemóveis falsos - Maisfutebol.iol.pt".
  4. ^ a b http://www.leftways.com/2014/11/carlos-henrique-kaiser-footballs-greatest-fraud/
  5. ^ "Carlos "Kaiser", la leggenda del calciatore che non ha mai giocato una partita". Il Fatto Quotidiano. 29 October 2014.
  6. ^ "Carlos "Kaiser": a história de um farsante no futebol - Maisfutebol.iol.pt".
  7. ^ https://www.tribecafilm.com/filmguide/kaiser-the-greatest-footballer-never-to-play-football-2018
  8. ^ Smyth, Rob (26 April 2017). "The forgotten story of ... Carlos Kaiser, football's greatest conman". The Guardian. Retrieved 29 May 2017.
  9. ^ "Reviews - The Possible World; Kaiser! The Greatest Footballer Never to Play Football; Forest Dark – review". The Guardian. 5 August 2018. Retrieved 28 September 2018.