Dip in the Pool
On a cruise ship, there is a betting pool each day wherein guests try to correctly guess the amount of miles the ship will travel that day, within ten miles above or below the captain's own guess. Guests can also choose "low field" or "high field", those being any amount more than ten above or ten below. The count of miles for each day ends at noon.
On one particularly stormy day, a guest named Mr William Botibol bids two hundred pounds on "low field", hoping the storms will significantly slow down the ship. He is gambling largely with money he doesn't have (it represents years of his and his wife's savings), but he views it as worth the risk.
The next morning, he wakes up to find that the sky is clear and the ship is moving very fast to make up for lost time. Distraught, he decides that to slow down the ship, he will jump off into the water, dressed as if for tennis so he can easily swim. This way, the ship will have to stop and turn around to rescue him.
Seeking out potential eyewitnesses, Botibol ventures to the rear of the ship where he encounters a single, rather large elderly woman. Striking up casual conversation with her, talking about the gambling and other things (in order to ensure that she notices him and is really willing to help, and therefore, will raise alarm when he falls into the water), he then surreptitiously leaps off the end of the ship. Yelling, "Help, Help!", as he plunges into the water beneath him, he captures the woman' attention. Initially she seems unsure about how to react, but she eventually relaxes and watches as the bobbing head of Botibol, arms waving madly and shouting something she does not hear, disappears into the distance.
A thin, commanding, matronly woman arrives on the same deck some time later and reprimands the larger woman. The bony woman states that she has been looking for the larger woman for quite a while and scolds her for wandering off. The larger woman doesn't reply directly but instead remarks offhandedly about a man who "dived overboard...with all his clothes on", a comment that earns a stern, "Nonsense!", from the thin lady. The last scene is that of the elderly woman "allowing herself to be led away across the deck" and offhandedly saying, "Such a nice man. He waved to me".
The story was later adapted to television by Alfred Hitchcock, for his anthology program Alfred Hitchcock Presents; the Daily Telegraph called the adaptation "another wickedly gleeful Dahl tale of death and fatuity".
- DVDs of the week: Alfred Hitchcock Presents - Season 3, Rescue Dawn and more, by Philip Horne, at the Daily Telegraph, published 12 April 2008; retrieved 18 May 2014
- Dahl, Roald. "Dip in the Pool" (PDF). Global Village School.