Ernest T. Bass

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Ernest T. Bass
The Andy Griffith Show character
First appearance
  • "Mountain Wedding"
  • The Andy Griffith Show
  • April 29, 1963 (1963-04-29)
Last appearance
Portrayed byHoward Morris
In-universe information
Occupationtroublemaker, hillbilly
Significant others
  • Charlene Darling (disputed)
  • Ramona Ankrum

Ernest T. Bass is a fictional character on the American TV sitcom The Andy Griffith Show. He was played by Howard Morris.[1]

As with many of the show's characters, Morris had worked previously with other members of the cast and crew. He had worked with Aaron Ruben and Everett Greenbaum on Caesar's Hour.[2]: 18-19 

Character overview[edit]

Ernest T. Bass is a loud wild rowdy hillbilly with a scruffy unkempt appearance, a maniacal laugh, and a penchant for troublemaking. He nearly always behaves in an immature childish manner and is often rude and belligerent. His appearance within the otherwise sedate town of Mayberry is a sign that trouble will soon be coming for Sheriff Taylor and Deputy Barney Fife. Once in a while, he appears in town with his trademark greeting, "Howdy-do to you and you. It's me, it's me, it's Ernest T.!"[3]: 105 

Ernest frequently vandalizes people's property by hurling rocks through glass windows - an act which he himself takes a great deal of personal pride in, calling himself "the best rock thrower in the county."[3]: 104  He is notoriously importunate with the women he desires, and regularly uses this tactic to get their attention. He also tries to impress people by informing them that he is saving up for a gold tooth. He once boasted that he had lifted a mule onto his shoulders and "tote' her five miles to the doctor," an impressive feat of strength (if true). When threatened with the law, he is adept at eluding Sheriff Taylor and Deputy Fife, taunting them with his famous catchphrase, "You ain't seen the las' of Ernest T. Bass!"[3]: 105  His general behavior is summed up succinctly (and repeatedly) by Barney: "He's a nut!"[3]: 104 

Despite his checkered past and his generally rude ways, Andy more than once takes Ernest under his wing and tries to educate him in the ways of the world. One time, Andy tries to turn Ernest into a presentable gentleman. He takes him to Mrs. Wiley's party and tries to pass him off as his cousin, Mr. Gossage.[3]: 104  This episode is a comedic parody of My Fair Lady.

Ernest T. Bass first appears near the end of the third season in the episode "Mountain Wedding". He has his mind set on marrying Briscoe Darling's daughter Charlene, despite the fact that she is already married to Dud Wash. He says the wedding was not legitimate because there was no preacher, so he still has a chance.[4]: 180  He breaks the Darlings' window in the middle of the night, and then attempts to serenade Charlene by performing a sort of spoken-word song called "Old Aunt Mariah," accompanied by drumming a gas can, which he "tuned" by tightening and loosening the cap. The family then decides to conduct a faked wedding, to which Ernest T. reacts by devising a nefarious plan to steal the bride, only to discover that it was Barney in disguise.[5]

In Episode #133, "The Education of Ernest T. Bass", he tries to impress his love interest Ramona (whom he always calls "Romena") by getting an education. It is revealed that he cannot read or write, except for a few posted signs around town and in the hills. (This is somewhat contradictory to earlier episodes, in which he often throws rocks with written notes attached.) Ernest attends Helen Crump's elementary school class, where he quickly becomes an obnoxious nuisance. After she smacks him with a ruler for being disruptive, Ernest begins to bond with Miss Crump, calling her his "mother figure," in his signature drawl.[3]: 105  Fed up, Helen decides (on Andy's advice) to graduate Ernest, despite the fact that he didn't complete his education. She gives him his "diploma," which is simply a certificate stating that he knows some arithmetic, can read and write some words, and knows the boundaries of the United States. In a touching ceremony, she announces that Ernest T. Bass has received his diploma for "learning".[3]: 105 

Ernest T. Bass' final appearance was in Episode #162, "Malcolm at the Crossroads." He is fired as a crossing guard in favor of Malcolm Merriweather, played by Bernard Fox. When Bass first saw Malcolm on the job, he said, "Looks like a octopus!"[6]

Despite appearing in only five episodes during the series' entire run, Ernest T. Bass is one of The Andy Griffith Show's best remembered characters, and remains a fan favorite. Morris, along with Griffith, Knotts, and many other cast members reprised his role in the 1986 TV movie Return to Mayberry.

References[edit]

  1. ^ Robinson, Dale; Fernandes, David (2014). The Definitive Andy Griffith Show Reference. Jefferson, North Carolina: McFarland & Company. ISBN 0-7864-2068-5. Retrieved May 24, 2021.
  2. ^ Story, David (1993). America on the Rerun: TV Shows that Never Die. Carol Publishing Group. ISBN 0-8065-1410-8. Retrieved November 9, 2021.
  3. ^ a b c d e f g Beck, Ken; Clark, Jim (1985). The Andy Griffith Show Book - From Miracle Salve to Kerosene Cucumbers: the Complete Guide to One of Television's Best-loved Shows. New York: St. Martin's Press. ISBN 0-312-03654-X. Retrieved May 24, 2021.
  4. ^ Brower, Neal (1998). Mayberry 101: Behind the Scenes of a TV Classic. John Blair Publisher. ISBN 0-8958-7218-8. Retrieved November 9, 2021.
  5. ^ "Mountain Wedding". The Andy Griffith Show. Season 3. Episode 31. April 29, 1963. CBS.
  6. ^ "Malcolm at the Crossroads". The Andy Griffith Show. Season 6. Episode 3. September 27, 1966. CBS.

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