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|Publisher||Devil's Due Publishing |
|First appearance||Evil Ernie #1 (Eternity Comics) (December 1991)|
|Created by||Brian Pulido|
|Alter ego||Ernest Fairchild|
|Team affiliations||Smiley the Psychotic Button|
|Notable aliases||The Evil One|
Herald of Megadeath
Lady Death's Lover
Near-limitless regenerative ability,
Ability to animate and control dead bodies,
Manipulation of Arcane Energy,
Future Art Illustration,
Evil Ernie, an undead psychotic killer, is a fictional comic-book character created by writer Brian Pulido and artist Steven Hughes in 1991 and originally published by Eternity Comics, then the imprint shifted hands in 1993 to Chaos! Comics and then Devil's Due Publishing in 2005. Evil Ernie is currently published by Dynamite Entertainment in their purchasing of the Chaos! Comics imprint.
Ernest Fairchild is the root or core of Evil Ernie. Ernest Fairchild was a young boy who possessed the supernatural power to sketch scenes which would later come to pass, for instance he drew him and his family together with a little brother of his and several months later his mom became pregnant with their second son. Ernie originally had an enjoyable life; but, when his father became the town pariah because his superiors at the local lumber yard forced him to lay off many workers, things started to turn sour. Mr. Fairchild began to drink heavily and killed Ernest's pet rat, Smiley, in an inebriated fit of anger. This enraged Ernest and led to him drawing a picture of a car crashing into a tree. It just so happened that his mother was driving over to a local bar to pick up her husband while he was drawing this and ended up crashing into a tree just like in Ernest's sketch. In addition to suffering numerous injuries, she had a miscarriage of the fetus she was carrying, which caused her to slip into an abusive psychosis matching her husband's.
As his parents abused him, Ernest's powers developed further to where he could hear the thoughts of those around him and he discovered that many of his neighbors knew that he was being battered by his parents, but did nothing to help him. Either they had lost their jobs at the lumber yard and were too bitter to care or they still had their jobs, but were too afraid of losing them if they confronted his father.
Ernest's parents sought to "cure" him of his abilities and brought him to Dr. Leonard Price, who had been working on a device dubbed the Dream Probe. Price, not knowing about the abuse Ernest was suffering, submitted him to his device, which sent him to the Endless Graveyard, where he met Lady Death. There, she offered to give him the love he so desperately desired if he killed everything on Earth. Once the treatment was over, Ernest pretended to be cured and went home with his parents, only to murder them the next morning along with thirty-five others before he was shot by Doctor Price, who had come to check in on him.
After this time he was incarcerated in a mental asylum, under the observation of Doctor Price, who blamed himself for Ernest's murder spree and vowed to make sure it never happened again. Doctor Price lost hope for Fairchild early on, but then a young female doctor named Mary Young invented a process of altering one's mind known as Neurotech. Despite Price's protests, Ernest was submitted to the Neurotech device. During the treatment, Lady Death used her telepathic link with him to cause the machine to explode, killing Ernest. When a nurse placed a smiley face pin intended to be a gift upon his release next to his corpse, Lady Death used it as a conduit for her arcane energy, transforming Ernest into the powerful, undead monster that would be known as Evil Ernie.
'Evil' Ernie Fairchild
Evil Ernie hereafter, along with his partner 'Smiley' (a psychotic smiley badge, which was once his pet rat) set about to cause 'Megadeath', which involved setting all of the USA's nuclear weapons on the rest of the world, so the rest of the world fires on itself. Ernie sets to accomplish this by creating an army of zombies known as 'Dead onez'. Various adventures ensue, including a trip back to his past to confront his parents about their ill treatment of him, and a trip to hell to rebuke Pagan (the court jester of hell) for having Lady Death cast out into the void by Satan.
The culmination of Ernie's efforts amount to him causing Megadeath by causing the rest of the world to fire on itself with nuclear warheads from various countries. Evil Ernie ends his life in a duel with Dr. Price, and in the last moment before the missiles hit, Ernie overpowers Price and turns him into a Dead One, exclaiming: Do you see it now? To which Price replies I see it, it's beau-. The final scene is one of a mushroom cloud behind the survivors, in the form of Ernie's face and maniacal grin.
Hack/Slash, Santa Fe
After his death in his own world, Ernie would be reborn in the universe of Tim Seeley's HACK/Slash (in which no equivalent of him appears to exist). Discovering that Lady Death does not exist in this world, a depressed Ernie takes up residence in the Fairchild Sawmill in New Jersey and begins killing strippers and changing them into Dead Onez. Ernie would eventually encounter slasher slayer Cassie Hack and her partner Vlad and in the ensuing battle read Cassie's mind and fell in love with her, believing them to be two sides of the same coin. After Cassie is saved from him by Vlad, Ernie, wanting to impress Cassie, decides to purge the world of killers and breaks into the Clearview Mental Institution, planning to start his mission there. During his killing spree, Ernie is confronted by Cassie and Vlad and, while fighting the latter, is attacked by a recently arrived police officer. Killing the officer, Ernie discovers Cassie had accidentally been shot and, after she dies, Ernie sacrifices himself to revive her, causing him to die and be reborn elsewhere.
After the Hack/Slash crossover, the newly renewed license gained a new lease on life in the 4 issue mini-series Evil Ernie in Santa Fe. Written by Alan Grant and penciled by Tommy Castillo it featured Ernie in Santa Fe contemplating matters of fate after killing Norman Lowell, a lawyer who led Ernie against a Satanic cult performing rituals with connections to FastWay, a fast food franchise, while planning to sacrifice a child to demon Zabudel who granted wealth to their leader. All the while Ernie is chased by Dr. Price's daughter Layna who wants revenge partnered with detective Rig Dannon who's willing to catch Ernie for the million dollar reward.
Throughout the series, Ernie's companion is Smiley, a wise-cracking smiley face button usually attached to the lapel of his jacket. Smiley serves as the conduit for the arcane energy that gives Ernie his powers, as well as the comic relief of the series. Smiley claims to be Ernie's super-ego and is sometimes at odds with his friend's decisions, such as when Ernie resurrected his parents in order to confront them about their past. Its believed Smiley is the revived form of Ernest's pet rat whom his father killed in a rage, for the most part however, his personality is more easy-going and comical than Ernie's.
Chaos! Dynamite Revamp
Smiley resumes the role of Ernest Fairchild; revived as Evil Ernie's lecherously volatile companion. Now taking on a much more active role in all the mayhem caused by his better half. While still supplying and charging his host with energy arcane supplied to him, Smiley himself is a powerful possessing entity who can freely move about and physically assail anyone through his more opposable mandibles. He can even overshadow people by latching onto them and manipulate their actions like a puppeteer working his abilities both on the living and the dead. Unlike previous continuity however Smiley was once a struggling family restaurant owner turned successful business tycoon named Richard Smiley, who was secretly a satanist working for the devil and representative Chaos Lord; Lucifer. Who condemned his soul to be forever bound to his symbolism of power, Richards smiley faced buttons, when the former became a threat to the king of hell's seat of power.
As Ernest Fairchild, he had the ability to sketch drawings of the future. This was first demonstrated when he drew a picture of a brand new washing machine being delivered shortly before one was delivered to his parents as a prize in a raffle they had not even entered. It seems that his ability could change the future since he once drew a picture of a future younger brother walking hand in hand him, when he heard his mother tell his father she was pregnant with a boy, only to prevent his younger brother from being born when he drew his mother's car crashing into a tree. Later on, he gained the ability to listen to the thoughts of others. As Evil Ernie, he was extremely strong, practically unstoppable, thanks to the energy arcane of Lady Death powering him. He could revive anyone he killed or were killed by his minions as loyal zombie followers in his army of undead. When resurrected in Washington D.C., he became even more powerful. He could now resurrect the corpses of anyone nearby, whether he had killed them or not, and could manipulate arcane energy into powerful blasts to destroy his enemies, though he rarely used this ability since he preferred to be more "hands on" when it came to killing. If Ernest were to ever die he can be resurrected through another person when his Smiley button jabs them on his pin, but only once upon the host individual's death as Evil can only control the Dead not the Living.
He retained his telepathic abilities only to a small degree as they now worked specifically on the dead and few things related to the dead, which allowed him to speak to and see Lady Death after murdering someone or using astral projection to visit Hell or the Endless Graveyard while he slept. There's room for speculation on this however; as Purgatori once delved into his mind to find answers to a means of defeating his patron saint and lover, Lady Death. She found the nightmarish images within his psyche were not figments of his imagining but were in fact materialized ghouls which threatened to devour her implicating he had some kind of power to will whatever he wished into reality. Later still when Evil was separated from a still living Ernest Fairchilde as a jungian archetype fission effect after having discovered the truth from the reanimated remains of his parents while returning home, Ernie regained his ability to read the minds of the living when resuscitated from the painful separation of his better half. Openly peering into the minds of three living youths who resurrected him in order to learn their life stories. The source of Evil Ernie's power comes from the arcane energy channeled into him by Lady Death through his button, Smiley. If Ernie is separated from Smiley too long, he begins to lose his power becoming much weaker over time he will, eventually, revert to a corpse and die again leaving Smiley an inanimate badge as well.
In the revamp of the Evil mythos, Ernest's powers remain much the same but a tad more refined. Still boasting the strength, toughness, recuperation, necromancy and arcane energy manipulation abilities retained as previous only using it to a much more mystical effect than just as a blunt instrument; if he wishes Ernie can resume his initial living form before he was executed and can physically substitute removed limbs to replace any extremities he may've lost. He's much more liberal in the destructive/concussive effects of his energies using it for hand blasts, releasing it in AoE explosions, etc. On the physical side he can withhold it to increase his physical melee as energy enhanced strikes and can also remotely control any parts of his body to act on his behalf, he also has the innate psychic ability to peer into a persons moral alignment just as soon as he would look at them. In his eyes people appear to Ernie as differently as individual snowflakes; the corrupt appearing hellish and demonic with the particular sins they committed tattooed to their face or forehead, while the innocent retain a human appearance brandishing a smiley button like he does with a ray of light looming over them. it's also suggested that he is, on top of being human, a being of both angelic and demonic descent by another chaos lord; Mistress Hel.
In October 2012, Dynamite Comics rebooted Evil Ernie. It was 6 issues; written by Jesse Blaze Snider and drawn by Jason Craig. Then two years later in October 2014 Dynamite Comics released volume 2; which was 6 issues; written by Tim Seeley & Steve Seeley and drawn by Rafael Lanhellas.
Origin of Evil
In the newest serialization, Ernest Fairchild was a child born from tragedy. The soon to be youngest son in a family of four as his mother went into labor a malicious entity possessed his father while they were driving her to the hospital killing everybody from his mother, father to older brother in a hideous car accident; the being later revealed to be Ernest's future compatriot Smiley. He would later be adopted to an abusive parental figure by the name of Bufford King, who would regularly accost him while his callous girlfriend, Eunice; never bothered to help him. For many years this was the make of Ernie's horrid life usually ending with him praying to God and Jesus every night; first for salvation of his new caretakers, then deliverance from their unsympathetic brutality, next to punishing them for the rot in their souls until finally he found a new patron to prey to seeing as neither were listening.
During his stay in the prison and before he became an inmate Ernest had the peculiar tendency of seeing the innermost aspects of a persons core being. He could see the morality of an another's character often viewing both the good and evil people around him in a different light. 5 years prior Fairchild had made a bargain with one of the many chaos lords in charge of running the darkside of the universe; Satan. In exchange for the power to purge the world of sinners he would sacrifice a good number of condemned souls. He poisoned the towns water supply with arsenic in a ritualistic killing, intoxicating them all moments before he would run over the then imprisoned Bufford's girlfriend with her own truck, unintentional but his first step to being remade. Making his way to the 'Widmark Maximum Security Prison' to see his cruel foster father, his final sacrifice. Upon meeting he proceeded to attack King with a shard of glass permanently disfiguring him.
Cut a couple of years to the future Ernie is now a death row prison inmate at the same penitentiary awaiting his execution via electric chair for his murderous acts dubbed by the local media as The Lucrecia Massacre of 2006. Crowds of people attending ranged from news castors to protesters, fanatics and civil rights activists participated in the festivities baring witness the event. All coming in accordance to this execution, with the dead man requesting he go out with his trademark leather jacket and infamous smiley faced button as a last request. Attending witnesses to his final moments are his grizzled father figure sporting glasgow grin who was let in by the corrupt pedophiliac prison warden named Straw; who sat by drawing a sadistic glee while Ernie was regularly tormented by the other death row inmates. As well as his only friends in the joint, the kindly Doctor Thana Thomas and an empathetic pastor named Chaplain who he bonded with during his imprisonment. On the night of execution however, Ernest was reanimated by some kind of esoteric storm of sickly green magical energy which entered his cadaver bursting forth from his bowls. It burned his facial features into a gnarled lipless smile while his ordinarily inert yellow button suddenly sprang to life sporting a scowling facial expression and wicked toothy grin. Thus the jailbird turned deadman had been revived as the devils soul harbinger "Evil Ernie".
Seeking to finish off the ritual and his vendetta towards his estranged foster parent. Evil Ernie escaped the execution chamber and led a homicidal tirade against both the prisoners and the facility staff along with any other unfortunate sinner who happened to catch his vengeful eye. Experimenting with his newfound powers he tares through the penal area either slaughtering sinners in his eyes with unusually grizzly and vulgar flare while also sparing the few good individuals he came upon along the way, he would soon find however that reckless expenditure of his Arcane Energy which animates his corpse weakens him due to his having yet to complete his end of the devil deal. Due to this weakness he's eventually subdued and hideously maimed by his guardian leading the other inmates, but Smiley tricks Bufford into a new deal which costs him his right arm causing him to flee with the innocent doctor in tow.
Meanwhile, outside the prisons borders a U.S. senator catches glimpses of Ernie's rampage at the prison after concluding business with a prostitute, utterly horrified by this turn of events he orders a gathering of military powers at the pentagon. Then moves to the white house speaking with the president of the United States convincing him that the threat the now demonic revenant posed required the nuclear option. Back at the prison Ernest is beset twice by Uriel the archangel of destiny to try and dissuade him from his murderous recourse, every time however they were dispatched either by Smiley who was hot-wiring a nearby corpse due to his allegiances to hell and not wanting Ernie to know the truth, and again by Bufford who had attached a severed arm of Fairchild's to himself gaining a portion of his undead son's demonic powers. After having been made vulnerable by Smiley getting damaged by a stray bullet Ernie is soon killed by bufford as he loses his connection to the Arcane Energy while trying to defend the host of innocent prisoners possessed by Uriel's followers, but Ernest is again resurrected with even greater power than before by an unknown force and follows up by reanimating an army of dead prisoners and bystanders who were at the prison to face his now demonized foster father. Still losing the fight against him as the evil power worked better than the kinder zombie kid, Evil managed to pull a hailmary by taking control of the arm Bufford severed making him rip out and eat his own heart.
Having managed to save Thana, Ernie is caught unawares when a nuke is dropped over the prison the two are currently occupying. unbeknownst to him the president had been possessed by Uriel who greenlit the bombing through his proxy. Ernest is soon revived by Smiley but his only friend is incinerated in the blast, cursing god just as everything was over; Ernie resigns to his fate as the devil's bounty hunter as he picks up Bufford's hat for himself and sets out to parts unknown.
Chaos! Highway to Hell
While out on a job acting as Satan's hitman in the Dakotas. Ernie had a premonition about a dark enchantress whom he'd often have visions of whenever he slept or was awake killing other sinners, ignoring Smiley's pleas of worry Ernest set about finding people affiliated with murder so he could discover the secrets to these odd visions of his. Soon making his way to a highway near Kansas State, his newest mark; Ethan Mueller who was a wanted murderer was shot dead before he could receive any insight from his mystery woman. Sensing whoever he's searching for is somehow linked in someway with death Ernie sets his sights on finding people who broadcast an insensibly high body count.
Every step of the way he's either met with or pursued by various forces seeking to impede his progress, such as Chastity Marks and Morgan Gallows; along with his Chosen. In the meantime Fairchild headed into the titular city in order to greet and make deceased, the man who put Widmark Penitentiary on the map. Disguised as a pizza delivery boy, Ernest would make his presence known to Lt. Brandon Green while getting into an altercation with his manipulative advisor; Senator Cruise. After finally having whacked his repentant nuke carrier Ernie gains the full picture of who it is that's been guiding him, it's none other Mistress Hel, Nordic Goddess of death and asgardian underworld. She convinces the evil one that his employer had been cheating him the entire time; having used Ernie's vigilante crusade against sinners in his own favor in order to swell his ranks in hell and will eventually claim Ernie as his ultimate General. Hel convinces him to lead the initiation of Ragnarok by bringing about a mass exodus of dead souls; basically compelling him to incite Megadeath, in doing so both he and she will make a paradise after conflict at the end of days destroying everything.
After Letting loose a huge blast of his arcane energy, Ernie levels the housing area where the press had gathered to meet the good lieutenant eviscerating everybody. As Mistress Hel makes her preparations through her ward Serendipity, Ernest leaves his former partner Smiley before getting into a fight with Chastity who gets quickly gets the upper hand in their conflict. Until Evil conjures up some of his Dead Onez to restrain her where he deals a critical blow with her own silver sword, as the nubile vampiress makes her escape Ernest quickly catches up to her in a semi-abandoned alley.
He ends up overhearing her feelings of lingering regrets about how Chastity's love for someone put him in the cross-hairs of Sakaara when her oldest enemy put out a contract on her. Seeing her depth of character reflect through action and persona Ernie offers her a chance to side with him against her current handler. She complies as the two devise a cleaver means of royally punking the whore of Satan, Ernie using his Arcane Energy to hotwire the mind of one of Purgatori's renfield's piloting the transport with which Chastity took to catch up with Evil Ernie right into her Las Vegas penthouse. Making their way to the Clearview Mental Institution in St. Louise, Missouri; Ernie and Chastity wade through an enclave of the morbidly self-destructive gathered in front of the psychiatric clinic by Hel's influence.
There he and his new partner meet up with Serendipity and Dr. Leonard Price moments before Ernie hooks himself into the professors dream probe machine which instead of curbing fatalistic depression tendencies, aggravates them into full on suicidal urges. Using this device to amplify his natural psionic abilities The Evil One projects his telepathy across the globe drudging up peoples most horrible characteristics and showing it to them. Sending all of the people both innocent and guilty into a mélange binge sparking a wholesale self-murder in every corner around cities, countries, the globe etc. As The Chosen aligned with the blood mother make their way into the fray, all the dead suicidal rise from their rest to engage them. Bit by bit as people from the world over start offing themselves one after the other, Ernie begins to burn himself out as the overexpendature of his energies without Smiley to sustain and refuel him, steadily being reduced to an inanimate corpse because of this. Ernest is met by the women who'ed orchestrated the events of Armageddon whose using the body of Sara as a vessel to commune with her champion and consort. Her attentions are otherwise preoccupied by the arrival of another asier. While Hel is distracted by Purgatori, Vex revealed as Niorun; Nuit Goddess of the Night, moves to soothes Evil Ernies psi induced rampage by feeding him loving happy memories of what he truly desired.
Only to be interrupted by Purgatori as she moves to use the device in order to conquer the world. Chastity takes Smiley and tosses him up to the window where Ernie and Purgatori sit just as she uses the probe to broadcast her own psychic mojo the world over and enthralls everyone, after the demon button re-energizes Ernie the latter uses his energy to call down a massive blast which obliterates both him and Purgatori along with the entire building complex sending them both back to hell in a blaze. In the aftermath all that can be seen left of him is the now inert Smiley picked up by a hazmat team studying the ruined site of his climactic battle.
Evil Ernie: 1-5 (1991)
Evil Ernie: Youth Gone Wild # 1-5 (1996)
Evil Ernie: Resurrection # 1-4 (1993)
Evil Ernie: #0 (1993)
Evil Ernie: Revenge # 1-4 (1994)
Evil Ernie Vs. Superheroes (1995)
Evil Ernie: Straight to Hell Prologue (published by wizard) (1995)
Evil Ernie: Straight to Hell #1-5 (1995-1996)
Evil Ernie: # 1/2 (published by wizard) (1997)
Evil Ernie Vs. Movie Monster (1997)
Evil Ernie: Destroyer #1-9 (1997-1998)
Evil Ernie: # 1-4 (1998)
Evil Ernie Vs. Superheroes II (1998)
Evil Ernie: Monthly #1-10 (1998-1999)
Evil Ernie: Depraved # 1-3 (1999)
Evil Ernie: War of the Dead # 1-3 (1999)
Armageddon (preview) (1999)
Armageddon #1-4 (1999-2000)
Evil Ernie: Pieces of Me #1 (2000)
Evil Ernie: The Return #1 (2001)
The Untold tales of Evil Ernie: Relentless (2002)
Evil Ernie: In Santa Fe #1-4 (2005)
Hack/Slash: The Final Revenge of Evil Ernie (2005)
Evil Ernie: Origin of Evil 1-6 (2012)
Li'l Ernie (2013)
Chaos! 1-6 (2014)
Chaos! Holiday Special #1 (2014)
Evil Ernie: Suicide King 1-6 (2014-2015)
Chaos! Smiley the Psychotic Button (2015)
Alice Cooper Vs. Chaos! 1-6 (2016)
Evil Ernie: Godeater 1-5 (2016)