George Wallace (comedian)

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George Wallace
Born July 21, 1947
Atlanta, Georgia
United States
Nationality American
Years active 1977–present
Parent(s) Mary Lou and George Wallace, Sr.
Relative(s) Steve Wallace (nephew)

George Wallace is an American comedian and actor. He is best known as "The New Mr. Vegas"[1] and for his catchphrase, "I be thinkin'."


Early life and education[edit]

He was born in Atlanta, Georgia, to Mary Lou and George Wallace, Sr. Wallace was educated at Lynwood Park Elementary School and Lynwood Park High School.

His mother died when he was sixteen, prompting him to move to Ohio where he found a job with Firestone Tire. As part of the company's tuition reimbursement program, Wallace enrolled in the University of Akron, in Akron, Ohio, where he studied transportation, marketing and advertising.

Upon graduation, Wallace moved to New York City in pursuit of his childhood dream of being a comedian. At first, success in comedy proved elusive and Wallace worked as a salesman for an advertising agency to pay the bills.


Wallace's break came when one of his clients opened a comedy club. The club owner was amused by Wallace's natural humor and friendly demeanor and offered him the chance to perform stand-up comedy. In 1977, Wallace walked on stage for the first time, wearing a preacher's robe and calling himself The Right Reverend Dr. George Wallace. His routine was completely improvised, yet it included the same imagery and delivery of the spiritual leaders who had influenced him as a child. Wallace was a hit.

He stayed in New York City for several years, perfecting his craft and living with friend and fellow comedian Jerry Seinfeld.[2]

In 1978, Wallace moved to the West Coast, where he quickly became recognized as a talented young comedian. After one of his performances, producers from The Redd Foxx Show asked him to write for the popular series.[clarification needed]

However, after only one year of writing, Wallace returned to the stage. He became a regular at The Comedy Store in West Hollywood, California, which also featured artists including Richard Pryor, Rodney Dangerfield, Roseanne Barr, Jay Leno and Robin Williams. Wallace also took his comedy show on the road, opening for George Benson, Diana Ross, Donna Summer and Smokey Robinson, among others.

Wallace, who was named the Best Male Standup Comedian during the 1995 American Comedy Awards, says that his routines are inspired by everyday moments of life. His unique brand of social commentary proved popular with radio audiences as well. Wallace was a regular on the Tom Joyner Morning Show before joining the Isaac Hayes on a popular radio program on the former WRKS radio station in New York City. He also starred in his own HBO special and has appeared on many television shows, including The Tonight Show, The Oprah Winfrey Show and Late Night with David Letterman.

Among his more memorable jokes was the suggestion that African-Americans should not have to pay Social Security because their average lifespan was only 65 anyway. His best-known bit is "People Say Stupid Things," in which he points out the folly of many popularly used phrases. For example, in response to the term "untimely death," he asks "When is a GOOD time to die?" He follows this question with, "I wanna hear something on the news like, "Senator Jesse Helms died today, and it's about doggone time!!!" Wallace also pokes fun at himself for having the same name as George Wallace (1919–1998), a politician who served as Alabama Governor (1963–1967, 1971–1979 and 1983–1987) and a noted segregationist.

George Wallace ended his 10 year run at the Flamingo Las Vegas on April 26, 2014 to get back out on the road and tour around the world.

Personal life[edit]

Wallace has had political ambitions; in 2006, he considered running for mayor of the city of Las Vegas, Nevada. Wallace stated that as mayor, he would update the Las Vegas Strip, with an easy-to-use monorail, close the strip to vehicles, and expand the road system behind the Strip hotels.[3]

He was the best man at comedian Jerry Seinfeld's wedding.[4]

Wallace's brother, Steve Wallace, played professional football with the San Francisco 49ers and Kansas City Chiefs.[4]


George Wallace's famous catchphrase, "I love you and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.", is a registered trademark.

Wallace is number 93 on Comedy Central's list of the 100 Greatest Stand-Ups of All Time.[4]

"Allowance" Performance[edit]

On May 3, 2006, Wallace performed his most famous stand-up bit, which was a diatribe against the young generation's obsession with allowances. While Wallace often jokes about the flippancy of modern youth culture (often citing the "dumb dumbs on their smart phones") this one joke in particular resonated with his audience, and he repeats it at every show.[5] The joke varies night to night, but follows the lines, "Allowance? I'll allowance you a roof over your head! I'll allowance you three square meals a day! Get your mess right!" It is largely considered to be the joke that has defined his career ever since.


Wallace has had supporting roles in a number of films, including the Coen Brothers film The Ladykillers (2004, as Sheriff Wyner). Wallace also appeared in Batman Forever (1995) as the Mayor of Gotham City.[4] Other film credits include A Rage in Harlem (1991), The Wash (2001), Punchline (1988), Things Are Tough All Over (1982) and Postcards from the Edge (1990). He also made a brief appearance in the sitcom Scrubs episode "My Long Goodbye" (2007), and in the sitcom Seinfeld episode "The Checks", where he played the doctor that was distracted by the song "Witchy Woman". His most recent role was a dealer in the 2014 film Think Like A Man Too.


  • Wallace, George; Ewen, Dan (2013). Laff It Off!. Chaite Press. ASIN B00FY0NOO0. 

See also[edit]


  1. ^ “The New Mr. Las Vegas.”. George Wallace (2014-06-20). Retrieved on 2015-08-01.
  2. ^ Walkow, Brett. "Part 1 – Interview with comedian George Wallace". Actors Reporter. Retrieved 1 March 2013. 
  3. ^ Wallace, George (23 August 2006). The Roe Conn Show. Interview with Roe Conn. WLS (AM). 
  4. ^ a b c d George Wallace at the Internet Movie Database
  5. ^ George Wallace Has His Mess Right |. (2014-08-15). Retrieved on 2015-08-01.

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