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|Fawlty Towers episode|
|Episode no.||Season 1
|Directed by||John Howard Davies|
|Written by||John Cleese & Connie Booth|
|Original air date||17 October 1975|
Basil Fawlty is having trouble with his Austin 1100 car. Despite Sybil's insistence that he take the car to a repair shop, the miserly Basil tries to fix the car himself.
Meanwhile, Fawlty Towers has a new Greek chef named Kurt who has been found for them by André, Kurt's culinary trainer and a friend of the Fawltys. Basil and Sybil are intending to host a gourmet night at the hotel. After a rude, pampered boy calls the hotel a "dump" simply because the chips weren't the shape he preferred, Basil – ever eager to attract the upper crust of clientéle in Torquay – includes a "no riff-raff" notice in his advertisement for the gourmet night. Unfortunately, only four people turn up for the occasion: Colonel and Mrs. Hall, both JPs; and Lionel Twitchen, one of Torquay's leading rotarians, along with his wife, Lotte. A party of four, the Coosters, were forced to cancel at the last minute due to one of them getting ill, to which Basil remarks "Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
Kurt has taken a liking to Manuel. As the episode unfolds it is revealed that Kurt is a homosexual alcoholic and his interest in Manuel is romantic. Manuel is not interested, so Kurt seeks solace in alcohol and ends up drunk to the point of being unable to cook, leading the remaining staff to panic as the dinner guests arrive.
Basil becomes oversensitive to Colonel Hall's introduction to the other guests. The Colonel has a nervous twitch which causes his neck and head to convulse violently. When Fawlty attempts to introduce the two couples he gets hung up on the name of "Lionel Twitchen", so as not to offend the Colonel, and is unable to introduce them, thereby causing maximum embarrassment for himself. Mr Twitchen introduces himself, revealing his surname is pronounced "Twychen". Basil also addresses the diminutive Mrs. Hall as "Mrs. Small" at one point.
Basil is horrified to find Kurt has passed out and vomited, so there is now no chef. Fortunately, André, who was aware of Kurt's alcoholism, is on hand to help. However, as André's restaurant has a restricted availability, the 'gourmet' menu ends up with only three possible dishes for Basil's guests to choose from – all consisting of various forms of duck: duck with orange, duck with cherries, or "duck surprise" (duck without oranges or cherries). When Colonel Hall asks what happens if they don't like duck, Basil responds "If you don't like duck... then you're rather stuck!"
Basil's attempts to obtain the food are complicated. The first duck is ruined when Basil accidentally drops the tray and Manuel's foot gets lodged in it, so Sybil calls André asking for another. The second attempt is hampered by Basil's car, which finally breaks down on his way back with the food; the scene ends with Basil screaming at the "vicious bastard" of a car and giving the vehicle fair warning, followed by a "damn good thrashing" with a tree branch.
The staff try to stall for time while waiting for Basil to return with the duck: Manuel plays flamenco tunes on his guitar, Polly sings "I Cain't Say No" from the musical Oklahoma!, and Sybil drunkenly recounts an anecdote about "Uncle Ted and his crate of brown ale." The guests are obviously unappreciative. Basil manages to get back to the hotel on foot and the guests are finally presented with the "duck" which they have so eagerly awaited, only to discover that, due to a mix-up in Andre's kitchen, it has turned into a Bombe Surprise when Basil removes the cloche. Basil is so surprised that he searches through the trifle with his hands to see if there is a hidden duck. When asked to explain this, Basil deadpans "Duck's off, sorry."
- John Cleese as Basil Fawlty
- Prunella Scales as Sybil Fawlty
- Andrew Sachs as Manuel
- Connie Booth as Polly Sherman
- Ballard Berkeley as Major Gowen
- Gilly Flower as Miss Abitha Tibbs
- Renee Roberts as Miss Ursula Gatsby
- Elizabeth Benson as Mrs. Heath
- Allan Cuthbertson as Colonel Hall
- Ann Way as Mrs. Hall
- Richard Caldicot as Lionel Twitchen
- Betty Huntley-Wright as Mrs. Twitchen
- André Maranne as André
- Tony Page as Ronald Heath
- Steve Plytas as Kurt
- Jeffrey Segal as Mr. Heath
- Michael Dalton as Waiter in Kitchen at Andre's Restaurant
A 1999 poll for NatWest car insurance voted the scene in this episode where Basil attacks his car with a tree branch as "most momentous motoring moment".
Elizabeth Benson, who plays Mrs. Heath, would go on to appear in the second series as Mrs. White in "The Kipper and the Corpse". She is one of three guest performers to appear in both series with the other two being;
- Terence Conoley plays Mr Wareing in "A Touch of Class" and Mr Johnstone in "Waldorf Salad".
- George Lee is a delivery man twice, Bennion in "The Builders" and Kerr in "Communication Problems".
- "Basil's road rage tops poll". BBC News. 21 October 1999. Retrieved 4 May 2010.
- Kempton, Martin. "An unreliable and wholly unofficial history of BBC Television Centre...". An incomplete history of London's television studios. Archived from the original on 20 December 2014. Retrieved 17 December 2014.
- Specsavers Fawlty Car, featuring John Cleese #shouldve
- Fawlty Towers: A Worshipper's Companion, Leo Publishing, ISBN 91-973661-8-8
- The Complete Fawlty Towers by John Cleese & Connie Booth (1988, Methuen, London) ISBN 0-413-18390-4 (the complete text)