Graham Fellows

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Graham Fellows
Graham Fellows December 2017.jpg
Fellows pictured in December 2017
Born (1959-05-22) 22 May 1959 (age 63)
Sheffield, West Riding of Yorkshire, England
MediumRadio, television
GenresObservational comedy, stand-up
WebsiteOfficial website

Graham David Fellows (born 22 May 1959 in Sheffield, West Riding of Yorkshire, England)[1][2] is an English comedy actor and musician, best known for creating the comedic character John Shuttleworth and one-hit wonder Jilted John.

Jilted John[edit]

Fellows was a drama student at Manchester Polytechnic[1] when he first came to prominence in August 1978 as the eponymous singer of the novelty record "Jilted John", a first-person narrative of a boorish, bitter teenager with a thick Essex accent whose girlfriend Julie had left him for another man named Gordon, "just 'cause he's better lookin' than me, just 'cause he's cool and trendy". The song became known for the refrain "Gordon is a moron" repeated several times.

Fellows later said: "I'd written a couple of songs and I wanted to record them. So I went into a local record shop and asked if they knew any indie or punk labels. They said there were two, Stiff in London and Rabid just down the road. So I phoned Rabid up, and they told me to send in a demo. We did the demos with the late Colin Goddard – of Walter & the Softies – on guitar, and the drummer and bass player of the Smirks. I took it along to Rabid, who loved it ... so we re-recorded it a few days later, at Pennine Studios, with John Scott playing guitar and bass and Martin Zero (aka Martin Hannett) producing."[3] The single, issued by Rabid in April 1978 (TOSH 105), featured "Going Steady" as the A-side and "Jilted John" as the B-side.[4]

"Jilted John" was first played on national radio by BBC Radio One's John Peel,[5] who apparently commented that if the single was promoted by a major record label he could see it becoming a huge hit.[6] This proved to be the case when it was picked up by EMI International. The song was introduced by Kid Jensen on Top of the Pops as "one of the most bizarre singles of the decade", and reached number 4 in the UK Singles Chart.[7]

Two follow-up singles were released the same year under the guise of "Gordon the Moron". A pseudo concept-album also produced by Hannett followed, entitled True Love Stories, charting John's love-life – and two further singles, neither of which was a hit. No other recordings followed these, making Jilted John a one-hit wonder. However, a cash-in single by Julie and Gordon called "Gordon's Not A Moron" sold moderately well, as did lapel badges bearing the legends "Gordon is a moron" and "Gordon is not a moron".

Fellows revived the Jilted John character at the 2008 Big Chill festival, along with Bernard Kelly, premiering a new song about Keira Knightley's ultra-thin figure. In December 2014 Jilted John won the 'One Hit Wonder World Cup' feature on the BBC Radio 6 Music Steve Lamacq show.[8] In late 2015 it was announced that Fellows would once again revive Jilted John for Rebellion Festival 2016 at the Winter Gardens, Blackpool.[9]

In October 2018, Jilted John embarked on a 40th-anniversary tour of the UK.[10]



  • "Going Steady"/"Jilted John" (July 1978) Rabid TOSH 105, reissued (August 1978) with A and B sides flipped EMI International (EMI 567) (UK No. 4)[11]
  • "True Love"/"I Was A Prepubescent" (January 1979) EMI International (EMI 577)
  • "The Birthday Kiss"/"Baz's Party" (April 1979) EMI International (EMI 587)



  • The Crap Stops Here: "Jilted John/Mrs. Pickering" (1980) Rabid LAST1

John Shuttleworth[edit]

John Shuttleworth at The Big Chill in 2010

In 1986 Fellows created John Shuttleworth, a middle-aged, aspiring singer-songwriter from Sheffield, South Yorkshire, with a quiet manner and slightly nerdish tendencies. His musical talents are usually expressed through his Yamaha PSS680 portable keyboard, and his repertoire includes such songs as "Pigeons in Flight"[12] – a song which Shuttleworth attempted to have selected for the Eurovision Song Contest.[13] A spoof documentary about his road to submitting a song for Eurovision, called Europigeon, featured such past Eurovision stars as Clodagh Rodgers, Lynsey de Paul, Bruce Welch, Katrina Leskanich (from Katrina and the Waves), Johnny Logan, Cheryl Baker and Brotherhood of Man.[14] He has released a number of albums and singles as John Shuttleworth.[15]

Newer characters[edit]

Two further Fellows creations followed, firstly Brian Appleton, a rock musicologist and media studies lecturer from a college of further education in the Newcastle-under-Lyme area although originally he hails from Selly Oak in Birmingham. His girlfriend Wendy is an aromatherapist, but unfortunately upon qualifying she became allergic to the essential oils she uses. He is convinced that he has been instrumental in helping many rock acts to achieve megastardom and yet received no credit for his efforts, such as being the cause for the gap in "Make Me Smile (Come Up and See Me)" by Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel, inadvertently launching the vocal career of Phil Collins at a failed audition for the lead singer of Genesis after the departure of Peter Gabriel and giving Howard Jones the idea for using a mime artist in the hit "New Song" while working opposite him at a Clingfilm factory in High Wycombe. Brian also claimed to have a significant bearing on the career of the Thompson Twins (for example he inspired the hit 'Love on Your Side' while directing Alannah Currie towards her hat which he accidentally knocked off her head) and Morrissey (who coincidentally shares the same date of birth as Graham Fellows), who Brian claims was inspired to form The Smiths after hearing Brian's own composition "My Turn to be Poorly".[16][17]

His newest character is Dave Tordoff, a builder from Goole specialising in 'laser screed' concrete flooring. He has ambitions to become a popular after dinner speaker, having seen how easy it was for Kevin Keegan. The topic he most enjoys discussing is his accumulated wealth, followed by life on his ranch-style property with wife Mandy and daughter Courtney. Hobbies earmarked for 2007 included falconry.[18]

Other work[edit]

In 1982 Fellows played Paul McCartney in Lennon by Bob Eaton at the Crucible Theatre, Sheffield, directed by Clare Venables.[19] Fellows released one more album in 1985 under his own name titled Love at the Haçienda, which was re-released in 2004 and again in 2020.[citation needed]

In 2000 he appeared as Alan Stephens, a St John Ambulanceman in two episodes of Time Gentlemen Please.[20]

Prior to creating Shuttleworth, Fellows appeared in Coronation Street as Les Charlton, a young biker chasing the affections of married Gail Platt (then Tilsley). During his fame as Jilted John, Fellows appeared on Coronation Street briefly when he met Gail, single at the time, on the street in Manchester. In 2007 he appeared in an episode of ITV's Heartbeat.[21]

He presented a programme of his favourite poetry and prose on Radio 4's With Great Pleasure in January 2007.[22]

In July 2009 he read Radio 4's Book of the Week, You're Coming With Me Lad by Mike Pannett, a Metropolitan Police officer's semi-autobiographical account of his experiences in the North Yorkshire town of Malton.[23]

A one-off UK 7" single was released in 1980 under the band name Going Red – "Some Boys"/"Tune Kevin's Strings"[24] – with a picture sleeve depicting Graham in the shower, fully clothed. The band, as credited on the single sleeve, was Graham Fellows (vocals/guitar), Mervin Cloud (guitar/vocals), Russell Giant (percussion) and Francis Charlton (bass guitar). Chris Sievey was also involved, possibly pseudonymously as one of the aforementioned names. The A-side was an uptempo new wave-style rocker, whilst the humorous B-side features fake crowd noises and predictable heavy metal riffing.

Appeared as Dr Persil in Ideal (2010) and as Eric Sykes in the BBC Four drama Hattie (2010).[21]

Appearing on BBC Radio 4's Midweek programme on 3 June 2015, Fellows said he had recently converted a disused church on the Orkney island of Rousay into an eco-friendly recording studio and artists' retreat.[25][26]

In December 2015 Fellows appeared on BBC One's Celebrity Mastermind answering questions on Donald Crowhurst, coming third.[27]

Fellows was to embark on a tour as himself in January and February 2018[28] and said he was working on an album of new material – Weird Town.[29]



  • Love at the Haçienda (1985) Wicked Frog Records: Frog 01
  • Love at the Haçienda (2004) Chic Ken: CHIC KENCD009
  • Weird Town (2018) Boss Tuneage: BTRC121, Chic Ken: CHICKENCD021[30][31]
  • Love at the Hacienda (2020) Firestation Records: FST 179

Personal life[edit]

Fellows splits his time between Louth, Lincolnshire,[2] Leicester, and Orkney with partner Miriam Holland.[32] He has three sisters, one of whom was married to television chef Ainsley Harriott.[33]

Selected TV, film and radio[edit]


  1. ^ a b "Graham Fellows tells how a bus shelter complete with sofa and TV fuelled the comedian's love of Scottish life". The Scotsman. 21 November 2008. Retrieved 4 June 2015.
  2. ^ a b Chalmers, Robert (26 October 2008). "Comedy – Graham Fellows: My icy, windswept island paradise". The Independent. London. Archived from the original on 2 March 2009. Retrieved 12 August 2011.
  3. ^ "Roger Dopson, Liner notes of CD release of True Love Stories". Archived from the original on 7 July 2015. Retrieved 4 June 2015.
  4. ^ "Jilted John – Going Steady". Retrieved 17 March 2018.
  5. ^ INFORMATION, ADD AUTHOR. "Jilted John". Retrieved 17 March 2018.
  6. ^ Duke, Robin (29 July 2019). "JILTED JOHN". THE GREAT BRITISH SONGBOOK. Retrieved 19 September 2020.
  7. ^ Roberts, David (2006). British Hit Singles & Albums (19th ed.). London: Guinness World Records Limited. p. 283. ISBN 1-904994-10-5.
  8. ^ @BBCLamacqshow (19 December 2014). "Here we go 2,3,4..." (Tweet) – via Twitter.
  9. ^ "Jilted John – back for Rebellion!". Rebellion 16 November 2015. Retrieved 1 August 2016. where he also gave an in conversation with John Robb
  10. ^ "Jilted John Gigs". Retrieved 4 September 2018.
  11. ^ Strong, Martin C. (1999). The Great Alternative & Indie Discography. Canongate. ISBN 0-86241-913-1.
  12. ^ "John Shuttleworth sings Pigeons in Flight, Wayne's Secret World of the Organ". BBC Radio 4. Retrieved 15 December 2015.
  13. ^ "14 Things You Genuinely Didn't Know About The Eurovision Song Contest". Retrieved 15 December 2015.
  14. ^ "Europigeon (TV Movie 1998)". IMDb. Retrieved 15 December 2015.
  15. ^ "John Shuttleworth Discography". Retrieved 18 December 2016.
  16. ^ Howard, Warren (20 September 2013). "Comedy of the week: Brian Appleton, various venues". The Independent. Retrieved 14 May 2015.
  17. ^ "The Official Brian Appleton Homesite". Retrieved 15 December 2015.
  18. ^ "Dave Tordoff". Retrieved 15 December 2015.
  19. ^ "Brookside to Brassed Off". Retrieved 17 March 2018 – via
  20. ^ "Time Gentlemen Please (2000–2002)". Retrieved 25 July 2014.
  21. ^ a b "Graham Fellows male voiceover artist". Sue Terry Voices. Retrieved 15 December 2015.
  22. ^ "With Great Pleasure". BBC Radio 4. 16 February 2010. Retrieved 12 May 2010.
  23. ^ "You're Coming With Me Lad, Book of the Week". BBC Radio 4. Retrieved 15 December 2015.
  24. ^ Razz Records – CLEAN1, re-issue MCA Records – MCA673
  25. ^ "Midweek; Graham Fellows, Matthew Oates, William McLellan, Kate Waters". BBC Radio 4. Retrieved 3 June 2015.
  26. ^ O'Grady, Sean (28 July 2014). "Graham Fellows: 'I can't do John Shuttleworth for ever'". The Independent. Retrieved 1 August 2016.
  27. ^ "Episode 5, 2015/2016, Celebrity Mastermind". BBC One. Retrieved 1 August 2016.
  28. ^ "Gigs". Graham Fellows. Retrieved 12 January 2018.
  29. ^ "Music". Graham Fellows. Retrieved 9 December 2017.
  30. ^ "Weird Town, by Graham Fellows". Graham Fellows. Retrieved 17 March 2018.
  31. ^ "Star Interview: Sheffield's Graham Fellows takes an 'out of character' break from being John Shuttleworth". Retrieved 17 March 2018.
  32. ^ "About". Graham Fellows. Retrieved 27 April 2019.
  33. ^ Farndale, Nigel (June 2013). "Graham Fellows". Nigel Retrieved 1 August 2016.

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