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This measurement is not a precise one. Human hair varies in diameter, ranging anywhere from 30 μm to 100 μm. One nominal value often chosen is 75 μm, but this – like other measures based upon such highly variant natural objects, including the barleycorn – is subject to a fair degree of imprecision.
Such measures can be found in many cultures. The English "hair's breadth" has a direct analogue in the formal Burmese system of Long Measure. A "tshan khyee", the smallest unit in the system, is literally a "hair's breadth". 10 "tshan khyee" form a "hnan" (a Sesamum seed), 60 (6 hnan) form a mooyau (a species of grain), and 240 (4 mooyau) form an "atheet" (literally, a "finger's breadth").
Some formal definitions even existed in English. In several systems of English Long Measure, a "hair's breadth" has a formal definition. Samuel Maunder's Treasury of Knowledge and Library of Reference, published in 1855, states that a "hair's breadth" is one 48th of an inch (and thus one 16th of a barleycorn). John Lindley's An introduction to botany, published in 1839, and William Withering' An Arrangement of British Plants, published in 1818, states that a "hair's breadth" is one 12th of a line, which is one 144th of an inch (a line itself being one 12th of an inch).
Red cunt hair
A subset of "hairs breadth" is the red cunt hair or RCH,[A][B] red pussy hair, and red one[C] which is a bawdy figure of speech used to represent very small widths.[D][E] It is a slang, tongue-in-cheek term that purports to describe a unit of measure, but is actually a subjective notion, and can change depending on the situation and context. At its core, it is a very small measurement. The phrase is based on the concept of a pubic hair being small in diameter, and can be used to describe a minor adjustment necessary, and is akin to terms such as 'a tad', 'a smidgen', etc. The phrase is generally used to objectify small clearances, dimensions, or distances.[F] In usage, the terms "hair", "cunt hair" and "red cunt hair" are related and each one is considered smaller and more precise than the preceding one ("hair" being largest and "red cunt hair" being smallest).[G]
According to Sterling Johnson (1995) in English as a Second F**king Language "the term originated with master carpenters in New England, and is now universally used." Other sources claim it originated in the late 1950s, as military slang.
Other body part measurements
Winning a competition, such as a horse race, "by a whisker" (that is 'by a hair length') is a narrower margin of victory than winning "by a nose." An even narrower anatomically-based margin might be described in the idiom "by the skin of my teeth," which is typically applied to a narrow escape from impending disaster. This is roughly analogous to the idiomatic phrase "as small as the hairs on a gnat's bollock." German speakers likewise have a small measurement, i.e. the Muggeseggele.
- "'Oh, just another RCH,' replies the perfectionist. 'What's an RCH?' I naively inquire. The crew replies in chorus, 'Red Cunt Hair.' I was learning a wealth of technical jargon."
- "... a mortar round came in and missed you by an R.C.H. [an R.C.H. being survivors' lingo for something very thin—a Red Cunt Hair] and that sucker missed you by one of those."
- "...red one [...] a very short distance. A euphemized abbreviation of Red Cunt Hair. Red pussy hair — a very short distance. Slightly less offensive than Red Cunt Hair."
- "RCH (noun) a tiny notional unit of measure (US) An abbreviation of Red Cunt Hair, perceived as a smaller unit even than a simple Cunt Hair"
- "Small measurements are frequently referred to as 'just a cunt hair,' or, if more accuracy is preferred, as a 'red cunt hair' (no other color is ever used)."
- "Red cunt hair. A very small distance (as in, 'That is one red cunt hair out of alignment.'"
- "Bump it a little west now, a hair more, a cunt hair now ... a red cunt hair ... good."
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USA Bawdy unit of measurement ... Same as Frog hair
- Dickson 2011, p. 86.
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